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Posted 9/5/08
Lame Joke

Person 1: Do u know who is the dumbass person who answer who to questions?

Person 2: Who??!!

person 1: U ARE THE ONE!
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A woman in a bar says she wants to go plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband say "Eh, dun need surgery la. Waste money only. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How sia?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

"How does it make them bigger?!"

"Dunno leh, but it worked for ur ass."
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Posted 9/9/08
LOL really? by rubbing toilet papr on ur ass make them big? no wonder mine is small i wash rather than use toilet papers just tell her husband to get her pregnant can liao la..enlarge lol
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Posted 9/10/08
There were two passengers on a boat..
One is called Hector..
Another is called Henry..
Hector asked Henry, "Have you watch Romeo and Juliet before?"
Henry: "Nope.."
Hector: "Then a quarter of your life is wasted! Then have you heard of Shakespeare?"
Henry: "Nope nope.."
Hector: "Then half of your life is wasted!! Then have you heard of the country, Singapore?"
Henry: "Nope nope nope.."
Hector: "Then three quarters of your life is wasted!!!"
Just Then, there was a hole in the boat... Water was flowing in.. The boat was going to sink..
Henry: "Quick! We need to jump into the water!"
Hector stuttered: "I...I...dun...dunno..how...how...to...to...swim..swim.."
Henry: "What!!!! Then your whole life is wasted!!!!
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Posted 9/13/08 , edited 9/13/08


Both of em sounded like previous year PSLE LC. except for the different names xD
LOL.
Anyways, here's some cold riddles.

1. Why did the boy throw the thermometer down fropm the rooftop?
2. How do friends go fishing by?
Answers in spoiler below.
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Posted 9/15/08
lol.. lame jokes.. XD but made me laugh (some)
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Posted 9/22/08
that is super funny la..friendship hahaha
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