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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers
Posted 5/10/08 , edited 5/10/08
I've intentionally been refraining from posting crazy-ass news stories lately, but this one was just so over-the-top insane that I had to share it. It is so ridiculous I have to think it must really be a hoax. Also, there is no source cited for it, and the names of minors involved in crimes are not normally given out in the US. Still, it is funny as hell and someone was creative.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

Some interesting quotes:


Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present.



Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.



Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.


I'm surprised that Naruto isn't involved somehow in this. Are the cops sure there weren't any Naruto videos present?
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sex-no-jitus escort version.
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Ok,, not interesting .. Ü
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shibole wrote:

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. .




This sentence just told me that this news is 50% hoax. He's damn 13. I think he knows what the hell he's doing.
Besides, escorts?? I'll believe it if it's about Naruto and stuff, but games??



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ahaahhahahahaahahahah
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Hard to believe this a true. Its way to funny that he brought along "escorts" but only made them only play games with him
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My dad gave me condoms on my first day of junior high and said "good luck"... Then he walked away.
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wth!!
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lol.
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Pesky little dirty scumbag thief.
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That kid's definitely going places.
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DRO1 wrote:

My dad gave me condoms on my first day of junior high and said "good luck"... Then he walked away.


Where they usefull?
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DRO1 wrote:

My dad gave me condoms on my first day of junior high and said "good luck"... Then he walked away.


you're lucky, my dad just told me to go out and buy some.

And yeah, this story seems kind of made up, but it gave me something to do for a little while
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koutasan wrote:
Where they usefull?

Maybe

sexpanther wrote:
you're lucky, my dad just told me to go out and buy some.

Well at least you learned the value of a dollar.
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I didnt realise they took plastic. I just thought they were made of it.
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