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Whats the stupidest advice you've given someone?
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24 / M / At my computer
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Posted 2/17/07
I cant remember
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27 / F / Mexico
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Posted 2/17/07
I told a friend she should tell her mom she was gonna go live with her father (her mom was a bitch and screamed at her 24/7)
:P i wasent seriouse but then she said she would do it and im all NO WAIT! i believe that might make it worse! but she did do it... and in fact made it worse
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26 / M / California
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Posted 2/17/07
no comment it should not be known to others @_@
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20 / M / Boston
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Posted 2/18/07
I managed to talk a girl that I had liked for a couple years into getting back together with her ex. It went a little something like this:

Cute girl: I don't understand why he gets so angry.
Hopchow: I'm sure there's a reason and I can't believe that he doesn't care about you.
Cute girl: Really do you think so? I don't know.
Hopchow: No I really think you should talk to him and see if you can get him to open up about it.
Cute girl: Wait a second, why are you saying this?
Hopchow: I want you to be happy.

Fast forward about a month and I find out that not only has the girl made up with her ex. but she confessed to him that she had also liked me for a long time. Her ex then decided that she should never see me again. The girl and I had been best friends for 3 years and due to my idiocy and her boyfriend jealousy we haven't said a word to each other in 9 months. What I should have done is told her what I really thought of her boyfriend. The moral of the story is don't be the nice guy. You'll never get the girl and chances are by helping her you'll hurt yourself.
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29 / M / Philippines
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Posted 2/18/07
@Hopchow

awww... i dont want to say this but, it was the right thing to do, i guess. or is it?

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...No one knows me...
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20 / M / Boston
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Posted 2/18/07
I don't know. Though her ex wasn't a good guy. He was cheating on her with a couple other girls. It simply wasn't my place to bring it up. I feel like in the end she's going to get hurt a lot because I essentially sent her back to him.
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26 / M / England, Berkshire.
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Posted 2/18/07
DarkOnister: You can't smoke at college!
College mate: Yea.. your right.. - We smoke them till the end!

*train doors close.. And hes not on.. - Instead he stays and finishs his cigarette... making him late*
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27 / M / In la la la land
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Posted 2/18/07
"That's what you get for not listening to me, your God"
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25 / M / new yorkΦΦ
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Posted 2/18/07
I'll trade you a pickle for your nickle, thats what I told my little sister.
we were in the mall and she went up to people and said it
so funny
Posted 2/18/07
telling someone you dont mind WHEN YOU REALLY DO!!!!!!
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F / Japan
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Posted 2/18/07
Yes you should eat that entire bag of gummy bears even if you have a stomach flu.
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28 / M / lazing in England
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Posted 2/18/07
A friend complained about his stomach pains and I told him to suck it up and get in (back to the street ball game), and not be such a girly c***. In middle of the game, he vomited and collapsed and curled up like a foetus while crying and sweating like hell, scaring the shit out of us..

It turned out his appendix was a goner and he had to have an emergency operation. A cloud of guilt hovered over my head for days afterwards.
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34 / M / Whitebase
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Posted 2/18/07
That he should take a particularly difficult corner in third gear instead of second. One guard rail later, I learned my lesson. But that's probably the worst advice I've ever given.

But, it was a Mitsubishi Lancer. So the advice wasn't that bad because this world is 1 Lancer less because of it.
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24 / M / in NewYork
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Posted 2/18/07
when my friend asked if he should study for his italian midterm and i told him "nah ur failing anywayz " lolz...i probly shoulda told him to study...but i dont think he wouldve listened -_-
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26 / M / Body in NY Mind i...
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Posted 2/18/07
I remeber when I was 8 and I found my moms pistol. I said to my friend "stand next to wall and lets play target practice". Hey I did not know that it was real!!!. I actually pulled the trigger now we morn my friends loss jus kiddin. THANK GOD FOR SAFETY SWITCHES

EDIT: I told my friend to jump off the tree. Little did I know his laces on his sneaker were rapped on the branch. *friend jumps ahh 2sec later !!CRASH!!* oo that hurts his face literally knew that gravity was no theory.
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