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What are you willing to do for money? Why?
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Posted 5/1/08 , edited 8/6/08
® Is money a root of evil and why ? What will you do for the money and Why?......
Moreover this is a general thread on money so anything on it may be posted. Origin? Concept? Anything related to its evolution?








I have read this joke, I have read many times before, years but I thought if it funny. So here it goes:An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square" The president t started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not = square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before.
Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank ofCanada!"

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Posted 5/1/08
I guess almost any thing just for my family thta's all
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hmmm, from this point of view. . . . . . . money is every thing...................
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yeah... money is not everything. BUT, without money, u cant even have the 1% of the everything. so, be realistic! in the current world, money IS everything!
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Posted 5/2/08
I will work for money.
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Posted 5/2/08
only poor people say that
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Money is everything..
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Posted 5/2/08

g31025 wrote:

I will work for money.


Yeah! same to me...and someone said "Time can make money, but money can't buy time"

So I'll work for money...when I got some money I'll try to buy time 555+ ^_^ to prove those words.


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money may not be everything but well, no one can live in the world without it...
Posted 5/2/08
this thread makes me feel poor lol
but money is not everything and can't guarantee happiness
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money can't guarantee happiness?..nah!

happiness wont feed my family but money could!..
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Posted 5/2/08 , edited 5/2/08
As long as money is seen as means to an end I'm OK with it, but if it becomes the goal itself without any purpose then it's existence is very much useless.

- If none wrote it before than this is my own saying.
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Posted 5/2/08

i'm waiting for the money for peace
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26 / F / philippines, para...
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Posted 5/2/08
i love money... well money is what man need to survive in life
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I like money but I won't go too far just for it...
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