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Posted 5/17/08
this one is pretty short... [not exact words but same thing]

me and a friend we're chatting and the topic went to my time ice skating at the mall with some friends...

ME: "i'm getting so addicted with ice skating! i wanna go back~"

HIM: "when was you're first time anyway?"

ME: "it was on my friend's bday on nov. 28, then on another bday on march 30 then yesterday, may 17..oh wait..i meant may 16"

then that's when i started thinking! i knew that the yesterday i was talking about was supposed to be may 16 but i saw in a forum that it was may 18! i checked my cellphone's calendar and saw that it was already may 18?!?! then on my computer it was also may 18!!! I PANICKED!!!!! DID I SLEEP FOR THE WHOLE DAY?! WTH WAS HAPPENING! :))

then i asked my friend

ME: "OMG?! WHAT DATE IS IT TODAY?! AINT IT SUPPOSED TO BE MAY 17?!"

HIM: "it's already early in the morning..."

PAUSE...OH RIGHT!!!!!! IT WAS PAST 12mm!!!

ME: *here i started saying i was stupid and thanks to him!*
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Posted 5/20/08
hahahaha what kind of arts is that?! hahahaha
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Posted 5/20/08

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O_O; thats kinda messed up.....but then again iv seen some pritty weired shit when iv gone to the art gallery.....

like shoes made of nipples and jackets made of ass holes >_>; i dont get any of it...but yeh......apparently its art....

anyways what ever happened to likeing art because it looked good and not wtf it all meant...

post modernism,expresionism,abstractismsz,schizophreniaiszmzmzm....to many ismz....
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Posted 5/20/08

kingmole wrote:


ek_otaku wrote:




O_O; thats kinda messed up.....but then again iv seen some pritty weired shit when iv gone to the art gallery.....

like shoes made of nipples and jackets made of ass holes >_>; i dont get any of it...but yeh......apparently its art....

anyways what ever happened to likeing art because it looked good and not wtf it all meant...

post modernism,expresionism,abstractismsz,schizophreniaiszmzmzm....to many ismz....


And I'm suppose to be an art major
but I still don't get the concept
at least I didn't have to pay =)
Thanks for reading
I thought my friend would be the first to post a reply to it
since she encourages me to....
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Posted 5/20/08

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Yep, your definitely getting tortured. Though I believe my girlfriend would love the story! Hehehehe...
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okay..my turn, hehe..well, this happened during the recent exam weeks. We were brought to the hall where the candidates were to take their MUET exam there. MUET stands for Malaysian University English Test and as a student, we need to take this exam. This year the government has decided to use a new format for the exam and the May exam is the last chance for the candidates to 'go through' the exam old-styled. Well, i decided not to take it because I don't want to confuse myself. Meaning i'll take it on October. But quite a number of my friends were taking it, so, this hall-gathering was to try the listening test equipment. Actually this is an embarrassing thing, but i don't think other forums suited this story, that's why i'm putting it up here, hoho..So, we were told to sit down and try answering the sample questions. As i said it's a listening test, and we have to listen to an audio played by the radio before we could answer any of the questions. I was sitting at my 'mock seat' when i saw this teacher giving signals toward me. I pointed my thumb to myself and the teacher kept giving out signals toward me. I thought she was asking me to go up there where she was standing holding the sample questions because she wanted me to help her distribute the papers to my fellow friends. So i stood up and went to her. However when i got in front of her, she said, "What is it? I didn't call for you! I was talking to the teacher behind you!" Lol..imagine the eyes of 70 something candidates looking at my direction and it was obvious they were holding back their laughter. Even my best friend were laughing! I quickly regained composure and went back to my seat acting like nothing had ever happened..But inside, lol..
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Posted 5/24/08
lol GG how embarising!
Posted 5/24/08

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okay..my turn, hehe..well, this happened during the recent exam weeks. We were brought to the hall where the candidates were to take their MUET exam there. MUET stands for Malaysian University English Test and as a student, we need to take this exam. This year the government has decided to use a new format for the exam and the May exam is the last chance for the candidates to 'go through' the exam old-styled. Well, i decided not to take it because I don't want to confuse myself. Meaning i'll take it on October. But quite a number of my friends were taking it, so, this hall-gathering was to try the listening test equipment. Actually this is an embarrassing thing, but i don't think other forums suited this story, that's why i'm putting it up here, hoho..So, we were told to sit down and try answering the sample questions. As i said it's a listening test, and we have to listen to an audio played by the radio before we could answer any of the questions. I was sitting at my 'mock seat' when i saw this teacher giving signals toward me. I pointed my thumb to myself and the teacher kept giving out signals toward me. I thought she was asking me to go up there where she was standing holding the sample questions because she wanted me to help her distribute the papers to my fellow friends. So i stood up and went to her. However when i got in front of her, she said, "What is it? I didn't call for you! I was talking to the teacher behind you!" Lol..imagine the eyes of 70 something candidates looking at my direction and it was obvious they were holding back their laughter. Even my best friend were laughing! I quickly regained composure and went back to my seat acting like nothing had ever happened..But inside, lol..


ahahaha funny funny!!
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ohh i met an old friend of mine from highschool not long ago and we were talking about the good old days at school....i totally forgot about this but he reminded me of the time i was mucking about and got in trouble...lol...i was abit short tempered in school haha! but i also never took anything seriouse...lol


it was the end of second period and everyone was heading out of the classroom to go to recess. As i was walking out one of my old buddies i used to not like very much ran up to me and asked me what we had for third period which was after recess...i told him i had DTand since he wasnt in my class he wanted to check my time table coz he lost his....being the smart ass i was i handed over my timetable..and before he could grab it from my hand and have a look i quickly withdrew the peice of paper out of his reach so he couldnt grab it "hahaha bitch ur to slow" i said laughing at him...."very funny chad but seriuosly i wana have a look at it" he said....and so i slowly gave it to him again....and before he could grab it..i withdrew the peice of paper out of his reach again..this time he jsut missed it from his grip.."ohhhh to slow again bitch" i said..i started laughing uncontrollably because i knew he was getting rly pissed off...."chad just give it to me i rly need to see it" he said....and so this time i seriuosly gave it to him..slowly i passed the peice of paper over to him with a smile. I swear to u though...this time i was rly gonna give it to him. He musta thought i was gonna withdraw it again...and then laugh at him...so without realising it he snatched the peice of paper from my hand and because i had a tight grip on it...it ripped my time table right down the middle.....my jaw droped and i just stood there stareing at him like "WTF"..HE RIPPED MY FUCKEN TIME TABLE...he started laughing....and i got so angry i yelled at him with the top of my voice "You fucken prick u ripped my time table" .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................

That was a bad idea to do that because the classroom we were exiting was right next to the principals office. . After swearing so loud i realised what i had done....and from the corridore i could here my principal yelling!!! "WHO WAS THAT YOUNG VOICE WHO CURSED JUST NOW" i was like "ohhh fuck"........"CHAD GET IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW" and so he marched me into the office and i took a seat....he shut the door and sat down on the opposite side of his desk...he jsut stared at me for a while with an angry face....

and then with a calm voice he said to me "Chad i know some people are fucken pricks but it never helped anyone to announce it to the whole world...dont let me here u swearing again...you can go now"

i couldnt beleive what he just said to me....O_o; that was the first day i realised my principal was the best principal a student could have..we got along very well ever since that day..i never swore again...well out loud or around him lol...he was largely respected by the students and the teachers for his attitude for being strict but well layed back at the right times...
he was so awsome lol he kinda inspired me a little...
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Here this is for you FatGirl, You know who I'm talking to.

A couple of my friends and I were at the mall just having fun, playing DDR, eating out. A bunch of stupid things a group that has a "Druggie Vato", "Professional Theif", and a "Person Who Has Different Masks" would do. We were about to go to a different place when the Vato got a call about the work so he had to go home. So it was only me and the thief. We were going somewhere else so we went through Macy's for a short cut but then we remembered that we were sort of "wanted". We did'nt want some people to know who we were.We decided to go to the elevator to go down.
"Hey.. How about we change our clothes and hair. I got my glasses in my backpack too" I said.
"What? How? I don't got any extra clothes". The Thief said
"Take off your clothes and we'll change yours for mine" I said.
"Fine but lets change in the elevator then" said the Theif
"Yeah yeah but we better change quick because we're only going down one floor" I said
"Shit.. Theres not that much people anyway so who cares" said Theif
We let some other people go on in front of us. We waited till it was only us. We got in and got ourselves ready.
"You ready?" I said
"Yeah..Hold up! Let me take off my backpack!" said the Thief
"Ok..Ready! Go!" I said
We were taking our clothes as fast as we can. I threw my shirt at him and took off my shoes and started on my pants. He was much slower then me because I wore loose pant and shirts. It was almost times up.
"Hurry up foo!" I said
"Damn!" He said
I put the shirt on without the buttons, I started to work on the pants and shoes. He barely got on the pants and shoes. The door started to open. We just stared at the door opening, the door opened and there was a lady standing there. She had this strange look on her face. We both just stared at her. My shirt was opened and my hands were on my zipper which was unzipped. He had his shoes and pants on but no shirt.
"Uh..We're gay" I said
He put on his shirt, picked up his backpack and mines. I zipped my pants and started on my buttons. The lady was looking at us when we got out. When the door started to close we laughed our asses off. We talked about it and decided to call it "The Elevator Game" Yeah we're going to do it again and we have.
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Here this is for you FatGirl, You know who I'm talking to.

A couple of my friends and I were at the mall just having fun, playing DDR, eating out. A bunch of stupid things a group that has a "Druggie Vato", "Professional Theif", and a "Person Who Has Different Masks" would do. We were about to go to a different place when the Vato got a call about the work so he had to go home. So it was only me and the thief. We were going somewhere else so we went through Macy's for a short cut but then we remembered that we were sort of "wanted". We did'nt want some people to know who we were.We decided to go to the elevator to go down.
"Hey.. How about we change our clothes and hair. I got my glasses in my backpack too" I said.
"What? How? I don't got any extra clothes". The Thief said
"Take off your clothes and we'll change yours for mine" I said.
"Fine but lets change in the elevator then" said the Theif
"Yeah yeah but we better change quick because we're only going down one floor" I said
"Shit.. Theres not that much people anyway so who cares" said Theif
We let some other people go on in front of us. We waited till it was only us. We got in and got ourselves ready.
"You ready?" I said
"Yeah..Hold up! Let me take off my backpack!" said the Thief
"Ok..Ready! Go!" I said
We were taking our clothes as fast as we can. I threw my shirt at him and took off my shoes and started on my pants. He was much slower then me because I wore loose pant and shirts. It was almost times up.
"Hurry up foo!" I said
"Damn!" He said
I put the shirt on without the buttons, I started to work on the pants and shoes. He barely got on the pants and shoes. The door started to open. We just stared at the door opening, the door opened and there was a lady standing there. She had this strange look on her face. We both just stared at her. My shirt was opened and my hands were on my zipper which was unzipped. He had his shoes and pants on but no shirt.
"Uh..We're gay" I said
He put on his shirt, picked up his backpack and mines. I zipped my pants and started on my buttons. The lady was looking at us when we got out. When the door started to close we laughed our asses off. We talked about it and decided to call it "The Elevator Game" Yeah we're going to do it again and we have.


Hahahahha..... God but I wish I was there. I would of laughed until I died. Uhhhh... You finally admit that you were GAY. I wish I could have seen the expression on the lady's face. It would've been priceless. I bet you were taking liberties while your friend was undressing, huh? God, but that was hilarious. Why couldn't you have done it in the restroom?
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LunarDreamer wrote:

Here this is for you FatGirl, You know who I'm talking to.

A couple of my friends and I were at the mall just having fun, playing DDR, eating out. A bunch of stupid things a group that has a "Druggie Vato", "Professional Theif", and a "Person Who Has Different Masks" would do. We were about to go to a different place when the Vato got a call about the work so he had to go home. So it was only me and the thief. We were going somewhere else so we went through Macy's for a short cut but then we remembered that we were sort of "wanted". We did'nt want some people to know who we were.We decided to go to the elevator to go down.
"Hey.. How about we change our clothes and hair. I got my glasses in my backpack too" I said.
"What? How? I don't got any extra clothes". The Thief said
"Take off your clothes and we'll change yours for mine" I said.
"Fine but lets change in the elevator then" said the Theif
"Yeah yeah but we better change quick because we're only going down one floor" I said
"Shit.. Theres not that much people anyway so who cares" said Theif
We let some other people go on in front of us. We waited till it was only us. We got in and got ourselves ready.
"You ready?" I said
"Yeah..Hold up! Let me take off my backpack!" said the Thief
"Ok..Ready! Go!" I said
We were taking our clothes as fast as we can. I threw my shirt at him and took off my shoes and started on my pants. He was much slower then me because I wore loose pant and shirts. It was almost times up.
"Hurry up foo!" I said
"Damn!" He said
I put the shirt on without the buttons, I started to work on the pants and shoes. He barely got on the pants and shoes. The door started to open. We just stared at the door opening, the door opened and there was a lady standing there. She had this strange look on her face. We both just stared at her. My shirt was opened and my hands were on my zipper which was unzipped. He had his shoes and pants on but no shirt.
"Uh..We're gay" I said
He put on his shirt, picked up his backpack and mines. I zipped my pants and started on my buttons. The lady was looking at us when we got out. When the door started to close we laughed our asses off. We talked about it and decided to call it "The Elevator Game" Yeah we're going to do it again and we have.


Hahahahha..... God but I wish I was there. I would of laughed until I died. Uhhhh... You finally admit that you were GAY. I wish I could have seen the expression on the lady's face. It would've been priceless. I bet you were taking liberties while your friend was undressing, huh? God, but that was hilarious. Why couldn't you have done it in the restroom?


I'm not gay, besides the bathroom was too far for lazy people.
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I'm not gay, besides the bathroom was too far for lazy people.


God, I thought you said you weren't the lazy type.
You do know I LOVE teasing you. I can just imagine what you'll say or do and it's downright funny. Keep being tough, it'll be so much more amusing when I see you slip up. After all your a monkey and your existence is for making me laugh.
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Ilazuli wrote:


LunarDreamer wrote:


I'm not gay, besides the bathroom was too far for lazy people.


God, I thought you said you weren't the lazy type.
You do know I LOVE teasing you. I can just imagine what you'll say or do and it's downright funny. Keep being tough, it'll be so much more amusing when I see you slip up. After all your a monkey and your existence is for making me laugh.


I'm wise too ya know
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