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**The War Game
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39 / M / NEW YORK
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Posted 2/4/07
little does MagicalPoof know, the rations his advancing teen horde are eating are SUPER soul suckering sourball!!
Posted 2/4/07
Offers to become HitoriHanzo`s General and give him use of my balloon- animal-filled-with- explosive-gas army .
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25 / M / The World
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Posted 2/4/07
^is smart to join my clan
^^the hitorihanzo that was killed by the spy was another fake....then the teenager was captured by another fake hitorihanzo and was torured untill he told us your locaton.
(torturing method is to horrible to describe.....lets just say is like how they torture people on the movie saw but 10 times worst....and YOU"LL NEVER DIE EVEN IF YOU WANTED TOO...muhahahaha)[note:my people did this not the real me]

<no one so far has find out where i'm lurking~__~
Posted 2/4/07
my Country is in beetween California and my house i guess. Monkeys , birds and wut ever else comes outa my brain lives... ummm... mmm... i guess ill come up with more later
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25 / M / US
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Posted 2/4/07
Gev, how dare you go take sides with hitorihanzo! Currently we are sailing the Pacific. With my hobos expert tracking skills we will find you, hitorihanzo. I will let you know that my hobos and I will fight to the death. They don't call me Kamikaze for nothing!
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25 / M / The World
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Posted 2/4/07
mmm is just me or is everyone on the search for the real hitorihanzo like i said before you can't find me unless youthink outside the box. come and find me if you can kamikaze muahahaha.
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25 / M / US
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Posted 2/4/07
Think outside the box? Hmm...*thinks*(Let's see, what is this box? The universe! maybe if I go outside the universe I...! ) Hobo Sam push the transfrom button *The boat turns into a crazy big space rocket*. Outside of the "box" here I come! Blast off!
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25 / M / The World
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Posted 2/4/07
^lol...hahaha, just got even farther way from finding the real me.
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24 / F / Somewhere
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Posted 2/5/07
An automatic explosive device planted in our spy's brain exploded, and a tracker went off at our base, alerting us of betrayal! Immediately I pack my troops up and head to an unknown location... Even to us. EGHAD! We're lost in time and space!!!! -cough- Anyway...

Unluckily for Thebloke, my soldiers have no souls, those were bred out of them through science and cruel training. The attack on the candy army continues.

We send another spy out to find Hitorihanzo, this time a very pretty and well-endowed female teenager. She is insanely hormonal and has a tendancy to have her clothes ripped to shreds in front of large crowds.
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25 / M / The World
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Posted 2/5/07
^think using hot female chick can seduce me and lure me out. ^ is wrong.
Instead, the hot female chick spy apparently fall in love with one of the fake hitorihanzo, thinking he was the real deal and slept with him, inturn we use her to get TO YOU!!!!! currently the real Hitorihanzo is drinking tea and watching the rain shower and has no idea of wats going on.

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24 / F / Somewhere
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Posted 2/5/07
Damn teenagers. However, the clone is quickly discovered to be a fake as the spy's STDs makes quick work of the clone's unstable genetic make-up. The spy is horrified at the realization that the clone had lied to her and broken her heart. She then goes on a quest for revenge, determinded to track down the real Hitorihanzo and make him pay for breaking her heart.

Accompanying her on this mission is some sort of cute, fluffy, animal mascot that is actually far smarter than the spy heroine herself, but doesn't look it. Also tagging along is some guy who has a crush on her but still doesn't end up with her in the end, because he's too much of a loser and he probably ends up dying anyway.

Through her misadventures in search of Hitorihanzo, she frees a planet of an evil dictator, blows up another planet, contaminates the genepool of yet another planet, and completely abolishes the 5th dimension. Eventually, she joins a gruop of mercanaries. But she's still working for us... Yeah.

Eventually, she makes her way over to England and has tea and crumpets with the Queen.

Meanwhile, we ship out some more troops to spread angst throughout the universe!
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25 / M / The World
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Posted 2/5/07
^lol...hahaha funny

the guy who apprently accompanied her did die, he died by triping over a rock and smashing his skull on a even bigger rock^__^lol. The heroine finally find the real Hitori Hanzo(or so they thought) but she then suddenly dissappear along with the cute fluffy mascot or wat ever they are. the heroine last words was "Hit...Hit...Hitori....HANZO!!!!!" meanwhile currently the real hitorihanzo is watching anime on crunchy roll^__^hahahaha [note:hitorihanzo did not break her heart, it was her own stupidity.]

Posted 2/6/07
Making use of Hitori`s cloning tech, I make a copy of the female spy , and rig it with high yield organic explosives , and send it back to report to you .

Bang,your done.
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28 / M / Somewhere in Deep...
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Posted 2/6/07
i use the king of hell to peel the flesh from your bones and while i rule the necro-zone the kingof hell sends u to a barbera streisand concert OMG is fucking hell on earth ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .
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27 / M / It be sleepy time...
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Posted 2/6/07
By discovering a new form of science and magic combining the two to form kamagic, using that I form a army of golems formed from the earth its self. Each golem is equiped with several anti tank and anti personal weapons. With something to prove they will work to take out barbera streisand and her evil minion of hell

My elite black ops group is made of humunculus will work as assassins hidden among the normal waiting for their chance to strike out and take down any who would oppose the great empire of MunkMunk.

Also my monkies are going threw retraining so won't be appearing for a while not until they master their monkey ninja way.
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