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Posted 8/13/17
during a sushi making contest, and he used his farts as ingredients
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M / NYC
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She was trying to impress me with her sword skills
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I was trying to impress him but turning myself into a pickle
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I stabbed him with a fork and lifted him out of a jar I found in my fridge.
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We were walking home from school when she walked into a pole
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40 / M / NJ
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Posted 8/16/17 , edited 8/16/17
At a mustache contest and yes, mine is better.....because it's a cheese mustache!

Edit: meant for Shipwright
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69 / M / Columbia, MO
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Getting gas.
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M / NYC
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She stole a bite of my ice cream
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38 / M / So. Cal
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I sought glory and honor in the purity of unarmed combat and challenged him to a duel and won, but I suffered 22 broken bones in the encounter.
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41 / M / California
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My cocaine dealer introduced us
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21 / O
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Posted 8/19/17
At the rally.
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Saw her get an orgasm from eating a banana
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