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Send Message:   17 / F / Venice
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stargazers7 wrote:
After I finally broke down and actually paid to view CR, Iwent to Naunix's crib to see if he could help me set up the header and art on my page.Well, I kept wanting things done that couln't be obtained thru his second hand knowledge, so he had to call in the mentor,Shrapnel.After a couple of Bulls I had the coolest Cr page,html,and my own blogsite,plus I finally learned how to do ani-gifs right!What a guy!
Do you actually want me to show you that stuff? Unless, my god.... you're already well versed in such arts! Gasp!
Anyway, where did we meet? Oh yeah, I was getting a candy bar out of the vending machine and you were behind me. I thought you were a potential rapist so I turned around and smacked you with my candy bar and ran off yelling "Help! Rapist! Pervert! Somebody help me!!" whilst my well endowed melons were bouncing up and down because that day I decided to where no bra. The bouncing did a number on my back and by the time I got home I had a back ache so bad I just collapsed on the floor. That's when I realize I'm not a girl with huge boobs and a nice figure, thus this story makes no sense.
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51672 cr points
Send Message: 65 / M / Columbia, MO
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Salvation Army and/or Christian Foundation canvassing for anime figurines. As I recall some damn dog made off with the candy bar before I could retrieve it. Two silly gals running and chasing each other around the store....I thought they were in love at first??? Whatta sight! Shoulda opted for the candy bar straight up instead of watching THAT.
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I was minding my own business in my cozy and comfortable well, when my radar went up extremely high, and I realized someone is watching my home video from afar. The person watching was the dude above. After he watched it, I sighed, took out my Android phone, dialed his number, and waited for him to pick up. When he finally did, I paused. Then, I whispered to the speaker phone, "7 days." Then I hung up.
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Send Message: 21 / M / West-Central Florida
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She was my daughter. I pushed her down a well.  |
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Send Message: 19 / M / Karakura Town
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Well, he had a daughter, I liked her and I wanted to ask her out but he opposed, so his daughter decided to run away with me, but before she could he .. pushed her down a well.. I..I..I looked for her but could not find her, but now I know she is fine and has internet.
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Send Message: 23 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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this person is driving this tank
that crash into my house |
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Send Message: 84 / M / Region Unknown
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Well i was walking down the street when i saw a tank go crashing through someones house, then people running out of this building screaming, and then out of nowhere somebody ran into me knocking me down and then treading all over my new jacket, all i could see was the back of this person as he was running away incredibly fast... horrible first impression didn't even say hello.
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Send Message: 22 / M / Ireland
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Noticed his jacked got all fucked up when a tank ran into KrackaLacka's building, felt sorry for him and tossed him 200 dollars for a new jacket, jumped into my limo and took off into the sunset.
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Send Message: 32 / M / The Universal Con...
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We smoked out.
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At a restaurant where he was choking on food which luckily i was there to save him from experiencing his second and final death
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Send Message: 84 / M / Region Unknown
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after i got the 200 dollars from a generous donor  i wound up in a nice restaurant where i saw her doing the Heimlich on an older gentleman i ran over to help but slipped on some spilled soda and lost my money, so i left in despair and sorrow. |
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Aww i saw him calling for a taxi and ran to give him the 200 i wresteled from an older gentleman who was insisting was his where all along i was there as a witness. Good to know that the older gentleman finally gave in and confessed to all his heinous crimes after i returned and so i forgave him for all his past sins |
51672 cr points
Send Message: 65 / M / Columbia, MO
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Juvenile Dentention.....I lied about my age when I got brought in for loitering at an ATM machine near a strip joint.
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Aww he makes me cry by calling me bad names when he comes around to babysit me and then he lies all about it |
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Send Message: 18 / M
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We bumped into each other and she fall on top of me. Then i shoved her away. She grabbed my hand and we fall in love with each other.
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