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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 3/1/13
Someone shouted "Line up here for school gear." As usual I misunderstood and thought they said "Line up here for free beer!" There was only 1 spot available in the line. She's a better fighter. While being hauled away by the EMTs to a nearby emergency ward I deferred to her entreaties that I get lost.
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25 / M / Massachusetts
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Posted 3/2/13
When he kicked me in the shin. Play soccer when you were younger?
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 3/2/13
He was performing dance moves the world has never seen in that Batman outfit in the street.
Posted 3/2/13
She was dressed in that fashion, and I asked if she was crazy. It's still winter!
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Met her in an alley. She spotted me. With a finger upon her lips, she told me to keep quiet.
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Posted 3/2/13
at her step father wedding
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27 / M / Houston, Texas &...
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Posted 3/2/13
I said what a cutie.. I smiled.. she rejected.... I sad
Posted 3/2/13
tripped you
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 3/2/13
Wound up in the same dumpster where the winning Nevada Lottery ticket presumably fell. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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24 / M / Maryland
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He came back to Maryland and I treated him to the world's best crab cakes.
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Posted 3/3/13
Meant on some other forum game ..and yeah x3 ...
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27 / M / Houston, Texas &...
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Thank you for taking me home

Posted 3/3/13
Saw the puppies in the box, and stared for hours, at the adorable cuteness.
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21 / M / Florida
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Posted 3/3/13 , edited 3/3/13
in some dark creepy alley...
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 3/4/13
At a large water fountain in a city park. He was knee deep in water taking samples measuring the pH levels for a university reaearch project. I was on my knees in the water using Braille technique at my finger tips to determine whether flat objects thrown in were keychains, charms, Pez dispensers or quarters. The local gendarmes chose not to believe my tale about university research checking specific gravities and molecular weights. Something about my selectivity of monetary tokens over submerged trash determined my guilt inventing that white lie. And so it goes. 1-800-555-call-my-lawyer will you please?
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