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We were some of the first settlers on the new martian colony, there had been news of unknown lifeforms reported and one day an alert sounded and i was trying to find a weapon frantically. Then i saw her, standing there holding two enormous shotguns. she handed one of them to me and we proceeded to kill a few hundred of those aliens and were awarded medals of honor later on.
Posted 5/8/13 , edited 5/8/13
I was belly dancing my way out of the night club and got hit by a car ..
he was riding his bike and scooped me up and took me to his house and imprison me for 10 whole mins!
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She was belly dancing for the sake of our soul.
And for that we remained the bestest of ever pals! With food benefits! Coupons galore!








Yay!
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Through a noodle competition that i won. You ended up in third place and afterwards we talked and decided to hang out. It was fun.
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Overheard you in the bar talking about the noodle competition so I decided to arm wrestle you out of jealously. I won, you poured your beer over my head. It was magical.

v LOL
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^ Hahaha you funny. I just saw this.

I saw an ad in the paper that a local artist needed a life model to paint. I heard the pay was good and decided to check it out. Got there, she painted me while I posed on a couch, and then she gave me the Heart of the Ocean.
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27 / M / USA
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Posted 5/9/13
In the army fighting them Iraqis.
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You don't want to know.
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23 / M / Ireland
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Posted 5/9/13
^at a shopping mall
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25 / F / Georgia
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When I opened my package that just arrived on my doorstep. >:3
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I found you in my basket from the grocery store. Apparently some kids threw you in there.

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Damn didn't see you there was too busy killing dolphins in a hiphop rage
Posted 5/9/13 , edited 5/9/13
I'm feeling more titanic ish there!!! HAHAHA

Her bitchass was sailing on a boat and hit me while I was belly dancing on top of a shark ..
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it was master at first sight in the mc.donalds
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24 / M / your mind
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I saw her holding a sign that said "will do anything for a McChicken" so I gave her one under the condition that she had to give it right back to me and then I ate it right in front of her.... taught her a lesson about choosing words carefully
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25 / M / Massachusetts
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Posted 5/9/13
When I paid Batman to sneak into his work and do his work so he could read comics all day. His boss tried to say something but Batman threw a Batarang at them.
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