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Posted 12/2/12
We met in a bowling alley, he scored a perfect game, and started screaming yes yes yes..and the bowling ball slipped from his hand onto my foot and he ran outside to pick me a flower while the ball stayed on my foot...swelling up, but the flower was a nice daisy.
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I was cleaning shoes at the bowling alley and then I heard a yell so powerful it made me forget what I was doing. Turning feral, I looked around hoping to find the source of this scream when I see this poor lass with a bowling ball on her foot. Ignoring the girl I focused on the ball and thought "Oh shit, I gotta pick that up or I"m getting fired." Zooming past the lanes I noticed a vending machine selling Twinkies and fell to the temptation. 10 minutes later I remember the ball and bought another Twinkie as means for apologizing. Arriving at the scene like the late cop to the theft, I offered what little consolation I could and gave her the Twinkie. We then proceeded to talk about how she ended up with the ball on her foot and my job out the door. I also noticed she had a beautiful smelling flower.
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I remember it like it was yesterday. It was a crazy situation at the bowling alley. First thing's first: I got my first perfect 300 game! YES! It took me so long! It was crazy.

A-anyways, upon making my 12th consecutive strike and completing the perfect game, I picked up my bowling ball and went to kiss it to thank it for the good luck that it had granted for me that night. But when I went to do so, my sweaty hands dropped the ball and landed on my friend's foot! I bet 14 pounds of anything doesn't feel good when it lands on your foot.

I felt so embarrassed that I ran outside the alley--bowling shoes still on--to hide. It wasn't long before I realized how much of a coward I was being, so I turned around to go back inside--and I noticed a garden outside the door. I saw a beautiful daisy that was springing out of the ground like it wanted to be picked, and so I picked it so that I could give it to my friend, hopefully as an apology.

I went inside, and the ball was still on top of her foot--no one had come around to pick it up! It's not easy to bend down to do anything with a crushed foot, so I can understand why my friend didn't just pick it up herself. I gave her the daisy. I think she liked it. A-at least...I hope she liked it. Then I remembered--the ball! I picked it up real quick-like, and I was actually kind of surprised to see that she didn't get mad at me. She's a great friend.

Anyways, about the guy above. He showed up randomly and gave a Twinkie to my friend, then they talked for a little bit while I just sat there and listened. He seemed nice, but he seemed kind of awkward.

After this happened, I started to think: Why is it that whenever I'm hanging out with a girl, some guy comes up to talk to her about Twinkies and ignores my presence completely? That exact set of events has happened a couple of times already. It makes me wonder if it was the same guy both times...and that maybe--just maybe--I'm cursed by the Twinkie-god, who has reigned down upon me a third wheel that will last for all of eternity.

I ended up having to buy those bowling shoes, too. T-T
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Posted 12/2/12
I met him walking his pet.
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Posted 12/2/12
After I finally broke down and actually paid to view CR, Iwent to Naunix's crib to see if he could help me set up the header and art on my page.Well, I kept wanting things done that couln't be obtained thru his second hand knowledge, so he had to call in the mentor,Shrapnel.After a couple of Bulls I had the coolest Cr page,html,and my own blogsite,plus I finally learned how to do ani-gifs right!What a guy!
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Posted 12/2/12 , edited 12/2/12
Central Park...some folks watch where they're walking at night. Shame on me for looking up in the night sky star-gazing in the city instead of out in the country. When I asked her for her wallet she politely suggested I go somewhere.....how rude! It wasn't out to the country either.
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Posted 12/3/12
After seeing this poor man get a little depressed over his incident with a girl and a wallet, I offered him a drink to soothe his troubled conscience. Unfortunately I tripped and poured over 90% of his body. I apologized and offered him another. But then again tripped and covered the rest of his body. Then the police came with a breathalyzer and.... well, in the cell we got to know each other on a more, personal, level.
Posted 12/3/12
It was raining........and it was dark. I had wandered aimlessly for hours in the night, wearing only a shirt and skinny jeans, all soaked to the core. I was shivering, and suffering melancholia. The world has been unkind to me.

Then out of nowhere, the rain stopped. I stood my place, holding my shoulders, wondering why the rain had ended so abruptly. I looked up, and saw what appeared to be an umbrella shielding me from the icy tears of the sky. And then I glanced at the one holding the umbrella for me. The person was tall, and I had to gaze up into his eyes in order for me to see his face clearly. He stared at me, then after a few seconds, he smiled, and offered his hand. I stared at his hand, touched by the gesture, and enamored by his kind and caring aura, which seemed to wrap me in warmth, protecting me from the cold. I reached out with my right hand..........and then I slapped his offering hand away. Afterwards, I stepped out of the umbrella, and walked off. Before I was out of sight, I turned around to stare at this young and handsome man, his face shadowed yet visibly hurt. I smiled, then turned around to leave, all the while whispering softly, "aint nobody got time for dat shiit, dawg."
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Well it all started back in the day. Twas a foggy morning on the playground. I came walking out of our kindergarten class, looking like a boss if i do say so myself, when it happened. A bear attacks, it came out of nowhere. Everyone was running. She was like a deer in headlights. So i ran over, was like a scene out of Bay Watch but it wasn't on the beach and she wasn't drowning.I looked her straight in the eyes, pointed at my eyes, and said "I got this." So the bear clawed at me but because i'm a fly ass dude, i just avoided it. So then i gave it a few one twos then kicked it in the bear balls. After that it just fell and laid on the wood chips on the playground ground, knocked out. Some might say i looked like the real life Rocky of our generation. So i turned around she was in aww. I could see in her eyes and could tell by here body language that she thought "wow this kid is the sauce boss." And the rest is history.
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I love how it literally takes paragraphs for anyone to meet EricOfficially.

Heheh, anyways...I ran into him at the supermarket. Like, literally ran into him. With my grocery cart. I said "sorry," but he still whacked me with his grocery basket. I deserved it. And, we've been acquaintances whom of which never talk to each other ever since.
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Disregard the story above he got it all wrong.What had happen was it was a crazy day of weather storms in the lands of clint johnson. I being the sauce boss went to get sauce at the store. Walked in there with a swagger like an egyptian cotton dressed apostle. was going through the aisles when suddenly i hear a loud thump. It came from the next aisle so i went to go see what it was. walked in there ready to smash some popcorn, na mean. There was an guy who goes by the name mwhitco, who was taking the glass jars of an assortment of sauces and throwing them on the ground. I thought it my head, "things are about to pop off giving out salami slams and provolone beat downs everywhere." i asked "hey guy what is u doing."He replied "just ruffin' up some sauce."I stood there is aww ready to pounce if he threw another sauce around the sauce boss. So i angrily in the most manly of manliest voices. "Bow before thee sauce boss for u r a sauce peasant."He looked at me, tears in his eyes, and bowed and i swagged off. About 15mins maybe 20 but less then 25mins later i was in line and someone bumped into me. I thought "how dare they challenge the sauce boss." But since im such a nice guy to my subjects i taught him the ways of the sauce. Now every thursday,which was this day, in the land of clint johnson he sends me a video of him putting sauces carefully into his basket. And every time i reply with "Good work, sauce boss over and out"
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I think I met him on the Crunchyroll forums... or i could be mistaken and he might actually be my drug dealing partner in crime. Don't judge or hate just cause we're rich. It's a group effort and I always pay the farm workers. Sure I don't approve of his naming of my drugs but eh, like I care, I'm rich!... in the heart :')
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Posted 12/3/12
I was so tired one time, ~_~ i kinda fell alseep while i was walking but carried on walking not realising my brain switched off. by the time i came back to reality i realised i walked so far along some road i was in the middle of no where. :O

I found him standing on his own walking passed so i asked him for directions.
He was the rude guy that spent time to listen to how i got there.....
Then laughed away at me D:< and suddenly said hes busy n ina rush, n cunt tell me, so waved goodbye n walked off. x_X???

I was vexed n lost! sheesh cruel people!
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It was around 7 45 ish when this event happend, little did she know we met earlier than that. Sitting on a bench cringing ever second from grinding out some exp in a Yu Gi Oh game jamming out to some Savant. When across the street I saw this pretty little thing all dazed and confused. Trying to catch her attention I dropped beating up Joey with a Dark Magician and tried to help this lost little lamb.

Unfortunately after trying for about an hour I thought maybe some Ice cream would break the ice. So I went, to the nearest Dairy Queen to get us, yes I did try to get her one too, some ice cream. After staring at the menu for a long 15 mint...seconds, I got some random flavor I can't remember.

Walking out I was approached by a girl who I thought looked rather familiar. In about 3 seconds I thought
"Oh hey I know this gir... wait, no I don't. I just recognize her looks.
Hope she doesn't mind talking to me while eating my ice...
S***!!! I forgot to get her one!"

And getting caught up in the little things like I normally do, I laughed at my own idiocy for failing to follow an idea through. I tried to wave back saying "Wait here!" But by the distance I was when I tried to wave off we couldn't make out what we said.

Returning with the extra ice cream, I see that she is no where in sight. Then the thought hit me, "Diabetes. My punishment for being so dumb will be this."
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Posted 12/3/12 , edited 12/3/12

stargazers7 wrote:

After I finally broke down and actually paid to view CR, Iwent to Naunix's crib to see if he could help me set up the header and art on my page.Well, I kept wanting things done that couln't be obtained thru his second hand knowledge, so he had to call in the mentor,Shrapnel.After a couple of Bulls I had the coolest Cr page,html,and my own blogsite,plus I finally learned how to do ani-gifs right!What a guy!


Do you actually want me to show you that stuff? Unless, my god.... you're already well versed in such arts! Gasp!

Anyway, where did we meet? Oh yeah, I was getting a candy bar out of the vending machine and you were behind me. I thought you were a potential rapist so I turned around and smacked you with my candy bar and ran off yelling "Help! Rapist! Pervert! Somebody help me!!" whilst my well endowed melons were bouncing up and down because that day I decided to where no bra. The bouncing did a number on my back and by the time I got home I had a back ache so bad I just collapsed on the floor. That's when I realize I'm not a girl with huge boobs and a nice figure, thus this story makes no sense.
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