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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 12/3/12 , edited 12/3/12
Salvation Army and/or Christian Foundation canvassing for anime figurines. As I recall some damn dog made off with the candy bar before I could retrieve it. Two silly gals running and chasing each other around the store....I thought they were in love at first??? Whatta sight! Shoulda opted for the candy bar straight up instead of watching THAT.
Posted 12/4/12
I was minding my own business in my cozy and comfortable well, when my radar went up extremely high, and I realized someone is watching my home video from afar. The person watching was the dude above. After he watched it, I sighed, took out my Android phone, dialed his number, and waited for him to pick up. When he finally did, I paused. Then, I whispered to the speaker phone, "7 days." Then I hung up.
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22 / M / West-Central Florida
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Posted 12/4/12
She was my daughter. I pushed her down a well.
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20 / M / Karakura Town
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Posted 12/11/12
Well, he had a daughter, I liked her and I wanted to ask her out but he opposed, so his daughter decided to run away with me, but before she could he .. pushed her down a well.. I..I..I looked for her but could not find her, but now I know she is fine and has internet.
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25 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 12/19/12
this person is driving this tank


that crash into my house
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Posted 12/19/12
Well i was walking down the street when i saw a tank go crashing through someones house, then people running out of this building screaming, and then out of nowhere somebody ran into me knocking me down and then treading all over my new jacket, all i could see was the back of this person as he was running away incredibly fast... horrible first impression didn't even say hello.
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23 / M / Ireland
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Posted 12/19/12
Noticed his jacked got all fucked up when a tank ran into KrackaLacka's building, felt sorry for him and tossed him 200 dollars for a new jacket, jumped into my limo and took off into the sunset.
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34 / M / The Void.
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Posted 12/19/12
We smoked out.
Posted 12/19/12
At a restaurant where he was choking on food which luckily i was there to save him from experiencing his second and final death
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Posted 12/19/12
after i got the 200 dollars from a generous donor i wound up in a nice restaurant where i saw her doing the Heimlich on an older gentleman i ran over to help but slipped on some spilled soda and lost my money, so i left in despair and sorrow.
Posted 12/19/12
Aww i saw him calling for a taxi and ran to give him the 200 i wresteled from an older gentleman who was insisting was his where all along i was there as a witness. Good to know that the older gentleman finally gave in and confessed to all his heinous crimes after i returned and so i forgave him for all his past sins
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 12/19/12
Juvenile Dentention.....I lied about my age when I got brought in for loitering at an ATM machine near a strip joint.
Posted 12/19/12
Aww he makes me cry by calling me bad names when he comes around to babysit me and then he lies all about it
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Posted 12/19/12
We bumped into each other and she fall on top of me. Then i shoved her away. She grabbed my hand and we fall in love with each other.

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23 / M / Ireland
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Posted 12/19/12
Across the street from where i live stood untainted, as I watched him continue down the street he bumped into a stranger, as they fell i swear i could see him rotate in the air as he swapped the place with the stranger so he could be the one landing on his back. The rain started pouring and as they stepped up from their fall i could easily tell they were soaked from the rain. I rushed over and gave him my umbrella as a true wingman and gave him a wink. He smiled back at me, knowing I was a true bro. Saw the two of them hold hands on their way home in the pouring rain, as i stepped into my apartment.
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