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Posted 5/2/08
Just narrate your funniest life stories.........
Posted 5/2/08
well, i think i'll start lolle you already know this story :p

When we were 7 years old my 2 best friends and me dreamed of being adults as soon as possible, because we wanted to move in a house together. Of course we wanted to have our dreamhouse immediately, so we were really happy when a TV programm said "when you are the 1st to call here you have won this house."

we immediately wrote down the telephone number, but we couldn't decide who should call there. At last i gave in. I was really nervous and my friends were really loud,so i couldn't understand who was on the telephone , but i didn't really care and just started speaking. "Hello am i here at Sat1? (name of the TV Channel) i wanted to win the house." the only response i first heard was a laughing. when the person on the telephone finally calmed down, she said "sorry my dear you're talking to the mountain rescue team of the alps."

i was soo emberassed, just said thank you, goodbye and ended the call. My friends didn't really notice all that and were totally mad at me that i didn't win the house and that i hung up. I tried to explain them the situation, but they didn't believe me that i called the mountain rescue team. i mean who would believe that. Franzi just gave me the phone and said "prove it then. This time we turn on the speaker of the telephone."

i was so mad at them. so i really called a second time. "hello am i here at SAT1? i want to win the house"then the person on the other site of the telephone laughed again. and said
" sorry you called the mountain rescue team again "

hahahaha you should have seen the faces of my best friends well in the end they believed me...
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Its not really funny but it happened when I was with the school on a trip the France when I was 13 and it was night time so I got up to get something from the vending machine in the lounge and on my way back I went to get the room key out of my pocket.... it wasn't there.... so I was walking around in nothing but some PJ trousers and socks because I couldn't get a spare key until the owner came back the next morning. After an hour I heard a door open and so I went to see who it was. it was my friend and she got up the same reason I did(I told her not to forget her key lol) so after I told her what happened I begged(she is hot so i would beg) her to let me sleep in her room and she said yes(score) but when I got there she told me to close my eyes(hell yes) and then.... she tied my hands to the bed post coz she said she don't want me doing anything weird while she was asleep.... so morning came and someone knocked on her door and when she answered it the teacher saw me tied to the bed and a whole heap of shit started up and for the next few weeks we where the 'Bondage pair' it was funny but it got a little annoying... well that’s the story
Posted 5/2/08
OK I ll be the start!!
So... This year me and 1 of my best friend were really boring at school.... so we start to talk into the closet... do not think bad.... the doors were open and we talk about guys... for the first time, cause ussuallly we talk about stupid things!... well after a bit we remember that in the 4° hour it ll come a stupis teacher that.... well she is really stupid, so we decided to stay in the closet fo a hole hour, our friends close us there with all the desks and chairs...... we cannot saw anything!! and that stupid teacher didnt notice that we werent there even after saw us in the first hour..... we put some music during the hour and laugth a lot, we allso make some videos but the ligth wasnt enough.... during the lesson our friends give us the photocopies that the teacher was explaining.... it was really funny but not for the ass...... it really hurts!!!

NOW IS YOUR TURN HELP THIS GROUP TO BE MORE FUNNY!!!
Posted 5/2/08

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Its not really funny but it happened when I was with the school on a trip the France when I was 13 and it was night time so I got up to get something from the vending machine in the lounge and on my way back I went to get the room key out of my pocket.... it wasn't there.... so I was walking around in nothing but some PJ trousers and socks because I couldn't get a spare key until the owner came back the next morning. After an hour I heard a door open and so I went to see who it was. it was my friend and she got up the same reason I did(I told her not to forget her key lol) so after I told her what happened I begged(she is hot so i would beg) her to let me sleep in her room and she said yes(score) but when I got there she told me to close my eyes(hell yes) and then.... she tied my hands to the bed post coz she said she don't want me doing anything weird while she was asleep.... so morning came and someone knocked on her door and when she answered it the teacher saw me tied to the bed and a whole heap of shit started up and for the next few weeks we where the 'Bondage pair' it was funny but it got a little annoying... well that’s the story

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS THINKING IT WAS ME THE START!!! THANK U ALL!!!
AHAHAHAAH IT IS REALLY FUNNY!!!... i HAVE A SIMILAR STORY BUT WITH MORE PEOPLE..... AHAHAHAHAHA i LL NARRATE ANOTHER TIME!
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Posted 5/2/08

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OK I ll be the start!!


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wow time in a closet... sound fun i might try it sometime
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i juz got out 4rm homeskool n wuz walkin home by myself n o.....yea i dont remember wen diz happen budd i juz kant 4get it cuz itz embrassin. i walked pass diz kute guy n wen i thought he wuzn't payin attention 2 me i scratched my butt{am not lady lyke,lol} den all of a sudden he azk if i want him 2 scratched it 4 me.i wuz soooo embrass,i juz smiled n walked off pretty fast.man he wuz soooo kute!!!!! am such a dork
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i juz got out 4rm homeskool n wuz walkin home by myself n o.....yea i dont remember wen diz happen budd i juz kant 4get it cuz itz embrassin. i walked pass diz kute guy n wen i thought he wuzn't payin attention 2 me i scratched my butt{am not lady lyke,lol} den all of a sudden he azk if i want him 2 scratched it 4 me.i wuz soooo embrass,i juz smiled n walked off pretty fast.man he wuz soooo kute!!!!! am such a dork


ahahahahaha............
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i juz got out 4rm homeskool n wuz walkin home by myself n o.....yea i dont remember wen diz happen budd i juz kant 4get it cuz itz embrassin. i walked pass diz kute guy n wen i thought he wuzn't payin attention 2 me i scratched my butt{am not lady lyke,lol} den all of a sudden he azk if i want him 2 scratched it 4 me.i wuz soooo embrass,i juz smiled n walked off pretty fast.man he wuz soooo kute!!!!! am such a dork


Heheheheh, I remember this story! It was at New Years that this happen to you wasn't it? I laughed so hard when you told me this. I can't believe it could still make me laugh so hard. Seriously my brother and mom was staring at me as if I've gone crazy. (hahahahahaha) So glad I wasn't drinking while reading this, I swear, I would've sprayed the computer!!!!
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needinluvb wrote:

i juz got out 4rm homeskool n wuz walkin home by myself n o.....yea i dont remember wen diz happen budd i juz kant 4get it cuz itz embrassin. i walked pass diz kute guy n wen i thought he wuzn't payin attention 2 me i scratched my butt{am not lady lyke,lol} den all of a sudden he azk if i want him 2 scratched it 4 me.i wuz soooo embrass,i juz smiled n walked off pretty fast.man he wuz soooo kute!!!!! am such a dork


Heheheheh, I remember this story! It was at New Years that this happen to you wasn't it? I laughed so hard when you told me this. I can't believe it could still make me laugh so hard. Seriously my brother and mom was staring at me as if I've gone crazy. (hahahahahaha) So glad I wasn't drinking while reading this, I swear, I would've sprayed the computer!!!!


u dont need 2 go krazy ur already krazy!!!!!!!!!!! lol, dam i wizh u wuz drinkin wen u read diz bwahhhhhh'ha'ha'ha'ha
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needinluvb wrote:


Ilazuli wrote:


needinluvb wrote:

i juz got out 4rm homeskool n wuz walkin home by myself n o.....yea i dont remember wen diz happen budd i juz kant 4get it cuz itz embrassin. i walked pass diz kute guy n wen i thought he wuzn't payin attention 2 me i scratched my butt{am not lady lyke,lol} den all of a sudden he azk if i want him 2 scratched it 4 me.i wuz soooo embrass,i juz smiled n walked off pretty fast.man he wuz soooo kute!!!!! am such a dork


Heheheheh, I remember this story! It was at New Years that this happen to you wasn't it? I laughed so hard when you told me this. I can't believe it could still make me laugh so hard. Seriously my brother and mom was staring at me as if I've gone crazy. (hahahahahaha) So glad I wasn't drinking while reading this, I swear, I would've sprayed the computer!!!!


u dont need 2 go krazy ur already krazy!!!!!!!!!!! lol, dam i wizh u wuz drinkin wen u read diz bwahhhhhh'ha'ha'ha'ha


hmheheh
that would've been much funnier =D
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needinluvb wrote:


Ilazuli wrote:


needinluvb wrote:

i juz got out 4rm homeskool n wuz walkin home by myself n o.....yea i dont remember wen diz happen budd i juz kant 4get it cuz itz embrassin. i walked pass diz kute guy n wen i thought he wuzn't payin attention 2 me i scratched my butt{am not lady lyke,lol} den all of a sudden he azk if i want him 2 scratched it 4 me.i wuz soooo embrass,i juz smiled n walked off pretty fast.man he wuz soooo kute!!!!! am such a dork


Heheheheh, I remember this story! It was at New Years that this happen to you wasn't it? I laughed so hard when you told me this. I can't believe it could still make me laugh so hard. Seriously my brother and mom was staring at me as if I've gone crazy. (hahahahahaha) So glad I wasn't drinking while reading this, I swear, I would've sprayed the computer!!!!


u dont need 2 go krazy ur already krazy!!!!!!!!!!! lol, dam i wizh u wuz drinkin wen u read diz bwahhhhhh'ha'ha'ha'ha


hmheheh
that would've been much funnier =D


wow sum1 agreeded wit me hah!!!!!! sanna take dat!!!!!!!!!!!! bwahhhhh'ha'ha'ha, k, j/k dont tickle torture me,sry sanna u kno i luvb u
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needinluvb wrote:


Ilazuli wrote:


needinluvb wrote:

i juz got out 4rm homeskool n wuz walkin home by myself n o.....yea i dont remember wen diz happen budd i juz kant 4get it cuz itz embrassin. i walked pass diz kute guy n wen i thought he wuzn't payin attention 2 me i scratched my butt{am not lady lyke,lol} den all of a sudden he azk if i want him 2 scratched it 4 me.i wuz soooo embrass,i juz smiled n walked off pretty fast.man he wuz soooo kute!!!!! am such a dork


Heheheheh, I remember this story! It was at New Years that this happen to you wasn't it? I laughed so hard when you told me this. I can't believe it could still make me laugh so hard. Seriously my brother and mom was staring at me as if I've gone crazy. (hahahahahaha) So glad I wasn't drinking while reading this, I swear, I would've sprayed the computer!!!!


u dont need 2 go krazy ur already krazy!!!!!!!!!!! lol, dam i wizh u wuz drinkin wen u read diz bwahhhhhh'ha'ha'ha'ha


Woman don't be so cruel my mom just tortured me!!!!! I was sitting around trying to write to you and the next thing I know is this ugly, disgusting, cooked crickets right there in front of my face!!!(eewwwwwww) I was trying to enjoy my burrito too!!!! If this doesn't sound serious to you, than you so don't know me! I jumped out of my chair and started running for my life. Something about bugs and insects just gets agitated!!!
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needinluvb wrote:


ek_otaku wrote:


needinluvb wrote:


Ilazuli wrote:


needinluvb wrote:

i juz got out 4rm homeskool n wuz walkin home by myself n o.....yea i dont remember wen diz happen budd i juz kant 4get it cuz itz embrassin. i walked pass diz kute guy n wen i thought he wuzn't payin attention 2 me i scratched my butt{am not lady lyke,lol} den all of a sudden he azk if i want him 2 scratched it 4 me.i wuz soooo embrass,i juz smiled n walked off pretty fast.man he wuz soooo kute!!!!! am such a dork


Heheheheh, I remember this story! It was at New Years that this happen to you wasn't it? I laughed so hard when you told me this. I can't believe it could still make me laugh so hard. Seriously my brother and mom was staring at me as if I've gone crazy. (hahahahahaha) So glad I wasn't drinking while reading this, I swear, I would've sprayed the computer!!!!


u dont need 2 go krazy ur already krazy!!!!!!!!!!! lol, dam i wizh u wuz drinkin wen u read diz bwahhhhhh'ha'ha'ha'ha


hmheheh
that would've been much funnier =D


wow sum1 agreeded wit me hah!!!!!! sanna take dat!!!!!!!!!!!! bwahhhhh'ha'ha'ha, k, j/k dont tickle torture me,sry sanna u kno i luvb u


You guys can just go to ****!!!! I'm getting picked on everyone today!!!!!
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Ilazuli wrote:


needinluvb wrote:


Ilazuli wrote:


needinluvb wrote:

i juz got out 4rm homeskool n wuz walkin home by myself n o.....yea i dont remember wen diz happen budd i juz kant 4get it cuz itz embrassin. i walked pass diz kute guy n wen i thought he wuzn't payin attention 2 me i scratched my butt{am not lady lyke,lol} den all of a sudden he azk if i want him 2 scratched it 4 me.i wuz soooo embrass,i juz smiled n walked off pretty fast.man he wuz soooo kute!!!!! am such a dork


Heheheheh, I remember this story! It was at New Years that this happen to you wasn't it? I laughed so hard when you told me this. I can't believe it could still make me laugh so hard. Seriously my brother and mom was staring at me as if I've gone crazy. (hahahahahaha) So glad I wasn't drinking while reading this, I swear, I would've sprayed the computer!!!!


u dont need 2 go krazy ur already krazy!!!!!!!!!!! lol, dam i wizh u wuz drinkin wen u read diz bwahhhhhh'ha'ha'ha'ha


Woman don't be so cruel my mom just tortured me!!!!! I was sitting around trying to write to you and the next thing I know is this ugly, disgusting, cooked crickets right there in front of my face!!!(eewwwwwww) I was trying to enjoy my burrito too!!!! If this doesn't sound serious to you, than you so don't know me! I jumped out of my chair and started running for my life. Something about bugs and insects just gets agitated!!!


ha!!!! lol,dam i wizh i wuz dere so i culd throw it at u,muah'ha'ha'ha,i kno who u feel my dad did da same thing except he threw it on my plate wen i wuz eatin!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dink my dad gave it 2 ur mom,dam no wonder dere related!!!!!!!!!!!!
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