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Posted 6/2/08 , edited 6/2/08
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me,
so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.
I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him.
10 goodness he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.
Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

it was pretty funny at 1st...if u dun understand tis is wad it meant...

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with.....
1(one) day I go 2(to) climb a 3(tree) outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me,
so I panic and 4(fall) down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5(fight) with me.
I ran until I fell 6(sick) and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8(egg[s]) to throw at him. Then I took a 9(knife) and try to stab at him.
10(thank) goodness he run away.
10(then) I put the 9(knife) back and pay for the 8(egg[s]) and left 7-eleven.
Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6(sick). He said 5(fine), tomorrow also no need to come back 4(for) work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3(tree) and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2(to) him but I don't know what he 1(want).

**7-eleven is a store.
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this 1 is retarded. it says... a good friend helps you when you fall, a best friend laughs and trips you again.





these made me lol so i hope u lol too!!!!!!
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Posted 6/7/08

myv22 wrote:

0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


lol so funny it must be a fat lady
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Posted 6/7/08 , edited 6/21/08

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myv22 wrote:

0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


lol so funny it must be a fat lady



waffle0000 wrote:


myv22 wrote:

0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


lol so funny it must be a fat lady







it is so damn funny!!!lol XD
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^ You thought that was funny? I have a ton more!

Married in Heaven

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER?"
Posted 6/13/08
From Sally Simpson

Eric: Wow Fez this was so nice of you to make dinner for us.
Donna:Yeah this is amazing.
Fez:Well,food always tastes better when it's fresh.
Donna:So what is this anyway?
Fez:Well...let's just say that the Easter Bunny came early this year......so I shot him.......

Its from an episode of That 70s Show
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A man walks into a bar...Ouch...


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gahahhaa funny!!
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Wedding Night Woes

A married couple is about to have sex for the first time on their wedding night. They start to undress, and the husband removes his shoes. The wife notices something frightful about his feet. "Oh my goodness! What happened to your toes?" she exclaimed. "I have tolio," he said. "You mean polio?" she asked. "Well, it's kind of like polio except it only affects your toes." The husband then removes his pants. "Oh my gosh!" the wife exclaimed again. "What happened to your knees?" "I have kneesles. It's kind of like measles except it only affects your knees." The husband finally takes off his underwear. The wife says, "Wait, let me guess, smallcox."
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7 O'clock Sharp

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."
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