came out of a magic lamp

Met her in a serial killer's car. The details aren't important, and I don't feel like reliving the trauma. *shudders*

met him in yoyogi park

met on halloween

met in disco

met in some computer virus

at school

on my bed

met him in rehab

we met at disneyland. I was in the mickey mouse costume while she and her friends were kicking me on the floor...

at a coffee shop

We met at a star wars convention Yup! thats how it happen

We fought over an orange at the supermarket until it slipped and rolled away.

at my friend's party

At Candy Mountain