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My gosh this whole forum is funny.
Look if you want to masturbate, shoot straight ahead, but I think you wanted to get caught if you did it in the living room with both your mom and the maid in the house.
So you shouldn't be embarassed because you did it in the open where your more likely to be seen than being locked up a bathroom or somewhere private.
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uhm.... I .... uhm ... masterbate sometimes >.< *I hope I'm not an target. Cause I was this whole month and I keep letting it happen*

/Let me shhhh/
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candymeister wrote:

lol. this is so funny.
to answer ur question: I haven't got caught before cause i don't masturbate.
if ur really 14, and masturbate 5 times a day, u need to see a doctor-and i'm not kidding.
My bro is in med school and he one time told us a story about some dude who had multiple climaxes(?)

anyway, if u still wanna i suggest that use ur room or the restroom and remember to ALWAYS lock the door!

~No actually, I only do it 3 times a week right now.I tried to restrain myself completely but my body tells the opposite.

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never tried it ... never will
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ayoka wrote:

My gosh this whole forum is funny.
Look if you want to masturbate, shoot straight ahead, but I think you wanted to get caught if you did it in the living room with both your mom and the maid in the house.
So you shouldn't be embarassed because you did it in the open where your more likely to be seen than being locked up a bathroom or somewhere private.


~NO,NO,NO,NO,NO! I know I'm really dumb but what kinda guy wanna gets himself caught by his maid,especially his mom?! I can't even look my mom in the eye when she saw me! <_<;
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thegodcode wrote:

There is already a Topic about Masturbation.


~LOCK~



Oh ya


~Yes lock this if you may.



Na just kidding this is too funny
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wtf? did we have to know that? i bet this cat represents you

Posted 5/12/08

cnw64 wrote:

uhm.... I .... uhm ... masterbate sometimes >.< *I hope I'm not an target. Cause I was this whole month and I keep letting it happen*

/Let me shhhh/ :sweatingbullets:


That's kinda hot.
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cnw64 wrote:

uhm.... I .... uhm ... masterbate sometimes >.< *I hope I'm not an target. Cause I was this whole month and I keep letting it happen*

/Let me shhhh/ :sweatingbullets:

~Uhuh......huh.....riiiiight!
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Addie780 wrote:

wtf? did we have to know that? i bet this cat represents you



~Whatever, dudette!
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sabekuji_kaneda wrote:

You lack self-control my friend. What makes you masturbate that much in a day anyway? Can't you also wait for the people in your house to go away before you do such a thing?

Oh yeah if you're going to get a GF just to satisfy your sexual urges then don't. That's just fucking stupid... being in a relationship for that only purpose. A prostitute is much cheaper -_-


~Says you. What if my gf's a totally liberated,slutty bitch?Haha,just kidding. Yeah, I guess you're right.........and I'm wrong!
Posted 5/12/08
Control your self man, well for me i do it real !!
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Posted 5/12/08

_DaboinextdoorSed wrote:


ayoka wrote:

My gosh this whole forum is funny.
Look if you want to masturbate, shoot straight ahead, but I think you wanted to get caught if you did it in the living room with both your mom and the maid in the house.
So you shouldn't be embarassed because you did it in the open where your more likely to be seen than being locked up a bathroom or somewhere private.


~NO,NO,NO,NO,NO! I know I'm really dumb but what kinda guy wanna gets himself caught by his maid,especially his mom?! I can't even look my mom in the eye when she saw me! <_<;



Well I don't know I'm not a guy and I don't masturbate. But really. (Damn I can't stop laughing.) If you didn't want them to see you then do it at your neighbor's house or wait for them to leave the house. Your a real baka.
Posted 5/12/08

_DaboinextdoorSed wrote:

~Well I asked this question because I really masturbate a lot.About 5 time a day but I try to restrain myself.Anyway, my masturbation addiction has made me embarrased because I was caught by my mom,maid,cousin,neighbor masturbating.So how did u guys feel when you were caught while you were about to reach your climax?


I have a tip for you to stop masturbating. DO DRUGS. Not kidding. Drugs send more dopamine to the brain than masturbating, which will make you addicted to drugs. If that doesn't work then don't touch your penis. Don't ask me how I know BTW I'm religious so it's a sin for me to jack off.
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ayoka wrote:


_DaboinextdoorSed wrote:


ayoka wrote:

My gosh this whole forum is funny.
Look if you want to masturbate, shoot straight ahead, but I think you wanted to get caught if you did it in the living room with both your mom and the maid in the house.
So you shouldn't be embarassed because you did it in the open where your more likely to be seen than being locked up a bathroom or somewhere private.


~NO,NO,NO,NO,NO! I know I'm really dumb but what kinda guy wanna gets himself caught by his maid,especially his mom?! I can't even look my mom in the eye when she saw me! <_<;



Well I don't know I'm not a guy and I don't masturbate. But really. (Damn I can't stop laughing.) If you didn't want them to see you then do it at your neighbor's house or wait for them to leave the house. Your a real baka.

~Yeah.thanks for the compliment.It is very much appreciated!

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