i uh saw him trying to rape a horse for e 4th time and stopped him

Well i was bitten by a super poisonous snake on my butt during some shitty camp.. And we needed someone to suck the poison out of my butt wound and he was the only one who volunteered and since then we've been the bestest of friends xD

im an astronaut and got lost in space
i got stranded in a planet full of the most disgusting, revolting
ugly organism i have ever seen
and he was one on them

im a unknown creature in space and im on my way to do my research on earth *for a top secret project* then he get tangled up wif my extra cable of the outer shell of my UFO. then i pulled him to earth.

met her at the hooters..she was too cute and all that everybody wanted a piece of her..!

i met her at the hooters...
wats a hooter??? = =
when we tried to race to see who can finish up all the water there 1st.. = =
wth

he got caught looking at me

i dropped my pen and she was kind enuf to pick it up for me...:)

Met her through my brother at a model agency.

met her at lala land.

met her in a garden

met in year 2341

she stole my jetpack witch i lent to my futer self. now i know how my futer self lost his

we met in a camp

met during a Hot Topic raid.