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Posted 5/11/08 , edited 5/12/08
Well the game was suggested by Cherry, but I'm trying to start a forum thread =d

Okay. Back to the introduction. In this thread, we are to make up funny reasons for breaking up with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Just be creative and it's okay to be random, even it doesn't make much sense in the reality =D I hope you guys can enjoy this.

So I'll begin. Please don't laugh at me if this is really lame >.<



Me: I've decided to break up with you.
BF: ..!? Why?
Me: You never told me that you're a Narutard...I hate Naruto!


(Though this is not the fact, I've never watched Naruto, so just be random!)
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Posted 5/11/08 , edited 5/12/08
hahah ok

me: im sorry i think we should break up.

BF: WTF why?/

me: i dont know .. cant make up why .. sorry
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Posted 5/11/08 , edited 5/12/08
So it's Mi-chan turn now~>.<

Mi-chan: Let's marry~

BF: What?

Mi-chan: Don't you want to marry Mi-chan?

BF: Yah! Of course~

Mi-chan: But you must sign on this paper.

(And the paper written)
1. If we can't marry on that day, we can't marry again.

2.Can't kiss me.

3. No rings

BF sign: Mi-chan sign:


And on the day that we marry.(Time is 11:59p.m. now)

BF: This is the last minute, if you don't come, we'll can't marry!

(12:00a.m.)*ding ding*

No one come and everyone is out.

The next day....

Mi-chan: Huarry! We can't marry again~(cuz the paper)
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Posted 5/11/08 , edited 5/12/08
Mi-chan again:

Mi-chan: We should break up now.

BF: Why?

Mi-chan: You're so old! I'm just 9 and you're coming to be 100!
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Posted 5/12/08 , edited 5/12/08
My turn again?Okay~

Mi-chan: We should break up!

BF: Why?

Mi-chan: Don't you know you wet your pants when I go out with you.
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Posted 5/12/08 , edited 5/12/08
hahah XD

me: i think its time for us to go our seperate ways ..

BF: wait what why?/

me: im a scorpio and youre a cancer .. we dont match ..

couldnt make up one ^^
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Posted 5/12/08 , edited 5/12/08
Mi-chan again~

Mi-chan: Can we break up?

BF:Nop! Why?

Mi-chan: Cuz you hate neko~GO GO, All my nekos~

(Smoke that made by the thousands of cats)

And my BF is totally dead~
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Posted 5/12/08 , edited 5/12/08
Me: You know, we should break up.
BF: And why in the world is that?
Me: I just don't like men reading porn magazines and surfing hentai websites behind me.
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Mi-chan: You should break up, do you know it?

BF: I know it~ But...But why???

Mi-chan: You you*crying*....You broke my dolly! You know I'm just I child, and you know that I like this doll most and you broke it!!!
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Posted 5/12/08 , edited 5/12/08
Mii-chan: Hey you! In 3 seconds I'm gonna dump you!

Boy XX: zzz....

3......
2..........
1.............

Boy XX: *fell asleep*

Mii-chan: Mou! This is why I wanna dump you... WAKE UP!

LOL! tht was totally lame X3

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Posted 5/12/08 , edited 5/13/08
BF: Kiss Me!

Mi-chan:Hey~ Let's break up!!!

BF: Why????

MI-chan: Don't you know there's the library!
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Posted 5/12/08 , edited 5/13/08
lol another good one mi-chan!!~ ^^ ok ..

me: im sorry i think its the end between us

BF: i dont get it .. why?/.. is it me?/

me: yeah .. your fly has been open the whole time ..

and scene ^^
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Posted 5/13/08 , edited 5/13/08
Thank you,Cherry-chama~
And this is another one...

(In the cinema)

And we are watching some movie that are so scary.....

I want to turn to my Bf and say I'm scare....But when I turn around and look at him, his crying!!!!

(In the hotle)

Mi-chan: Can we break up now???

Bf : Why??

Mi-chan: You cry!!! You're a man, u should protect Mi-chan, but I didn't cry, you cry!!! Are you really a man or a lady?
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Posted 5/13/08 , edited 5/13/08
Me: I think it would be a good idea if we can part.
BF: ...??
Me: I'm tired of reading bedtime stories and singing lullabys to put you to sleep! Go search for someone who wants to be your mom instead... and shouldn't you be the one who reads stories and sing for me instead !?
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Posted 5/13/08 , edited 5/13/08
Mi-chan turn again~ (And onee-sama, why don't you invite Nat Nat?Did you invite her already?)

Mi-chan: Let's break up now~

BF: Why???

Mi-chan: Don't you tell Mi-chan that you're a girl that looks like a boy!(Mean my BF is a girl.....)

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