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I don't know if you would call this an ecchi or funny moment. I was in fifth grade and I was playing on the monkey bars with some of my friends. We were fighting while holding on to the bars, there were alot of girls and guys around cheering for me and my friend. Then one of the girls goes to help my friend by jumping up and grabbing me. She slips and takes my pants with her, Yea my thing was exposed too because I hated wearing underwear (I was wearing loose boxers). I let go and franticly pull up my pants which were on my knees.There were laughter, giggles, blushing, "Kyaa!"ing, and people dying on the floor around me. I quickly glared at the girl but she seemed scared so I instead, in my confused and puzzled state of mind, went and grabbed my friend's, who was still on the monkey bars, legs and slamed him to the floor. Yes.. It was hell as embarassing. Oh yea! And am a boy if your wondering
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OMG that really emberassing, but totally funny

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I don't know if you would call this an ecchi or funny moment. I was in fifth grade and I was playing on the monkey bars with some of my friends. We were fighting while holding on to the bars, there were alot of girls and guys around cheering for me and my friend. Then one of the girls goes to help my friend by jumping up and grabbing me. She slips and takes my pants with her, Yea my thing was exposed too because I hated wearing underwear (I was wearing loose boxers). I let go and franticly pull up my pants which were on my knees.There were laughter, giggles, blushing, "Kyaa!"ing, and people dying on the floor around me. I quickly glared at the girl but she seemed scared so I instead, in my confused and puzzled state of mind, went and grabbed my friend's, who was still on the monkey bars, legs and slamed him to the floor. Yes.. It was hell as embarassing. Oh yea! And am a boy if your wondering


lol,bwahhhh'ha'ha datz funny,ohhh yea reofu kall u a lozer
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Its not really funny but it happened when I was with the school on a trip the France when I was 13 and it was night time so I got up to get something from the vending machine in the lounge and on my way back I went to get the room key out of my pocket.... it wasn't there.... so I was walking around in nothing but some PJ trousers and socks because I couldn't get a spare key until the owner came back the next morning. After an hour I heard a door open and so I went to see who it was. it was my friend and she got up the same reason I did(I told her not to forget her key lol) so after I told her what happened I begged(she is hot so i would beg) her to let me sleep in her room and she said yes(score) but when I got there she told me to close my eyes(hell yes) and then.... she tied my hands to the bed post coz she said she don't want me doing anything weird while she was asleep.... so morning came and someone knocked on her door and when she answered it the teacher saw me tied to the bed and a whole heap of shit started up and for the next few weeks we where the 'Bondage pair' it was funny but it got a little annoying... well that’s the story



you should've asked your teacher what he (or she) was thinking
either way, that really made me laugh, thanks


I didn't want to know what they were thinking but after like 10 seconds a crowd of like 15 people was outside the door and all i could say was "oh shit"


i would've said the same thing... and you were 13 by then?


yup i was 13(like 2 months before my b-day)
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well i got a funny story to tell you all....

"one day me and my two friends were rideing on a train....it was the express line so no stops untill our destination. It was about 15 minutes into the trip when nature called. I really needed to go to the toilet and there was no way i could releive myself anytime soon since our destination was about 30 minutes away. So for the next 10 minutes or so (i swear it seemed like 2 hours for me) i held on with all my streangth. To make matters worse my friends were taunting me....talking about waterfalls and stories of the best toilet breaks they ever had in their life...Suddenly i couldnt take it any more, my bladder was at its limits. Let me tell u it was the worst feeling ever. Now in sydney, the trains have a sort of outdoor connection between the cariages. "Hey dud why dont u just go chuck a piss outside between the carriages" one of my friends said."ohhh right.....im gonna go piss out in public where everyone can see me. They just laughed at me.."Well the train is moving at like 100 miles per hour..no body is gonna notice you.....". I waited another 1 minute before i couldnt take it anymore and bursted out into the middle of the carriage. It was hard to balance and the wind from the train motion was blowing me in all sortsa directions...it was hard to undo my zipper and hold onto something at the same time but i eventaully managed to do it.......*FIIIIIIIINALLLY RELEIFE* it felt so good as i closed my eyes...never have i felt so good in my life...halfway through releiving myself i noticed the train started to slow down.. so i opened my eyes.....BEFORE I COULD REALISE...THE TRAIN WAS PASSING THROUGH A ROAD CROSSING and there right infront of me i saw a horrified couple in their car just staring at me as i went passed them....YES they saw me doing my buiness as the train SLOWLY passed them...IV never been so embarised in my life.....I zipped up and quickly ran inside the carriage where i saw my two friends laughing at me so hard... "AHAHA dude u just drenched their front hood with ur golden shower HAHAHAHAa......"OMFG what luck you have hahaahha"......

>_>; now i look back at it and laugh but seriously never want something like that to happen to me again
Posted 5/5/08
hahahahahahahahahaha
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well i got a funny story to tell you all....

"one day me and my two friends were rideing on a train....it was the express line so no stops untill our destination. It was about 15 minutes into the trip when nature called. I really needed to go to the toilet and there was no way i could releive myself anytime soon since our destination was about 30 minutes away. So for the next 10 minutes or so (i swear it seemed like 2 hours for me) i held on with all my streangth. To make matters worse my friends were taunting me....talking about waterfalls and stories of the best toilet breaks they ever had in their life...Suddenly i couldnt take it any more, my bladder was at its limits. Let me tell u it was the worst feeling ever. Now in sydney, the trains have a sort of outdoor connection between the cariages. "Hey dud why dont u just go chuck a piss outside between the carriages" one of my friends said."ohhh right.....im gonna go piss out in public where everyone can see me. They just laughed at me.."Well the train is moving at like 100 miles per hour..no body is gonna notice you.....". I waited another 1 minute before i couldnt take it anymore and bursted out into the middle of the carriage. It was hard to balance and the wind from the train motion was blowing me in all sortsa directions...it was hard to undo my zipper and hold onto something at the same time but i eventaully managed to do it.......*FIIIIIIIINALLLY RELEIFE* it felt so good as i closed my eyes...never have i felt so good in my life...halfway through releiving myself i noticed the train started to slow down.. so i opened my eyes.....BEFORE I COULD REALISE...THE TRAIN WAS PASSING THROUGH A ROAD CROSSING and there right infront of me i saw a horrified couple in their car just staring at me as i went passed them....YES they saw me doing my buiness as the train SLOWLY passed them...IV never been so embarised in my life.....I zipped up and quickly ran inside the carriage where i saw my two friends laughing at me so hard... "AHAHA dude u just drenched their front hood with ur golden shower HAHAHAHAa......"OMFG what luck you have hahaahha"......

>_>; now i look back at it and laugh but seriously never want something like that to happen to me again


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot stop laugth sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

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I don't know if you would call this an ecchi or funny moment. I was in fifth grade and I was playing on the monkey bars with some of my friends. We were fighting while holding on to the bars, there were alot of girls and guys around cheering for me and my friend. Then one of the girls goes to help my friend by jumping up and grabbing me. She slips and takes my pants with her, Yea my thing was exposed too because I hated wearing underwear (I was wearing loose boxers). I let go and franticly pull up my pants which were on my knees.There were laughter, giggles, blushing, "Kyaa!"ing, and people dying on the floor around me. I quickly glared at the girl but she seemed scared so I instead, in my confused and puzzled state of mind, went and grabbed my friend's, who was still on the monkey bars, legs and slamed him to the floor. Yes.. It was hell as embarassing. Oh yea! And am a boy if your wondering


OH MY GOD!!!! You never told me this. (hahahahaha) This is definitely hilarious. I definitely can't stop laughing now.
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LunarDreamer wrote:

I don't know if you would call this an ecchi or funny moment. I was in fifth grade and I was playing on the monkey bars with some of my friends. We were fighting while holding on to the bars, there were alot of girls and guys around cheering for me and my friend. Then one of the girls goes to help my friend by jumping up and grabbing me. She slips and takes my pants with her, Yea my thing was exposed too because I hated wearing underwear (I was wearing loose boxers). I let go and franticly pull up my pants which were on my knees.There were laughter, giggles, blushing, "Kyaa!"ing, and people dying on the floor around me. I quickly glared at the girl but she seemed scared so I instead, in my confused and puzzled state of mind, went and grabbed my friend's, who was still on the monkey bars, legs and slamed him to the floor. Yes.. It was hell as embarassing. Oh yea! And am a boy if your wondering


OH MY GOD!!!! You never told me this. (hahahahaha) This is definitely hilarious. I definitely can't stop laughing now.


All you have to do is ask for a story.
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Ilazuli wrote:


LunarDreamer wrote:

I don't know if you would call this an ecchi or funny moment. I was in fifth grade and I was playing on the monkey bars with some of my friends. We were fighting while holding on to the bars, there were alot of girls and guys around cheering for me and my friend. Then one of the girls goes to help my friend by jumping up and grabbing me. She slips and takes my pants with her, Yea my thing was exposed too because I hated wearing underwear (I was wearing loose boxers). I let go and franticly pull up my pants which were on my knees.There were laughter, giggles, blushing, "Kyaa!"ing, and people dying on the floor around me. I quickly glared at the girl but she seemed scared so I instead, in my confused and puzzled state of mind, went and grabbed my friend's, who was still on the monkey bars, legs and slamed him to the floor. Yes.. It was hell as embarassing. Oh yea! And am a boy if your wondering


OH MY GOD!!!! You never told me this. (hahahahaha) This is definitely hilarious. I definitely can't stop laughing now.


All you have to do is ask for a story.




If that's all I have to do than: Please put some more story!!!!!!
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What kind of stories? Past? Present? Dreams?
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What kind of stories? Past? Present? Dreams?


Any one of them is fine by me. All of them would be great though!!!
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LunarDreamer wrote:

What kind of stories? Past? Present? Dreams?


Any one of them is fine by me. All of them would be great though!!!


But does not it have to relate to the forum?
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What kind of stories? Past? Present? Dreams?


just narrate a story that happened to you
but decide in which forum you post it please...have fun while posting your story, i can't wait to read it
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LunarDreamer wrote:

I don't know if you would call this an ecchi or funny moment. I was in fifth grade and I was playing on the monkey bars with some of my friends. We were fighting while holding on to the bars, there were alot of girls and guys around cheering for me and my friend. Then one of the girls goes to help my friend by jumping up and grabbing me. She slips and takes my pants with her, Yea my thing was exposed too because I hated wearing underwear (I was wearing loose boxers). I let go and franticly pull up my pants which were on my knees.There were laughter, giggles, blushing, "Kyaa!"ing, and people dying on the floor around me. I quickly glared at the girl but she seemed scared so I instead, in my confused and puzzled state of mind, went and grabbed my friend's, who was still on the monkey bars, legs and slamed him to the floor. Yes.. It was hell as embarassing. Oh yea! And am a boy if your wondering


OMG thats soooooooo embaressing >.< but FUNNY
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