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Book of Revelations
Posted 5/6/08
well this s my first topic so please be nice

have you read the bible? especially the book of revelations?

lately i've been noticing it's happening

heat[like global warming]
shortage of food[in the bible it says that some people will donate food to the idols[like small statues of saints] that results to shortage of rice here in the philippines]

and the most famous: the mark of the beast, they implant a special kind of microchip in you that lets you buy anything you want, but after you die you go straight to hell but if you refuse to put the microchip they'll cut your head off[they first started it in dogs, the tracking device, and the FamilyKard, the one you need to buy rice here.]


but after those things the second coming will happen

to know more about it ask me or read the bible

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wall_flower wrote:

well this s my first topic so please be nice

have you read the bible? especially the book of revelations?

lately i've been noticing it's happening

heat[like global warming]
shortage of food[in the bible it says that some people will donate food to the idols[like small statues of saints] that results to shortage of rice here in the philippines]

and the most famous: the mark of the beast, they implant a special kind of microchip in you that lets you buy anything you want, but after you die you go straight to hell but if you refuse to put the microchip they'll cut your head off[they first started it in dogs, the tracking device, and the FamilyKard, the one you need to buy rice here.]


but after those things the second coming will happen

to know more about it ask me or read the bible

if this is a duplicate, please lock


i didnt get that mark of the beast part...who is they?
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Posted 5/6/08
NICE

i believe in god so it is true
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Posted 5/6/08

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wall_flower wrote:

well this s my first topic so please be nice

have you read the bible? especially the book of revelations?

lately i've been noticing it's happening

heat[like global warming]
shortage of food[in the bible it says that some people will donate food to the idols[like small statues of saints] that results to shortage of rice here in the philippines]

and the most famous: the mark of the beast, they implant a special kind of microchip in you that lets you buy anything you want, but after you die you go straight to hell but if you refuse to put the microchip they'll cut your head off[they first started it in dogs, the tracking device, and the FamilyKard, the one you need to buy rice here.]


but after those things the second coming will happen

to know more about it ask me or read the bible

if this is a duplicate, please lock


i didnt get that mark of the beast part...who is they?


i didnt get that too
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oi oi... let's stay on topic people... there's already the filipino thread for that...
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Posted 5/6/08
I don't read the bible so someone enlighten me with me this one..
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yes!some1 else reads sinfest here!




Barack obama is the anti-christ? roflmao .....no offense,but that was the first real lol i had in ages
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Posted 5/6/08

wall_flower wrote:

well this s my first topic so please be nice

have you read the bible? especially the book of revelations?

lately i've been noticing it's happening

heat[like global warming]
shortage of food[in the bible it says that some people will donate food to the idols[like small statues of saints] that results to shortage of rice here in the philippines]

and the most famous: the mark of the beast, they implant a special kind of microchip in you that lets you buy anything you want, but after you die you go straight to hell but if you refuse to put the microchip they'll cut your head off[they first started it in dogs, the tracking device, and the FamilyKard, the one you need to buy rice here.]


but after those things the second coming will happen

to know more about it ask me or read the bible

if this is a duplicate, please lock


"Revelations" is starting.
Posted 5/6/08

rucilful wrote:


wall_flower wrote:

well this s my first topic so please be nice

have you read the bible? especially the book of revelations?

lately i've been noticing it's happening

heat[like global warming]
shortage of food[in the bible it says that some people will donate food to the idols[like small statues of saints] that results to shortage of rice here in the philippines]

and the most famous: the mark of the beast, they implant a special kind of microchip in you that lets you buy anything you want, but after you die you go straight to hell but if you refuse to put the microchip they'll cut your head off[they first started it in dogs, the tracking device, and the FamilyKard, the one you need to buy rice here.]


but after those things the second coming will happen

to know more about it ask me or read the bible

if this is a duplicate, please lock


"Revelations" is starting.


you're right...the second coming will happen this generation
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h4x0rz wrote:

yes!some1 else reads sinfest here!

Barack obama is the anti-christ? roflmao .....no offense,but that was the first real lol i had in ages


tetsuya ishida is a visionary...
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Posted 5/6/08

wall_flower wrote:


rucilful wrote:


wall_flower wrote:

well this s my first topic so please be nice

have you read the bible? especially the book of revelations?

lately i've been noticing it's happening

heat[like global warming]
shortage of food[in the bible it says that some people will donate food to the idols[like small statues of saints] that results to shortage of rice here in the philippines]

and the most famous: the mark of the beast, they implant a special kind of microchip in you that lets you buy anything you want, but after you die you go straight to hell but if you refuse to put the microchip they'll cut your head off[they first started it in dogs, the tracking device, and the FamilyKard, the one you need to buy rice here.]


but after those things the second coming will happen

to know more about it ask me or read the bible

if this is a duplicate, please lock


"Revelations" is starting.


you're right...the second coming will happen this generation



Yes..but who wil save us
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Posted 5/6/08 , edited 5/6/08
they are coming
they'll all be here soon
save yourself before its too late
or you'll become one of them
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the conspiracy theorists have arrived
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Posted 5/6/08

manzi wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:

yes!some1 else reads sinfest here!

Barack obama is the anti-christ? roflmao .....no offense,but that was the first real lol i had in ages


tetsuya ishida is a visionary...


bit of a contradiction for me to laugh at his jokes,coz i m a practicing muslim and 70% of his jokes are anti-religion
but if i let narrow thinking stop me from enjoying a few funny jokes, it'll be really stupid
Posted 5/6/08

rucilful wrote:


wall_flower wrote:


rucilful wrote:


wall_flower wrote:

well this s my first topic so please be nice

have you read the bible? especially the book of revelations?

lately i've been noticing it's happening

heat[like global warming]
shortage of food[in the bible it says that some people will donate food to the idols[like small statues of saints] that results to shortage of rice here in the philippines]

and the most famous: the mark of the beast, they implant a special kind of microchip in you that lets you buy anything you want, but after you die you go straight to hell but if you refuse to put the microchip they'll cut your head off[they first started it in dogs, the tracking device, and the FamilyKard, the one you need to buy rice here.]


but after those things the second coming will happen

to know more about it ask me or read the bible

if this is a duplicate, please lock


"Revelations" is starting.


you're right...the second coming will happen this generation



Yes..but who wil save us


god and jesus, also your faith...even though you're sinful, but you still believe..and if you refuse the implant[then they cut your head off] i think god will think of it as a simple gesture of faith in him, and he will put you in heaven, i guess
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