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well its stupid but ill say it i was in th school hallway and i were singing alot of songs so loudly and stupid songz u know loin king and hercules and tarzan and littel mermaid xD alot of songs and well i was on my way to class and i forgot tha the bell ranged from 15 min ago and im walking and singing and when im there (( infront of the class room)) i SLAMED THE DOOR AND sang I BELIVE I CAN FLY AND JUMPE LIKE A BIRED AND DOING SILLY STUFF . . . . i was bored u know when u get bored u do any thing and so . . . in front of 25 students and my english teacher they were like ((. . . . did she go nuts )) and i was like ooooooooooooooo mmmmm gggggggg and then the teacher went balistic on me and they sent me to the pincepel office and i got puneshed and the next day the teacher started sayin the story againe and laugh and i was like if u liked it why did u send me to the prinpecls office >.>
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well its stupid but ill say it i was in the school hallway and i were singing alot of songs so loudly and stupid songz u know loin king and hercules and tarzan and littel mermaid xD alot of songs and well i was on my way to class and i forgot that the bell ranged from 15 min ago and im walking and singing and when im there (( infront of the class room)) i SLAMED THE DOOR AND sang I BELIVE I CAN FLY AND JUMPE LIKE A BIRED AND DOING SILLY STUFF . . . . i was bored u know when u get bored u do any thing and so . . . in front of 25 students and my english teacher they were like ((. . . . did she go nuts )) and i was like ooooooooooooooo mmmmm gggggggg and then the teacher went balistic on me and they sent me to the pincepel office and i got puneshed and the next day the teacher started sayin the story againe and laugh and i was like if u liked it why did u send me to the prinpecls office >.>


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woooops >.> i quote my own story xD
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well its stupid but ill say it i was in th school hallway and i were singing alot of songs so loudly and stupid songz u know loin king and hercules and tarzan and littel mermaid xD alot of songs and well i was on my way to class and i forgot tha the bell ranged from 15 min ago and im walking and singing and when im there (( infront of the class room)) i SLAMED THE DOOR AND sang I BELIVE I CAN FLY AND JUMPE LIKE A BIRED AND DOING SILLY STUFF . . . . i was bored u know when u get bored u do any thing and so . . . in front of 25 students and my english teacher they were like ((. . . . did she go nuts )) and i was like ooooooooooooooo mmmmm gggggggg and then the teacher went balistic on me and they sent me to the pincepel office and i got puneshed and the next day the teacher started sayin the story againe and laugh and i was like if u liked it why did u send me to the prinpecls office >.>


OMG that's funny
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well its stupid but ill say it i was in th school hallway and i were singing alot of songs so loudly and stupid songz u know loin king and hercules and tarzan and littel mermaid xD alot of songs and well i was on my way to class and i forgot tha the bell ranged from 15 min ago and im walking and singing and when im there (( infront of the class room)) i SLAMED THE DOOR AND sang I BELIVE I CAN FLY AND JUMPE LIKE A BIRED AND DOING SILLY STUFF . . . . i was bored u know when u get bored u do any thing and so . . . in front of 25 students and my english teacher they were like ((. . . . did she go nuts )) and i was like ooooooooooooooo mmmmm gggggggg and then the teacher went balistic on me and they sent me to the pincepel office and i got puneshed and the next day the teacher started sayin the story againe and laugh and i was like if u liked it why did u send me to the prinpecls office >.>


OMG that's funny


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hahahaha you're right :D but you made the the boring school routine more lively
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well its stupid but ill say it i was in th school hallway and i were singing alot of songs so loudly and stupid songz u know loin king and hercules and tarzan and littel mermaid xD alot of songs and well i was on my way to class and i forgot tha the bell ranged from 15 min ago and im walking and singing and when im there (( infront of the class room)) i SLAMED THE DOOR AND sang I BELIVE I CAN FLY AND JUMPE LIKE A BIRED AND DOING SILLY STUFF . . . . i was bored u know when u get bored u do any thing and so . . . in front of 25 students and my english teacher they were like ((. . . . did she go nuts )) and i was like ooooooooooooooo mmmmm gggggggg and then the teacher went balistic on me and they sent me to the pincepel office and i got puneshed and the next day the teacher started sayin the story againe and laugh and i was like if u liked it why did u send me to the prinpecls office >.>


That's quite hilarious. So why did your teacher sent you to the principal's office anyway?
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well its stupid but ill say it i was in th school hallway and i were singing alot of songs so loudly and stupid songz u know loin king and hercules and tarzan and littel mermaid xD alot of songs and well i was on my way to class and i forgot tha the bell ranged from 15 min ago and im walking and singing and when im there (( infront of the class room)) i SLAMED THE DOOR AND sang I BELIVE I CAN FLY AND JUMPE LIKE A BIRED AND DOING SILLY STUFF . . . . i was bored u know when u get bored u do any thing and so . . . in front of 25 students and my english teacher they were like ((. . . . did she go nuts )) and i was like ooooooooooooooo mmmmm gggggggg and then the teacher went balistic on me and they sent me to the pincepel office and i got puneshed and the next day the teacher started sayin the story againe and laugh and i was like if u liked it why did u send me to the prinpecls office >.>


datz fuuny dat happen 2 me budd i didnt get in trouble cuz da teacher have a hard tyme wit my name,i kno how u feel,well not exactly,i kno,i kno am weird,lol
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well its stupid but ill say it i was in th school hallway and i were singing alot of songs so loudly and stupid songz u know loin king and hercules and tarzan and littel mermaid xD alot of songs and well i was on my way to class and i forgot tha the bell ranged from 15 min ago and im walking and singing and when im there (( infront of the class room)) i SLAMED THE DOOR AND sang I BELIVE I CAN FLY AND JUMPE LIKE A BIRED AND DOING SILLY STUFF . . . . i was bored u know when u get bored u do any thing and so . . . in front of 25 students and my english teacher they were like ((. . . . did she go nuts )) and i was like ooooooooooooooo mmmmm gggggggg and then the teacher went balistic on me and they sent me to the pincepel office and i got puneshed and the next day the teacher started sayin the story againe and laugh and i was like if u liked it why did u send me to the prinpecls office >.>


That's quite hilarious. So why did your teacher sent you to the principal's office anyway?


lo0ol i dont know . . . she is evil >.< she is random u know it depends on her mood when i came in her mood was . . . . bad >.>
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when i was a kid, the bus driver always shuts the bus door so the bus wont get hot u know , and so i always run like some one is chasing me and wants to kill me , and im always the first girl to arrive there so i find that the bus door is closed i start crying and shouting MOMY NOOOOO I RUN SO FAST NOOOOO WHY WHY I WANA COME IN and i hit the door bus like a crazy girl and the bus driver is laughing at me he tried to open the door but he cant cuz he is laughing to hard tears were coming out of his eyes xD every day i do a comdy show infront of the bus door
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I got hold of ths and the Dozuki and the Billhook because i ordered what i tought was a model of them online(because under the descriptiopn it said "scale model 1/2" which means its half the size) and when it arrived i thought it felt a little heavy and when i opened it up i found a dozuki, Billhook and sharpening sets to go with them and when my folks found out they confiscated them from me for 3 weeks(because i refused to return them) and so now i own a billhook and dozuki) i pt up some pictures of them on the group photos as they looked on the website
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Its not really funny but it happened when I was with the school on a trip the France when I was 13 and it was night time so I got up to get something from the vending machine in the lounge and on my way back I went to get the room key out of my pocket.... it wasn't there.... so I was walking around in nothing but some PJ trousers and socks because I couldn't get a spare key until the owner came back the next morning. After an hour I heard a door open and so I went to see who it was. it was my friend and she got up the same reason I did(I told her not to forget her key lol) so after I told her what happened I begged(she is hot so i would beg) her to let me sleep in her room and she said yes(score) but when I got there she told me to close my eyes(hell yes) and then.... she tied my hands to the bed post coz she said she don't want me doing anything weird while she was asleep.... so morning came and someone knocked on her door and when she answered it the teacher saw me tied to the bed and a whole heap of shit started up and for the next few weeks we where the 'Bondage pair' it was funny but it got a little annoying... well that’s the story



you should've asked your teacher what he (or she) was thinking
either way, that really made me laugh, thanks
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Its not really funny but it happened when I was with the school on a trip the France when I was 13 and it was night time so I got up to get something from the vending machine in the lounge and on my way back I went to get the room key out of my pocket.... it wasn't there.... so I was walking around in nothing but some PJ trousers and socks because I couldn't get a spare key until the owner came back the next morning. After an hour I heard a door open and so I went to see who it was. it was my friend and she got up the same reason I did(I told her not to forget her key lol) so after I told her what happened I begged(she is hot so i would beg) her to let me sleep in her room and she said yes(score) but when I got there she told me to close my eyes(hell yes) and then.... she tied my hands to the bed post coz she said she don't want me doing anything weird while she was asleep.... so morning came and someone knocked on her door and when she answered it the teacher saw me tied to the bed and a whole heap of shit started up and for the next few weeks we where the 'Bondage pair' it was funny but it got a little annoying... well that’s the story



you should've asked your teacher what he (or she) was thinking
either way, that really made me laugh, thanks


I didn't want to know what they were thinking but after like 10 seconds a crowd of like 15 people was outside the door and all i could say was "oh shit"
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well its stupid but ill say it i was in th school hallway and i were singing alot of songs so loudly and stupid songz u know loin king and hercules and tarzan and littel mermaid xD alot of songs and well i was on my way to class and i forgot tha the bell ranged from 15 min ago and im walking and singing and when im there (( infront of the class room)) i SLAMED THE DOOR AND sang I BELIVE I CAN FLY AND JUMPE LIKE A BIRED AND DOING SILLY STUFF . . . . i was bored u know when u get bored u do any thing and so . . . in front of 25 students and my english teacher they were like ((. . . . did she go nuts )) and i was like ooooooooooooooo mmmmm gggggggg and then the teacher went balistic on me and they sent me to the pincepel office and i got puneshed and the next day the teacher started sayin the story againe and laugh and i was like if u liked it why did u send me to the prinpecls office >.>




LOL! I would of done a same thing singing Disney songs in the hallway when I get bored. Thats funny!
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akosimaia wrote:


Animal777 wrote:

Its not really funny but it happened when I was with the school on a trip the France when I was 13 and it was night time so I got up to get something from the vending machine in the lounge and on my way back I went to get the room key out of my pocket.... it wasn't there.... so I was walking around in nothing but some PJ trousers and socks because I couldn't get a spare key until the owner came back the next morning. After an hour I heard a door open and so I went to see who it was. it was my friend and she got up the same reason I did(I told her not to forget her key lol) so after I told her what happened I begged(she is hot so i would beg) her to let me sleep in her room and she said yes(score) but when I got there she told me to close my eyes(hell yes) and then.... she tied my hands to the bed post coz she said she don't want me doing anything weird while she was asleep.... so morning came and someone knocked on her door and when she answered it the teacher saw me tied to the bed and a whole heap of shit started up and for the next few weeks we where the 'Bondage pair' it was funny but it got a little annoying... well that’s the story



you should've asked your teacher what he (or she) was thinking
either way, that really made me laugh, thanks


I didn't want to know what they were thinking but after like 10 seconds a crowd of like 15 people was outside the door and all i could say was "oh shit"


i would've said the same thing... and you were 13 by then?
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