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**The War Game
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28 / M / Greensboro, NC
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Posted 1/30/07

Josey wrote:

Being the only female in the war, all your minions have a soft spot for me, and my adorably cute sheep that sits on either my shoulder or head. My sheep minions have arisen from the depths of the earth and ocean. It is too late for my fish allies -_- they've been captured and have been declared prisoners of war. My ninja possessed sheep minions realise they are no match for the fire breathing turtles of Jesterj's pacific based island, and retreat to New Zealand, where the numbers in Sheep are much much greater!! We recon, and recruit in safety.


Pshhh...if our minions have a soft spot for that avatar then they don't have good taste in women and I'd kill them myself. Haha
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28 / M / Somewhere in Deep...
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win the war never ends hahaha
my moonbase sets shields down and converts power to evil vortex ray which collects the souls of your minions and sends them to the X-zone. never to return muwahahahahahaha. beat that.
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27 / M / New York
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god came down and destroy your moon base and returned all my minions from the x-zone and made all of my minions invincable
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28 / M / Somewhere in Deep...
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well thats all good and stuff but the moon is not where i stay that is just where my gerbils are and as a matter of fact i am a being of massive destruction and decide to give all your minions super aids. they may be invincible but that doesn't mean i cant use chemical warfare and every other trick in the book to make their lives hell.
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25 / M / The World
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Names Hitori Hanzo....I'm a great leader of secret hidden ninja clan. We have justu like no other, and we are also mercenary. My clan is willing to fight along side you if your willing to pay the price. Muahahahahahha. .....mess with us and you see your last Fight^__^.
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25 / M / Netherlands
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Posted 1/30/07

hitorihanzo wrote:

our mouths are always shut, its just your imagination that made you think we taled....~__~its the illusionary justu thats what we call it. Now your trap in your own fears. Muhahahaha.


MY people are strong against mental warfare and we use chemical warfare as our lethal weapon and we are very strong physically and we prefare spreading viral disease throughout other colonies than attacking straigh forward.

Posted 1/31/07
My mechanoid army of robo-toasters will show no mercy as they spoil the morale and assorted breakfast pastries of your pathetic army. Your people are physically strong, but the bigger they are the harder they fall. Three days without eggos should be enough to bring your army to its knees!
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28 / M / Cheese land (aka...
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Posted 1/31/07
I have an army of invincible, toaster eating, kangaroos stationed in Switzerland.

But since it's in Switzerland, they just sit back and do nothing.
We're just enjoying the show.
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29 / M / lost
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Posted 1/31/07
GONE TO NEXT UNIVERSE.

SET TIMER FOR COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR UNIVERSE ON A DOOMSDAY DEVICE TO 5 SECONDS.

SEE YA LATER, OR NOT................

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:

Spirits are always with yeeeew!
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28 / M / Somewhere in Deep...
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Posted 1/31/07
the plan is simple but massively destructive i infect you with anthrax from a bite from my radioactive weasel. which lives in my base on asteriod45
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26 / F / Wales
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Posted 2/2/07

hitorihanzo wrote:

Names Hitori Hanzo....I'm a great leader of secret hidden ninja clan. We have justu like no other, and we are also mercenary. My clan is willing to fight along side you if your willing to pay the price. Muahahahahahha. .....mess with us and you see your last Fight^__^.


The spirits of your lost comrades are the spirits that have possessed my sheep! They know where you hide, and will set out to find you, leaving trails of wool behind them, not unlike a trail of breadcrumbs. I'll close their gate so they can't get out if you swear alliance with me ^_^ [ps, I know they're your ninjas because they won't stop dancing!!!]

My sheep are immune to biological disease and warfare, and mind games, because they are soft toys!! They have no brain, and are filled with wool and stuffing ^_^
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Posted 2/2/07
i pick up a knife and stab your sheep and take their stuffing.
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28 / M / Somewhere in Deep...
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Posted 2/2/07
for your acts of stuffing taking my zombie cyborgs eat your parents
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25 / M / The World
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Posted 2/2/07

Josey wrote:


hitorihanzo wrote:

Names Hitori Hanzo....I'm a great leader of secret hidden ninja clan. We have justu like no other, and we are also mercenary. My clan is willing to fight along side you if your willing to pay the price. Muahahahahahha. .....mess with us and you see your last Fight^__^.


The spirits of your lost comrades are the spirits that have possessed my sheep! They know where you hide, and will set out to find you, leaving trails of wool behind them, not unlike a trail of breadcrumbs. I'll close their gate so they can't get out if you swear alliance with me ^_^ [ps, I know they're your ninjas because they won't stop dancing!!!]

My sheep are immune to biological disease and warfare, and mind games, because they are soft toys!! They have no brain, and are filled with wool and stuffing ^_^


The dead cannot see which is alive or find that which is dead among the living. Beside those ninjas that died will never find me because of my clones. Instead they will lead me straight to you~__~muhahahaha I'll allied with you only if your willing to pay the price, for my cost is worth that of the contractor's life.,p.s. you right they like to dance.

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28 / M / Somewhere in Deep...
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Posted 2/2/07
sends a squad of elite ninja-wolfens to attack with anthrax
while i chill on asteroid 45 in the Necro-Zone
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