John Morrison - Concieted and self-aggrandazing. He would have a better career as a solo superstar.
John Cena - Rapper. He's quite better in this gimmick but I love his "superhuman strength" gimmick [if it is a gimmick]
Santino - Stone Cold critic. He's funny but he needs to pick up more w's than L's.
Deuce N' Domino - 50's superstars. Enough said
Shelton Benjamin- Gold Standard. When was the ast time he held gold anyway? 2 Years ago?
this one dude with this pirate gimmick
I believe that was Paul Burchill's first Gimmick.
My Favorite Gimmicks are:
Triple H - King Of Kings. He dominated anyone on his path
The Hardys - Team Xtreme. It's true-They really did bring Extreme to the WWE with they're risk taking style.
Randy Orton - Legend Killer. Any Legend that got in his way, he would do has his Gimmick said "Kill" them.
My least favorite Gimmicks are:
King Booker - Just because he won teh King Of The Ring in 2006, he thought that he could be like the owner of the WWE. He was too annoying.
Jillian's Popstar Gimmick - Her singing sucks. 'Nuff said.
John Cena - Rapper. He thought he could be like the next Eminem. He sucked on Rapping, and his wrestling sucked. (The Gimmick from 04-05)
for best . taker- he is a nv die deadman , ric flair-16 time world champ , hhh- 12 time world champ n holds inter champ n world heavy weight at same time , hbk-show stopper!
for wrose . edge vickie-cox bastard n bitch , mark henry - he sux
Wowie I finally am getting around to this and still got so many (yeah I'm about to date myself-thank goodness narrowing down to WWE/WWF will help).
Bret Hart and The Hart Foundation-Yes I'm Canadian and proud of it! The best incarnation I miss a lot where it was them against Pro-US D-X. You had Bret, Jim Neidhart, and the late (man I miss them) Owen Hart, Davey Boy Smith and Brian Pillman. If silly Teddy Hart had not screwed up his chances in WWE being a jerk, they were going to remake it with Niedhart leading a new cast of Teddy, Nattie Niedhart, TJ Wilson (her real life boyfriend and star from Calgary, the Stampede Kid), and DH Smith. The best there was, the best there is, the best there ever will be.
Ric Flair and the 4 Horsemen-A bit lower on the totem pole for me since it wasn't really done in WWE and there have been some lousy picks to add (Steve Mongo McMichaels or Paul Roma anyone?). I still loved how Flair used the act of a jet flying, limo riding son of a gun during his run in WWE at least.
Undertaker-Go figure as a site I'll use for worst gigs said "dead zombie guy" worked for so many years. But his appeal is unparalleled, he kept updating himself (even with the odd interlude of American Badass Biker Taker), keeps adding new moves (I love how he adds Mixed Martial Arts moves, kids, that's a gogoplata NOT "That Submission Maneuver") and his streak is still legendary.
I cannot do justice myself. I show you the WORLD OF WRESTLECRAP! http://www.wrestlecrap.com/oldinductions.html Enjoy!
1995 King of the Ring Magazine Special: You probably didn't know that Shawn Michaels was of royal descent, or that Mabel's great great great great great great great grandpappy rapped for King Arthur. And you were probably a lot happier for that.
Adam Bomb: Following a nuclear meldown, mild mannered Bryan Clark becomes the Creation of Devastation!
"Adorable" Adrian Adonis: Talented tough guy Adonis gets on Vince's bad side and is forced to prance about in women's clothing.
Akeem: Chicago tough One Man Gang becomes a black man in the Slickster's parking lot voodoo ceremony.
Aldo Montoya: The Portugese Man o' War who, for some unknown reason, wore a bright yellow jockstrap on his head.
Al Wilson: Elderly man marries smoking hot Dawn Mrie, whose sole goal is to lure Torrie Wilson to bed. Then she proceeds to kill the guy on their honeymoon by sexing him to death. But not before they get married in the nude. Is there any question why this won the 2003 Gooker Award?
Ted Arcidi: World' Strongest Man who moved with all the speed of a tectonic plate.
Art Donovan: King of the Ring 1994's guest commentator asks the eternal question: "How much does this guy weigh?" Then he hasks again, 10,000 times.
The Barbershop: Brutus Beefcake is given a talk show for no good reason (well, except for that fact that he's Hulk Hogan's best friend).
Rob Bartlett: Unfunny funny man who did commentary during the early days of Monday Night Raw.
BattleKat: Break out the kitty litter for the WWF's wrestling feline.
Battlemania: WWF comic book featuring Ted DiBiase doing a Scrooge McDuck cannonball into his vault and Undertaker getting a visit from the neighborhood Welcome Wagon.
Beaver Cleavage: A hyper sexual take on the TV classic Leave it To Beaver. Well, someone thought it was a good idea. (Not me.)
Becoming the Dragon: A 1985 skit in which Ricky Steamboat, new to the WWF, beat up midget ninjas. Of course I'm not joking.
Berserker: John Nord puts on wacky viking helmet and swings a sword at his enemies.
Bertha Faye: Talented woman's grappler Rhonda Singh is stuffed in a pair of fishnet stockings and becomes the queen of the trailer park.
Big Show's Dad Dies: The Big Bossman ruins the Big Show's daddy's funeral by stealing his casket. You can't get much more evil than that.
Big Show's Poop Problem: Look out! Big Show's got the poops, and hilarity ensues! Ok, maybe not so much. But hey, Big Show's got the poops!
Bikini Blast-Off: All the top WWF superstars sunbathe indoor as wrestling plumber TL Hopper investigates what appears to be a turd at the bottom of the pool.
Billionaire Ted Skits: As WCW Nitro began to pull away in the Monday Night Wars, Vince countered by making fun of TBS owner Ted Turner in a series of increasingly tasteless skits.
Billy & Chuck Wedding: Weddings are always big ratings draws - just imagine how huge a GAY wedding could be!
Buddy Rose Blowaway Diet: Playboy Buddy Rose loses weight the old fashioned way: by dumping laundry detergent on himself and turning on a fan.
The Blonde Bytch Project: Stevie Richards and Blue Meanie finally get a chance to shine in WWE, and it all falls apart because Vince has never heard of the Blair Witch Project. Yikes.
Blu Twins: The Harris twins in the third of 713 failed personas.
The Bodydonnas: Simon Dean, just 10 years earlier and with two guys instead of one. Yikes.
Bastion Booger: Mike Shaw is crammed inside a dingy gray singlet and told to belch, fart, and eat stuff from a garbage can.
"Boring" Lance Storm: The braintrust in Stamford believes the way to get Lance over is to make him BORING. Hey, it worked for Hunter.
Ludvig Borga: Evil Finn who hated America because of the pollution. Shouldn't that have made him a babyface?
Big Bully Busick: Straight out of the 1890's comes Big Bully Busick, complete with handlebar moustache accessory.
Chainsaw Charlie: Terry Funk becomes a chainsaw wielding maniac, all while wearing panty hose on his head.
Chaz, Woman Beater: Getting rid of the Beaver Cleavage character was a good idea. Doing a domestic violence angle wasn't.
Chyna and Sable Comic Books: If you thought they were annoying in real life, just imagine these two egomaniacal bimbos in comic book form.
Cloudy (or Kloudi): After being dumped by Sunny, the Bodydonnas introduce their new cross-dressing manager - Cloudy. Get it?
The Coach: Former legend John Tolos blows a whistle incessantly to the annoyance of everyone. Jeez, they should have just brought in Bill Alfonzo.
Damien Demento: He's not just crazy, he's demented! But don't feel bad - these days, he hosts a KID'S SHOW!
Dean Douglas: Shane Douglas becomes Dr. Noah Tall and experiences the full wrath of the Clique.
Dink the Clown: Doink's friendly Mini Me. Please note that the original evil Doink was an AWESOME character, and would never be inducted into WrestleCrap, but once he was made a good guy and given a half-sized clone, it was all over.
The 2005 Diva Search: WWE finds a way to make 10 beautiful, voluptous women boring. That takes talent.
Divas Undressed: You'd think there would be no way to screw up a beauty contest with WWE's hottest ladies. And you think wrong, as Mae Yong and Rico crash the party wearing bikinis.
Doink Survivor Series Curse: Doinks on a Mission, DoinkWackers, and no less than six midgets take over the Thanksgiving Night Tradition.
Double J: A controversial induction, but think about it: an aspiring singer (Jeff Jarrett) is going to use the WWF to take over Nashville. Just trying to decipher that logic makes my head hurt.
The Dragon: Ricky Steamboat hits the WWF after countless ****+ matches in WCW, and the announcers are told to act like they have no idea who he is. Oh, and he now breathes fire. Whatthehellever.
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese: Fan friendly garbage man from Mt. Trashmore. Next!
The Exploitation of Eddie Guerrero: The 2006 Gooker Award Winner and the hardest induction I've ever had to write. Thrill Vomit as WWE exploits one of their greatest performers ever!
El Matador: Veteran Tito Santana is getting boring, so he is sent to Mexico to train to fight bulls. This will help him in the wrestling ring, since the two sports are so similar. Or something.
The Patterson-Brisco Evening Gown Match: Couldn't these two have done this in their hotel room instead of on a PPV that people paid to see?
Fake Diesel and Razon Ramon: Glen Jacobs and Rick Bogner are given the unenviable task of duplicating Kevin Nash & Scott Hall's personas.
Farooq Asad: A pre-APA Ron Simmons wears a powder blue Nerf gladiator helmet to the ring.
Fatu: Sadly, I would rather watch Rikishi venture to the hoods warning kids to stay off of drugs than shove his ass in other guys' faces.
Flash Funk: Too Cold Scorpio becomes a kinda-sorta-maybe pimp, and dances in a manner most funky.
Freddy Joe Floyd: Tracey Smothers gets his shot at WWF glory as a do-gooding country bumpkin.
Frenchy Martin: Evil monocle-wearing French Canadian whose motto was that "USA is Not OK!"
Friar Feguson: Mike Shaw's first WWF gimmick was that of a holy water splashing monk. Sadly, it was better than being a guy that ate his own snot.
The Gang Warz: Puerto Ricans, blacks, and white redneck bikers beat the crap out of each other to the delight of no one.
Gene Okerlund Wrestles!: Mean Gene and the Hulkster team up to tangle with Mr. Fuji and George Steele. That in itself would have been bad enough, but the quasi-homosexual training sessions were even worse.
The Genius: Everyone says Vince McMahon is a genius, but the Crappers know that it's really Lanny Poffo who is the World's Smartest Man.
The Godwinns: Henry O. Godwinn (HOG) and Phinneaous I. Godwinn (PIG), evil hog farmers. Shoot me now.
Giant Gonzalez: The world's worst wrestler, El Gigante, now designed to look like Bigfoot.
Gobbeldy Gooker: The most popular request at WrestleCrap, and with good reason: a turkey man hatches from an egg that has been carted to WWF events for months. Quite possibly the worst payoff to an angle in the history of pro wrestling.
The Goon: Evil hockey player, complete with boots that are designed to resemble ice skates.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan Video: Hacksaw versus Dino Bravo! Hacksaw versus Andre! It'll be You Versus Brain Damage if you dare watch this tape!
Hawk Commits Suicide: Road Warrior Hawk becomes a drug addict thanks to LOD newcomer Puke. Hawk decides that life just ain't worth living and climbs the Titantron to throw himself off. Yikes.
Heidenreich: He may have sucked in the ring, and his portrayal of a Road Warrior had poor Hawk doing cartwheels in his grave. But he also anally raped Michael Cole, and we have to give him props for that.
HHH vs. Ultimate Warrior: The match the Game would like you to forget ended with him getting creamed by the Warrior in under 2 minutes. And people wonder why poor HHH is so protective of his spot.
Hulk Hogan's Rock n' Wrestling: Cartoon show starring Hogan, Roddy Piper, Iron Shiek, and countless other stars of the mid 80's WWF. Proof that anyone could get a cartoon in the mid 80's.
The InVasion: The war that fans longed for 20 years finally happens, as WCW invades the WWF - and gets totallyobliterated. The so-called "lost" Gooker 2001 winner, and one of the very few inductions that actually made RD angry! Tons more on this one in the upcoming Death of WCW book.
In Your House: Horrific WWF videogame in which the Undertaker hurled ghosts at his hapless opponent.
If They Only Knew: Chyna's biography, in which she reveals that she hates pretty much everyone on the entire planet earth.
Irwin R. Schyster (IRS): Controversial induction as Mike Rotundo was awesome in his role as an evil tax accountant. Still, that I just typed the words "evil tax accountant" should give you an idea of why this is here.
THAT Jackie Gayda Match: Apparently this was an Albino Leopard Match. You know, because of all the missed spots.
Jameson: Nerds are funny, especially ones who ejaculate into couch pillows. Ewww...
Jean Pierre Lafitte: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. Quebecer Carl Oulette isn't a mountie, but rather an evil swashbuckler intent on stealing Bret Hart's bounty. Arrr, matey!
Dusty Rhodes, the WWF Years: An NWA legend becomes Vince McMahon's human joke butt. Gotta love those polka dots!
Dog Poo Match: The object of this encounter was to throw your opponent in a big pile of dog feces. WrestleCrap, quite literally!
Jimmy Jack Funk: The long lost Funk brother who wore a Lone Ranger mask and rang a cowbell. No wonder Terry left the company so damn quick.
Justin Hawk Bradshaw: Yet another stupid cowboy gimmick, this time with the APA's Bradshaw wearing the chaps.
The Jynx Brothers: You may not know this, but before they became famous, Matt and Jeff Hardy were jobbers dressed like Japanese puppets. Yep.
Katie Vick: Just what pro wrestling needed: NECROPHILIA! Winner of the 2002 Gooker Award.
The Kings of the WWF: From Harley Race to Mabel, the WWF crown was basically a makeshift title that meant nothing, and was feuded over by those without anything better to do.
King of the Ring 1995: Like Savio Vega? Here, have FOUR matches of his in one night!
King of the Ring 1995 Magazine: Vince Russo scores the WWF lead booker position by writing about Sparkplugg Holly's ancestor, Sir Stockcard Car. Man life is weird.
Knuckleball Schawarz: Evil baseball player who longtime fans will recognize as Steve Lombardi, the Brooklyn Brawler.
Kwang the Ninja: Vile ninja...direct from Puerto Rico?
Lex Express: How do you get your new number one babyface over? You stick him on a bus and send him all over the country!
Lo Down: Beaver Cleavage and D-Lo Brown put on turbans and are led to the ring by the human heat vacuum, Tiger Ali Singh. Not that this was racist at all.
The Lost Hillbilly Jim Tape: Footage of our favorite Mudlickian wrestling his coon dog as granny drinks moonshine in the background.
The Machines: Andre the Giant puts on a hood and becomes the Giant Machine, and no one can figure out who he is. And um...yeah.
Mae Young: Role model to horny seniors the world over, Mae strips naked and gives birth to a hand. As hilarious as it sounds (which is to say not at all).
Mantaur: Half man, half bull - all crap.
Matilda: Let's see...we have two of the greatest technical wrestlers on the planet. How can we ruin them? I know - let's give them a dog to walk to the ring, and then have the dog stolen!
Max Moon: Spaceman from the outer reaches of Uranus, complete with jetpack accessory.
Meat: Sex slave for the Pretty Mean Sisters who once wrestled with a boner. Seriously.
The Million Dollar Chance: The WWF is giving you a chance to win $1,000,000! Well, actually it's just a chance to win a chance. Or something.
Charlie Minn: Stereotypical asian announcer from the mid 90's WWF. Hmmm...perhaps he should sue Funaki for stealing his gimmick.
The Model: Rick Martel not only carried around a giant atomizer, but he also wore fancy clothes and a large button that read, "I AM A MODEL" just in case someone didn't pick up on the subtlety of his gimmick.
Molly Holly: Fat Ass?: Hey, look - she has a giant ass! Well, actually she doesn't, but let's not let the truth get in the way of a good bad story.
Moppy: Perry Saturn gives up on Terri Runnels to date a mop. I think that's called "trading up."
Men on a Mission: Rappin' fool trio that made life a living hell for anyone who had ears within a ten mile radius of WWF events.
Mr. Run In: Following a parasailing accident that left his face in pieces, Ed Leslie returned to jump heels from behind for about two weeks. Also known as Mariner and Hair Face, despite the fact that he had nothing resembling a pelt anywhere near his noggin.
Muffy: Nipple H's personal trainer, who was shown the door after someone figured out that if Nips needed a personal trainer, that meant at some point she was, you know, FAT. You can't write comedy like that.
Nailz: Convict who was allegedly beat in prison by Big Bossman, and who also allegedly pummeled Vince McMahon behind the scenes.
Naked Mideon: Just what the world was waiting for: a nude male wrestler!
"Narcissist" Lex Luger: Did you know that Lex Luger was in love with himself? Or that he had an unhealthy fascination with mirrors? Yup, it's true.
"The Natural" Butch Reed: Black man who dyed his hair blonde. Get it? He's NOT really Natural at all! Oh, the IRONY!
Needles the Tailor: A whiny little man teaches us the fine art of tailory as he jabs guys with a needle. There's a joke to be made there, but the Wellness Policy forbids us from making it.
New Midnight Express: Jim Cornette's flagship team is pissed upon by a bitter Vince Russo in an angle that no one save Russo, Cornette, and their immediate families would understand.
New Rockers: Marty Janetty gets a new partner in the form of teen idol Leif Cassidy. Poor Al Snow just never catches a break.
The Oddities: Sideshow freaks lead to the ring by the Insane Clown Posse. Giant Silva actually became only the world's second worst wrestler, thanks largely to John Tenta's best efforts.
Oktoberfest: Seasonal shenanigans as the Bushwackers cut the cheese (literally) with Gene Okerlund and Lanny Poffo is introduced as the world's foremost expert on stuffing sausage.
The Original Demolition: Remember when Demolition consisted of Ax and Pizza Face? Be glad you don't.
Outback Jack: Friendly Aussie that hung out with aboriginies and drank beer with cows. Hyped for nearly six months before finally making his first WWF appearance; disappeared approximately 1.3 seconds later.
Papa Shango: Voodoo master who hexed Gene Okerlund and caused Ultimate Warrior to vomit on WWF TV.
Phantasio: Magician wrestler whose finisher was to remove his opponent's underwear. Seriously.
Piledriver: The Wrestling Album 2: Sometimes love feels like an ar-gew-ment, it feels just like a piledriver. If Koko B. Ware says it, it must be true.
The Pillman-Austin Gun Angle: Steve Austin breaks into Brian Pillman's house, causing the Loose Cannon to fire shots and announcer Kevinn Kelly to piss his pants.
Sparky Plugg: Friendly Nascar driver Sparky Thurman Plugg (STP, how clever) races his way into our hearts, but crashes into wall three on the way there.
The Polish Sausage Festival: Ivan Putski yanks weinerschnitzel off a plastic tree as a crazy old woman dances around in an attempt to lure Lord Alfred into bed.
Quakeburgers!: Nefarious Earthquake squashes Jake Roberts pet snake and makes a sandwich of him as Lord Alfred Hayes throws up. As fun as it sounds.
The Raw Bowl: Wacky football style bout in which the goal was to...I don't even remember. But it sucked.
The Real Double J: Jessee Jammes croons to the ring after Jeff Jarrett is proved to be a phony the level of Milli Vanilli.
Real Man's Man: Steven Regal is all man and nothing but man as he chops wood and squeezes oranges to make juice.
"Rebel" Dick Slater: Yee haw! We love that Rebel Redneck Song - Hit it, Mr. Fuji!
Reo Rogers: Bruce Prichard (Brother Love) doing a horrible Dusty Rhodes rip off that lasted about three weeks. MAN did Vince hate Dusty.
Repo Man: Barry Darsow is back once again, this time as the Repo Man, a thief in the night who made you pay, and pay dearly, for getting in your car payment late.
Ringmaster: Steve Austin's first WWF gimmick wasn't quite as successful as his second...
Rhythm & Blues: Greg Valentine attempts to duplicate Honky Tonk Mania and falls short.
Rocco: In the early 90's, the Legion of Doom was stuck in a rut. Thankfully, Vince had the cure: a wooden puppet named Rocco!
Rockabilly: Further proof that Billy Gunn has always sucked.
Rocky Maivia, the Blue Chipper: "You can't smile enough!" is what Duane Johnson was told as he entered the WWF as a babyface. Signs reading "Die Rocky Die" seem to indicate that this statement was false.
The Redneck Triathlon: Finally, Steve Austin squares off with Eric Bischoff...in a BELCHING CONTEST?
The Red Rooster: Terry Taylor sees his career flushed down the drain as he portrays a chicken, complete with spiky red hair and cock-a-doodle-doo entrance theme.
Saba Simba: A down on his luck Tony Atlas is given a job by the WWF in which he portrays an African warrior, complete with spear. Fortunately, the watermelon was nixed at the last second.
The Sad Saga of Good Ol' JR: WWE fires their lead announcer. Yes again. And they humiliate him on the way out. Yes again. And then they hire him back. Yes again.
Salvatore Sincere: Yet another ethnic stereotype invades WWF rings, this time as Sal Sincere teaches us all the true meaning of irony. See, kids, he's not really sincere at all!
Sammy: Mark Henry attempts to satiate his unquenchable sexual desires with Sammy, whom he finds has...wait for it...a PENIS! Family fun for all!
Septic Sludge: WWE toy accessory. Not only is it slime, but it smells like stuff: burnt rubber, stale water, and dead fish. I so wish I was making this up.
William Shatner, Pro Wrestler: Yes, believe it or not Captain Kirk actually got in the ring and took on WWF stars like Jerry Lawler and Road Dogg. Ah well, at least he didn't sing.
Sisters of Love: Before they were the Headbangers, Mosh and Thrasher dressed as nuns under the tutelage of Brother Love. Luckily for the boys, this didn't last long. Unluckily, one would later become Beaver Cleavage.
Slammys (1985): Hilarity abounds as Mean Gene breaks kayfabe and Vince tells Gorilla that his fly is open.
Slammys (1987): Hacksaw Duggan and King Harley Race fight for 27 straight hours, while Vince McMahon sings and dances (!!) for your enjoyment!
Skinner: The Alligator Man! Jerry Reed would be so proud.
The Snake Pit: Yet another Piper's Pit copy, this time featuring Jake Roberts.
The Stalker: Barry Windham invades the WWF wearing camouflage. Not sure how that was supposed to help him blend into a wrestling ring, but hey, if Li'l Blackjack thinks it will, more power to him.
Stalker DDP: Diamond Dallas Page gives us hanging out with his drop dead gorgeous wife Kimberly to hide out in the bushes and look at Undertaker's pony faced old lady.
Stuttering Matt Morgan: B-b-b-b-oy d-d-d-d-d-d-did this s-s-s-s-s-suck!
The Sultan: Yet another failed persona for the man who would become Rikishi. This time everyone's favorite fat Samoan wears a big Hershey's Kiss on his head.
Sunny's Sex Video: You'd think anything starring Tammy Sytch, who was smoking hot back in her WWF days, couldn't be all bad. But then her bedmate is revealed: Fondle Me Elmo!
T&A: Test and Albert. How Trish Stratus survived this I will never, ever know.
TL Hopper: Evil wrestling plumber. I'd write more, but just putting "evil wrestling plumber" should be all the explanation you need.
Turncoat Sargent Slaughter: America's favorite hero turns his back on all of us, then asks us to forgive him. Sorry, Sarge, you ain't getting this country back.
TNT Show: Tuesday Night Titans (TNT) was the WWF's answer to the Sonny & Cher variety hour, as superstars danced, told jokes, and basically made asses of themselves.
Todd Pettengill: Worthless announcer who knew nothing about wrestling but a whole hell of a lot about being annoying.
Tugboat: Toot toot! That was either supposed to be a boat whistle, or he has gas.
Undertaker Resurrection: During a casket match at Royal Rumble 94, the evil Yokozuna stuffs the Undertaker in a coffin with the help of 43 men. He would later be reborn, however, and float up to heaven in a scene that everyone watching would like to forget.
Undertaker vs. Underfaker: Stupid twin angle in which Ted DiBiase brought in a phony Undertaker to combat the real one. Fans reacted so violently that the program was scrapped after one match.
The Val Venis Castration: Evil Wally Yamaguchi decides to deal with his wife's infidelity the old fashioned way: by chopping off the weiner of her porn star boyfriend!
Warlord: Musclebound oaf whose only redeeming quality was a metallic wand he carried to the ring.
The Ultimate Giant: Andre proves that the Warrior isn't the most unintelligible man on the planet by donning the face paint himself.
The Ultimate Warrior-Jake Roberts Training Session: The Snake teaches our hero how to be evil by burying him up to his ears in dirt.
The World Bodybuilding Federation: Vince McMahon's first real attempt to branch out beyond the wrestling ring ends miserably as wrestling fans don't want to watch bodybuilders, even if they do act like wrestlers.
Well Dunn: Timothy Well and Steven Dunn are proof positive that bow ties and thongs do not match.
Who: The Vince McMahon Players try to revive a 40 year-old Abbot and Costello bit by putting poor Jim Neidhart under a mask.
WrestleMania: The Album: Musical mess that features Bret Hart singing a love song while Randy Savage begins his rapping career by reciting the order of the solar system.
WrestleMania 2: Horrible crap eminating from three - count 'em THREE - venues! Plus more Susan St. James than you can shake an "UH OH" at!
WrestleMania IX: Giant Gonzalez! Papa Shango! The Narcissist! JR in a toga! It's Wrestlemania!
WrestleMania: The VCR Game: Thrill to playing the world's most boring board game, interrupted by watching 20 second clips of WWF Superstars like Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, and Dusty Wolfe.
WrestleMania: The Video Game Video: More fun with Bret, who this time programs videogames by driving a forklift while wearing a tie. I'd try to explain, but I think I'd just wind up getting dizzy and passing out.
WWF Bleeps, Bloopers, and Blunders: Supposedly a tape featuring all kinds of wacky, zany behind the scenes WWF hilarity, yet all I can remember about it was a spread eagle shot of Hillbilly Jim. Very disturbing.
Worst WWF Games of All Time!: Special three part induction in which I documented the worst WWF games ever made: WWF Betrayal, WWF Wrestlemania on the NES, and WWE Crush Hour. Did I mentioned these all sucked?
WWF Valentines: What better way to say I love you than with Road Dogg smeared on newsprint?
Xanta Klaus: Santa's evil twin brother who steals presents from good children every December 25. Did I mention he lived at the South Pole? The WWF did.
The XFL: : Vince's much maligned football league was a good idea on paper, but in practice turned out to be the biggest bust ever on network TV.
Isaac Yankem, DDS: Wrestling dentist with bad teeth. Need I say more?
Zeus: Hogan's co-star in No Holds Barred, who thought the film was real and was pissed that he lost in the climax of the movie. Don't ask me Ð someone thought this was a good idea.
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a new BEST ~> CM PUNK he grew up so fast , wins the money in the bank contract and he is now the World Heavy Weight Champion
Triple H he is now the 13 time world champ ! woot~
OK as far as HHH there was a correction that he is back to 12 time champ since he didn't really LOSE the belt in that silly Championship Scramble match on Smackdown. Just clarifying that one.
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Undertaker clearly is one of the.. if not the greatest Gimmicks of all time. He practically was turned into a main event player the night he debut. A year later he won the wwe championship from Hulk Hogan and since then has been at the top for almost 18 years.
Worst - To many to count
Jeff Hardy- The Charismatic Enigma!!!!!!!!!!
WTF??? This still exists? holy crap
Razor Ramon:Scarface Gimmick
The Rock:Peoples Champion
Owen Hart:lil brother trying 2 show up older bro
(even though he is a horrible wrestler)Santino Marella:Weak wrestler with a big mouth, funny
Edge:Ultimate opportunist(it gives him a perfect excuse not 2 wrestle because he can't)
John Cena:Soldier(just because you make a movie about being a marine dosen't mean you're an actual soldier)
Snitsky-ugly monster(didn't need a gimmick 2 show he's ugly)
Hornswoggle-leprechaun(the smallest waste of life I've ever seen can't wrestle, can't talk, Not funny so why is he there)
Worst - Super fucking Cena. His matches really should only last less then a minute against most people. Why does he need to take a 20 minute beating half the time then no sell everything and get a victory. Its been 3 - 4 years now and I'm sick of it.
worst gimmick- Dr. Yankem AAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
so glad he became Kane!
one of these days...