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Posted 5/10/08
this is a great pick up lineS
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Yo baby heavan lose an angel cause your to fine to be human
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Posted 5/10/08
heres another

Are u an angel cause baby ur shinin'
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hi i have seemed to have lost my number can i borrowed yours
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Posted 5/10/08
If being sexy was a crime your guilty as charged
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Posted 5/10/08
Can i take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for christmas.

Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

I have a owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

If I said "You had a nice body." Would you press it against me?

Do you have a map? Cause I'm lost in your eyes.

If I tossed this 50c coin. What are the chances of me getting head.

This one is so wrong

Wanna see my anaconda?

Hey, baby I'm like a rubix cube.The more you play with me the harder I get.

This one is gay

Hope you're as good as my little brother.
Posted 5/10/08
lol
Posted 5/10/08
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
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Posted 5/10/08
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? 0 0

Does your boyfriend know where you are? 0 0

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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Posted 5/10/08

AmrasPallanen wrote:

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.


hahahahahahahaah.....thats funny........butt how about a dance anyways....for good times sake
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Posted 5/10/08

alamis wrote:

Can i take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for christmas.

Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

I have a owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

If I said "You had a nice body." Would you press it against me?

Do you have a map? Cause I'm lost in your eyes.

If I tossed this 50c coin. What are the chances of me getting head.

This one is so wrong

Wanna see my anaconda?

Hey, baby I'm like a rubix cube.The more you play with me the harder I get.

This one is gay

Hope you're as good as my little brother.


you got these from the akatsuki thing didn't you...hahahahahaha....oh well they're still funny as hell XD
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Posted 5/10/08 , edited 5/10/08
Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall, so i'm gonna need your name and
number......for insurance reasons......

You look like a refreshing glass of water and i'm the thirstiest person in the world....

Did it hurt......... when you fell from heaven.


These are just a few i have up my sleeve XD
Posted 5/10/08
So who are we going to test this on. fellow delinquents.
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Posted 5/11/08

AmrasPallanen wrote:

So who are we going to test this on. fellow delinquents.


no idea........what about random members in the academy????....no good........hmmmmmm.......what do you think??
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Posted 5/11/08
ok with ya
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