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i got a good story
this actually happened today
im a freshmen in highschool and my favorite period is 4th cause there are a whole bunch funny people in it and we dont really do anything so we just goof off.One of the kids in my class(his name is chris like mine)does really stupid things all the time.Him and some of the other kids where gymshorts under their pants so they're always taking their pants off.Well chris took off his pants and put them back on with one of his legs bent behind his back so it looked like he only had one leg.he started hopping around like an idiot.then he tried to sit in a chair and one of the others drop kicked it and chris fell over.there were people going to lunch so he opened the door and everyone outside started staring at him.Leandre said chris needed a help me sign.then he did it to his other legand started to walk around like a midget(im sorry if i offended you.)he started walking around and kept falling over.it looked so real!then leandre told him to do jumping jacks.it was hilarious.then he did a handstand and fell over and hit his knees on the tile floor.my sides hurt so much.
im not a good writer

P.S. Kingmole, thats funny
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I don't know if this belongs in this section or not, but I find this very funny so here goes

EDIT: this really really happened to me

It was a long time ago but I still remembered it because it happened twice on the same day and on the same hour..ahhhh I still remember what happened on that fateful morning *goes to flashback* LOL

I went to my bestfriend's house to see if she was ready for our trip with our friends on that day, and to my surprise she's still sleeping so her father asked me to wake her up so that we won't keep our friends waiting and waste our time, and as I went up to her room, I saw her with a blanket covering her body, that she is still sleeping and I even heard her snoring and as I approach her and tugged her to wake her up, she suddenly pushed the blanket away as if it was getting in the way of her sleep..and to my surprise there she was sleeping with nothing but her underwear, but what really surprised me is the fact that I didn't get out of the room but instead I approached her and tugged and tugged until she is barely awake and told her "hey I just learned that you sleep with only your underwear on" and that surprised her and gave me a powerul kick in my right shoulder, so I said I was sorry and she said that it was okay, and then I went to her living room and waited for her to get ready..

but as I was waiting I was called by one of my friends asking where we are, and for the sake of not angering or worrying them I lied and said that we are on our way but we are stuck in traffic..so me being the good friend that I am , I told her mother that I would just bring her breakfast to her room so she could just eat there and not waste our time, her mother agreed so I went upstairs hastily with her meal on my hand, and when I approached her door I immediately knocked and said that I have her breakfast and that I'm giving it to her so that she could it in her room, and by doing that, we wont waste our time, but after I said it I didn't hear a reply so I began to be frustrated and then noticed that the door wasn't locked and was slightly open. So what I did is I opened the door and again to my surprise, I saw her half naked with her hair wet and a towel above her head and also the way she looked at me she was also surprised, and I immediately realized that she was just about to dress up when I barged in, I was embarrassed on what I did and I just left the plate on the floor and quickly told her to hurry up or else our friends will be mad at us..

and that's about it good thing she didn't shout or else her parents would charge right in to her room and see me looking at their daughter half naked but we told our friends that incident though and they couldn't stop laughing they said it was a "Twice in a lifetime oppurtunity" LOL
Posted 5/7/08

kenwil wrote:

I don't know if this belongs in this section or not, but I find this very funny so here goes

EDIT: this really really happened to me

It was a long time ago but I still remembered it because it happened twice on the same day and on the same hour..ahhhh I still remember what happened on that fateful morning *goes to flashback* LOL

I went to my bestfriend's house to see if she was ready for our trip with our friends on that day, and to my surprise she's still sleeping so her father asked me to wake her up so that we won't keep our friends waiting and waste our time, and as I went up to her room, I saw her with a blanket covering her body, that she is still sleeping and I even heard her snoring and as I approach her and tugged her to wake her up, she suddenly pushed the blanket away as if it was getting in the way of her sleep..and to my surprise there she was sleeping with nothing but her underwear, but what really surprised me is the fact that I didn't get out of the room but instead I approached her and tugged and tugged until she is barely awake and told her "hey I just learned that you sleep with only your underwear on" and that surprised her and gave me a powerul kick in my right shoulder, so I said I was sorry and she said that it was okay, and then I went to her living room and waited for her to get ready..

but as I was waiting I was called by one of my friends asking where we are, and for the sake of not angering or worrying them I lied and said that we are on our way but we are stuck in traffic..so me being the good friend that I am , I told her mother that I would just bring her breakfast to her room so she could just eat there and not waste our time, her mother agreed so I went upstairs hastily with her meal on my hand, and when I approached her door I immediately knocked and said that I have her breakfast and that I'm giving it to her so that she could it in her room, and by doing that, we wont waste our time, but after I said it I didn't hear a reply so I began to be frustrated and then noticed that the door wasn't locked and was slightly open. So what I did is I opened the door and again to my surprise, I saw her half naked with her hair wet and a towel above her head and also the way she looked at me she was also surprised, and I immediately realized that she was just about to dress up when I barged in, I was embarrassed on what I did and I just left the plate on the floor and quickly told her to hurry up or else our friends will be mad at us..

and that's about it good thing she didn't shout or else her parents would charge right in to her room and see me looking at their daughter half naked but we told our friends that incident though and they couldn't stop laughing they said it was a "Twice in a lifetime oppurtunity" LOL



hahahahaha nice story!
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funny, huh? well, what about this..i was reading one of the stories here and i laughed really hard. the next thing i know is my screen was splattered with my saliva...
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funny, huh? well, what about this..i was reading one of the stories here and i laughed really hard. the next thing i know is my screen was splattered with my saliva...


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aichmophobian wrote:

funny, huh? well, what about this..i was reading one of the stories here and i laughed really hard. the next thing i know is my screen was splattered with my saliva...


DATS NOT FUNNY BUT NASTY


lol..sorry sorry sorry..please delete my post..well, to the mods of course, sorry for such a bother..
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aichmophobian wrote:


Reofu wrote:


aichmophobian wrote:

funny, huh? well, what about this..i was reading one of the stories here and i laughed really hard. the next thing i know is my screen was splattered with my saliva...


DATS NOT FUNNY BUT NASTY


lol..sorry sorry sorry..please delete my post..well, to the mods of course, sorry for such a bother..


NO NO NO ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS NASTY I THINK
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aichmophobian wrote:


Reofu wrote:


aichmophobian wrote:

funny, huh? well, what about this..i was reading one of the stories here and i laughed really hard. the next thing i know is my screen was splattered with my saliva...


DATS NOT FUNNY BUT NASTY


lol..sorry sorry sorry..please delete my post..well, to the mods of course, sorry for such a bother..


NO NO NO ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS NASTY I THINK


lol..really? Ahahaha...phew, i'm relieved..
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kenwil wrote:

I don't know if this belongs in this section or not, but I find this very funny so here goes

EDIT: this really really happened to me

It was a long time ago but I still remembered it because it happened twice on the same day and on the same hour..ahhhh I still remember what happened on that fateful morning *goes to flashback* LOL

I went to my bestfriend's house to see if she was ready for our trip with our friends on that day, and to my surprise she's still sleeping so her father asked me to wake her up so that we won't keep our friends waiting and waste our time, and as I went up to her room, I saw her with a blanket covering her body, that she is still sleeping and I even heard her snoring and as I approach her and tugged her to wake her up, she suddenly pushed the blanket away as if it was getting in the way of her sleep..and to my surprise there she was sleeping with nothing but her underwear, but what really surprised me is the fact that I didn't get out of the room but instead I approached her and tugged and tugged until she is barely awake and told her "hey I just learned that you sleep with only your underwear on" and that surprised her and gave me a powerul kick in my right shoulder, so I said I was sorry and she said that it was okay, and then I went to her living room and waited for her to get ready..

but as I was waiting I was called by one of my friends asking where we are, and for the sake of not angering or worrying them I lied and said that we are on our way but we are stuck in traffic..so me being the good friend that I am , I told her mother that I would just bring her breakfast to her room so she could just eat there and not waste our time, her mother agreed so I went upstairs hastily with her meal on my hand, and when I approached her door I immediately knocked and said that I have her breakfast and that I'm giving it to her so that she could it in her room, and by doing that, we wont waste our time, but after I said it I didn't hear a reply so I began to be frustrated and then noticed that the door wasn't locked and was slightly open. So what I did is I opened the door and again to my surprise, I saw her half naked with her hair wet and a towel above her head and also the way she looked at me she was also surprised, and I immediately realized that she was just about to dress up when I barged in, I was embarrassed on what I did and I just left the plate on the floor and quickly told her to hurry up or else our friends will be mad at us..

and that's about it good thing she didn't shout or else her parents would charge right in to her room and see me looking at their daughter half naked but we told our friends that incident though and they couldn't stop laughing they said it was a "Twice in a lifetime oppurtunity" LOL



ahhaah ohh man i wish stuff like that happened to me....actually when i go to my friends who are girls houses...they make me wait in the living room....i can only go to the kitchen toilet or back yard...im banned from bedrooms and stuff lol....even the laundry room im banned...coz they got all their underware and stuff there...

*sigh* lol.....its not like i go looking for their underware everytime i go to their hosue... (im apparently a perv.... i didint know that but then which guy can say he knows hes a perv lol)

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Another funny story My friend is really scared of dogs...lol

WARNING!: If your to young to read Explicit Language then dont click on the spoiler!

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Another funny story My friend is really scared of dogs...lol

WARNING!: If your to young to read Explicit Language then dont click on the spoiler!




hahahaha meanies
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Another funny story My friend is really scared of dogs...lol

WARNING!: If your to young to read Explicit Language then dont click on the spoiler!


................
I m a little.... really stupid, i dont understand nothing!!! maybe it is because i m really tired just now!.... i ll rwad it again later^_^
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kingmole wrote:

Another funny story My friend is really scared of dogs...lol

WARNING!: If your to young to read Explicit Language then dont click on the spoiler!


................
I m a little.... really stupid, i dont understand nothing!!! maybe it is because i m really tired just now!.... i ll rwad it again later^_^



well i wanted to tell the story a little differently..so think of it as lines from a play :)..i donno was just trying that style out lol
Posted 5/13/08

kingmole wrote:


Lolle wrote:


kingmole wrote:

Another funny story My friend is really scared of dogs...lol

WARNING!: If your to young to read Explicit Language then dont click on the spoiler!


................
I m a little.... really stupid, i dont understand nothing!!! maybe it is because i m really tired just now!.... i ll rwad it again later^_^



well i wanted to tell the story a little differently..so think of it as lines from a play :)..i donno was just trying that style out lol

it is not your fault, i really cannot understand nothing!! i m tired cause i stayed at school to much and that make me more stupid than ever!!!
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Lolle wrote:


kingmole wrote:


Lolle wrote:


kingmole wrote:

Another funny story My friend is really scared of dogs...lol

WARNING!: If your to young to read Explicit Language then dont click on the spoiler!


................
I m a little.... really stupid, i dont understand nothing!!! maybe it is because i m really tired just now!.... i ll rwad it again later^_^



well i wanted to tell the story a little differently..so think of it as lines from a play :)..i donno was just trying that style out lol

it is not your fault, i really cannot understand nothing!! i m tired cause i stayed at school to much and that make me more stupid than ever!!!



would u like me to re-write it so u can understand? ^^? i dnot mind
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