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Why people think Naruto Sucks.
Posted 5/11/08 , edited 6/3/08
K, i no longer give a fuck about what any of you narutards have to say, so don't quote me and think you have the answer and can prove to me or anyone else naruto doesn't suck, if i wanted to i'd crush you, but sorry to crush your hopes and everything but my time is to valuable to waste on idiots such as yourself, so just STFU for once, ok now that thats done with for everyone else i hope you enjoy some proof as to why me and a few others think naruto sucks.

For you god damn idiots who keep trying to bitch at us please read this


SimplyBill wrote:

Some things to clarify:

1. We didn't intend to insult Naruto fans and Narutards. If our words of criticism belittle you, we are not to blame for your callowness or misconceptions to this matter.

2. Criticisms do not cause callowness or vacuity. We simply created this thread to create a discussion and not to start a rant. This thread is just like how you judge an anime as well; the only difference is that this is a thread.

3. Stop posting nonsensical and nonchalant acts. Learn to ruminate what you will do and learn to act magniloquently.

4. We stated evidences to prove our claims. Those evidences are not jejune, feeble and vacuous in any way unless anyone try to disprove it in a gandiloquent manner. State evidences to disprove our claims and a good and mature discussion will emerge.




I made this thread i figured people wanted to know why a lot of people hate Naruto, and wanted to know why naruto sucks.

I'll now post some things that a few friends of mine said because, well i just think they basically took the words right from my mouth before i could say them

So here you go, this is why the ever so popular anime Naruto, Bleach and Naruto Shippuden sucks.

(red is the quoted portion)

Here we have my good friends opinion on the matter. (No names for now)


Eudd's Comment~

Naruto - People judge this Anime with high regards, especially those noob Anime starters. Naruto is about ninjas and beating the bad guys with fancy techniques and an army load of flashbacks. If an Anime has a bad storyline, pretty much that Anime would end up crappy. Naruto started out very solidly and enticingly. A boy who has been an outcast of his village because of a demon seal, but yet despise all that, he still wants to become the Hokage, which is the leader of the village. The story is pretty decent and easily likable. But the bad parts about this Anime are the plot holes. You see a lot of meaningless repetitive flashbacks, which makes the solid storyline with holes everywhere, flashbacks every other episode and 5 episode long fights. What makes me look at this Anime in contempt is the characterization development. There are way too many characters, thus making the whole plot slow down, and give more flashbacks to postpone the storyline. Too many characters also lead to incapability of character growth. For example, Naruto seems never to learn from his mistakes. Yes, 2 years later, Shippudden came out, Naruto became 15 years old, and his personality is STILL the same; unable to refrain from himself from doing something stupid that would cause his whole team in disaster (And I thought they were suppose to be "Ninjas"). What also irritates me are the techniques. For some reason, everything is an upgraded version of the prior technique, which makes the character seems really banal. Rasengan to Odama Rasengan to Rasenshuriken. 5 Clones to 100 Clones, then went to 1000 Clones. It lacks originality. What exasperate me even more is that Naruto "God Modes" with his Rasengan. He's always getting beat up at first, then he beats the bad guy with a Rasengan when that guy didn't even take any crucial damage. Also, enemies who were super strong before, become disgustingly weak when they turn 'good'. You see this quite clearly with Gaara's character. Its rather sad and kind of annoying. Then there's the vice versa when characters just randomly decide to turn evil and they are horrendously god-moding strong, like Sasuke.

Bleach - It isn't terrible. In fact, it's almost addicting on a very superficial level. Sorry to all those who love this stuff, but I've seen too many Animes to consider it has anything for a lasting impression. An Anime's plot that has never been planned and the author just keeps coming up with story as he goes along, resulting one ridiculous storyline that barely explain each character or plot's development.First of all, I don't even know what is the main idea of this story. Naruto wants to become a Hokage, Luffy wants to become Pirate King. What are Ichigo's intentions and goals? So far, all he did was save Rukia, then repeating the same plot again by rescuing Orihime, and wane pathetically after losing a battle. The Anime has a really enticing opening, however, after the first plot and climax was over, things slowed and the ride became bumpy. In my opinion, there was really no need to further continue the story.Instead, they threw in plot twist after plot twist and a shit load of filler adventures and a whole barrage of characters in an attempt to sustain the viewer.
This Anime lacks originality. I can find the exact same elements in Yu Yu Hakusho. One more thing, the events in Bleach takes place in the same town, same country, and the same outer world, there are movements. It's basically everything thats happens in the same place. What about the the other countries? Why wheren't they attacked by hollows? Do hollows just only eat japanese ppl? This Anime is not well planned at all.


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Most of all, the retarded fans.


Another friends opinion.

:

Naruto
-Naruto attracts retards
-Sakura gives me the shits
-Sasuke is really annoying
-Tsunade is just WTF
-I was like WTF when they grew up
-Orochimaru is so predictable
-Naruto is too overrated and it pisses me off
-The author gave Itachi the worst reason ever to kill his entire clan
-The Hyuuga eyes are retarded... when I first saw it in the manga I didn't know it was white... I just thought they had a small dot as the pupil...
-It's the only anime most of my friends know
-Most Narutards HATE One Piece for some reason
-Most Narutards don't make any sense
-When they grew up Naruto was still retarded and Sakura became even uglier



Another friends opinion.


Naruto
He's annoying
America killed him with "believe it"
The fanbase is shit
The fights are long and repetitive
Endless fillers
Too many flashbacks
Too much talking in the fights
Bleach
The arcs are repetitive
Fanbase is retarded
Ichigo never seems to get any stronger
Fights are long but not as bad as naruto
The characters lack a brain


And finally the book on it. By a certain someone.


Bills comment~

The explanation are based on my understanding and experience in watching Naruto

Why Naruto sucks so much?

1. Flashbacks - Flashbacks are normal in many animes. However, Naruto is an exemption. The flashback last so long and most of the scenes are being repeated. Flashbacks in Naruto do not bear much significance in the story and yet I do not see the reason in dragging the flashbacks. Flashbacks in Naruto are boring unlike some flashbacks in other anime. Repeated flashbacks in the anime (repeated flashbacks are flashbacks that are shown in one episode and shown again in the other) are present and I find it insignificant in the story.

2. Character development - the show provides a very slow character development. Thus, creating long and boring episodes.
examples of slow character development:
a. After the timeskip of Naruto and Naruto shippuuden, Naruto is still the same aggressive and stupid guy who will destroy the whole team because of his attitude. Why can't he act mature?
b. After the timeskip of Naruto and Naruto shippuuden, Hinata is still the same shy person who faints when seeing Naruto in near distance.
c. After the timeskip of Naruto and Naruto shippuuden, Sakura may have improved. However, after the Sasori arc, she just returned to being useless.
d. After the timeskip of Naruto and Naruto shippuuden, some characters do not even age a little bit.

3. Fight scenes - this show is an example of a 95% talk and 5% battle. The fight scenes bores me.
Examples why the fight scenes are boring
a. The predictability - fight scenes are very predictable.
b. The all-talk - characters spend most of their time just standing an telling lame stories rather than fighting.
c. The slow fight - if you watched the 4 tail Naruto vs. Orochimaru, you'll know what I'm talking about.
d. The repeated fighting scenes - Naruto used KageBunshin then the enemy beat all of them then the enemy beat up Naruto to a pulp then Naruto teach the enemy about life and friendship then Naruto hit the enemy with a rasengan then the fight is finished.
e. The techniques - the techniques looks like an upgraded version of their past technique. Example of this is Rasengan to Oodama Rasengan, Sharingan to Mangekyou Sharingan.

4. Drag - the show drags too much that the character spends the whole episode jumping over trees.

5. Art - nuff said










Future prediction:


Narutard wrote:

I see you give a pretty good expleneation y naruto sux... but your entire post is BAD bcuz u put dis pic up:



HAHAS what's wrong wid dat pic??? U noob! Nth wrong! Narut rox!


6. Annoying characters - Emo Sasuke, Gay Naruto, Whore Sakura.

7. Narutards - er.........................................................................................
Reasons why Narutard sucks:
A.

"Naruto doesnt suck at all coz it made people go insane over it. if ur good enough then make a manga/anime that will make people go insane."


1st sentence. I did not go insane so your sentence has been proven to be a fallacy.
2nd sentence: I do not want to make an anime/manga that will go insane. I only want to watch


B.

"Fuck you bitch, you can go fuck yourself if you don't like Naruto."


err.............................................. Pointless.

C. http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-119375/Narutard-Arrested-and-Expelled-.html
Thanks Eudd.

D.

"Naruto is the best anime everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"



E.

"It is ~dattebayo, believe it!"


It is stupid, I daresay.

F.

"It is our opinion. Respect it."


It is our opinion too. Respect it

G.

" Motherfucker fuck you. Don't you know the term respect loser! Fuck yourself asshole!"


err...... How should I reply?

H.

"Naruto beats all ANIMES in every genres"

Hmmmm....
h1. Hentai = Chance of Naruto winning? 0%
h2. Horror = Chance of Naruto winning? 0%
h3. Comedy = Chance of Naruto winning? 0% - If you doubt it, watch "Seto no Hanayome"
h4. Action = Chance of Naruto winning? 0% - If you doubt it, watch "Black Cat"
h5. Romance = Chance of Naruto winning? 0% - The only romance in Naruto is SasukexNaruto
h6. Mystery = Chance of Naruto winning? 0% - Explanation?
h7. School Life - Chance of Naruto winning? 0% - Explanation?
h8. all genres that are not yet mentioned = Chance of Naruto winning? 0% - Do I need a reason?




I.

WHY IS NARUTO LICENSED??????????????????????????????????



J.


Stolen pictures from Eudd_Worshippers group

Nagi: It's impossible for the following five reasons.
Narutards: What?
Nagi: First: You're stupid
Nagi: Second: You're really stupid.
Nagi: Third: You're extremely stupid.
Nagi: Fourth: You're revolutionary, cosmically stupid.
Nagi: And fifth is...................................
Narutards: That's enough of you! Die!
Nagi: Hayate!
Hayate: Did you call me? Milady?
Nagi: Kill that Narutard.


K.

Naruto is NOT the worst anime ever.


When I say it is the worst anime ever, it is the worst anime. If you say that it is the best anime ever, it is the best anime ever. However, which is more believable? I, saying that Naruto is the worst anime while stating some evidence to prove it? or you saying that Naruto is the best anime without stating evidences? Worst and best simply depends into every person's taste. However, evidence is crucial to prove your statement. I stated that Naruto sucks and if you do not like that, I advice you to find evidence that will disprove my statement. I advice all of the people who will try to prove that Naruto is the best anime to refrain from using swearing and cursing words because it simply proves that you are stupid and might prove your statement to be fallacious.

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That's all I can currently think of.


So those are some of the reasons people hate naruto, feel free to post your own.

Posted 5/11/08
The flashbacks are soooo long and unnecessary...

Like the flashbacks during the fights aren't needed whatsoever O_O; plus it's LONG

Naruto sucks yup
Posted 5/11/08

-Most Narutards HATE One Piece for some reason


OMG I TOTALLY agree! Why do the NARUTARDS HATE ONE PIECE? o_O

and the stupid narutards never make sense!
Posted 5/11/08
<sarcasm>WTF R U TALKING ABOUT

NARUTO IS PURE GENIUS</sarcasm>

if a guy can make heaps of money from a ninja in an orange jumpsuit, it proves just how much society has fallen over the past century
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looks like parker became very bored
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DemonWithin912 wrote:

looks like parker became very bored <_<


yea, made this while waiting on geass
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parker_655 wrote:


DemonWithin912 wrote:

looks like parker became very bored <_<


yea, made this while waiting on geass


lol
i can see this
*parker watching geass*
"oh so sexy*
*goes back to cr*
*fucking naruto lovers <_<"
Posted 5/11/08

DemonWithin912 wrote:


parker_655 wrote:


DemonWithin912 wrote:

looks like parker became very bored <_<


yea, made this while waiting on geass


lol
i can see this
*parker watching geass*
"oh so sexy*
*goes back to cr*
*fucking naruto lovers <_<"


O.O, STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow that was so much,you really did get bored I don't really have that much of an opinion about naruto I liked it for a while and then it just got boring, the plot becomes annoying, naruto is too obssesed with sasuke, and the chacters never develop much exept for their strenght, but I guess it's a good anime to watch when theres nothing else to watch and you are having trouble sleeping when is 4:00am
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parker_655 wrote:


DemonWithin912 wrote:


parker_655 wrote:


DemonWithin912 wrote:

looks like parker became very bored <_<


yea, made this while waiting on geass


lol
i can see this
*parker watching geass*
"oh so sexy*
*goes back to cr*
*fucking naruto lovers <_<"


O.O, STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am god! God does not stalk you!
Posted 5/11/08

DemonWithin912 wrote:


parker_655 wrote:


DemonWithin912 wrote:


parker_655 wrote:


DemonWithin912 wrote:

looks like parker became very bored <_<


yea, made this while waiting on geass


lol
i can see this
*parker watching geass*
"oh so sexy*
*goes back to cr*
*fucking naruto lovers <_<"


O.O, STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am god! God does not stalk you!


O.O ur god? i thought eudd had the title of god... guess theres 2 gods, OH I WANNA BE ODIN!!!
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ehehh too many fans...
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shit!!..hey if you hate watching naruto..
then why did you watch it.. if you hate
it,, we the narutards don't care!!!
why do you have to insult us?.. you
don't know the reason behind why
we liked naruto, RIGHT!? that simply
means you have no right insulting us..
what's your problem?.. we believe
that naruto is the best anime and you
can't to do anything about that!!!..
and those who believe naruto sucks...
fuck you asshole!!!
correction: i love naruto and i also
like one piece..!


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theresa_naruto-addict wrote:

shit!!..hey if you hate watching naruto..
then why did you watch it.. if you hate
it,, we the narutards don't care!!!
why do you have to insult us?.. you
don't know the reason behind why
we liked naruto, RIGHT!? that simply
means you have no right insulting us..
what's your problem?.. we believe
that naruto is the best anime and you
can't to do anything about that!!!..
and those who believe naruto sucks...
fuck you asshole!!!
correction: i love naruto and i also
like one piece..!




is it bad to watch it?

yes we WATCHED it... meaning we USED TO watch it..

we stop watching it because based in our point of view... it sucks....


you don't know the reason behind why
we liked naruto, RIGHT!? that simply
means you have no right insulting us..
what's your problem?.. we believe
that naruto is the best anime and you
can't to do anything about that!!!..



YOU don't know the reason behind why we
HATE naruto,
that simply means that
YOU have no right insulting US...
what's YOUR problem?.. we believe
that naruto is the WORST anime and YOU
can't to do anything about that!!!..


eat your own words...

and..

stop saying unpleasant words...

you might get banned..
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parker_655 wrote:


DemonWithin912 wrote:


parker_655 wrote:


DemonWithin912 wrote:


parker_655 wrote:


DemonWithin912 wrote:

looks like parker became very bored <_<


yea, made this while waiting on geass


lol
i can see this
*parker watching geass*
"oh so sexy*
*goes back to cr*
*fucking naruto lovers <_<"


O.O, STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am god! God does not stalk you!


O.O ur god? i thought eudd had the title of god... guess theres 2 gods, OH I WANNA BE ODIN!!!

You will be my apprentice. You are the chosen one
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