5 Ways to Fail/Suceed in/at...
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Posted 5/13/08 , edited 5/13/08
Okay, this is certainly not a duplicate thread. I searched thoroughly, and I'm perfectly sure that my eyeballs did not fail me.

5 Ways to Fail/Succeed in/at...
List 5 ways to fail or succeed in or at whatever you guys want to put.


I'll go first.
5 Ways to Fail in Life:
1. Go to McDonald's and order 3 quarter pounders, 4 large fries, 4 chicken selects, and a Big Mac for dessert. Do this everyday, until you grow horribly obese, and be bed-ridden. Later on, you'll die of clogged arteries, and yes, you will successfully fail in life, since you'll die. (death by cholesterol)

2. Have random intercourse with every available hole you see. (This includes both male and female, dogs, cats, chickens, a keyhole, et cetera). You'll hopefully succeed in getting some type of STD, and you'll die.You WILL fail in life. (death by horniness)

3. Try to cross the border between Palestine and Jerusalem, and yes, I guarantee, you won't make it alive. You WILL fail in life.(death by gunshots)

4. Eat blowfish. The unprepared one. You WILL fail in life. (death by poison)

5. Be an extreme daredevil. Do stunts or dares such as infiltrating an elephant's anus with your body, laying in a container full of feces, eating rotten meat, cosplaying as Adolf Hitler in a Jewish community, laying on the floor of a pit mosh at a rock concert, inhaling as much coke as you can, snorting a tube of wasabe, et cetera et cetera. And yes, I guarantee you will have an uneventful death. You WILL fail in life. (death by extreme stupidity)


Feel free to discuss the ways of failing or succeeding. If you disagree with a way that a certain user said, or if you have better suggestions for failing or succeeding in whatever the other user's topic is. Whatever you guys want to say. Randomness is extremely welcome. Please type in an educated manner. dU nut typ lyk diz. <<Do not type like this. (T.T")
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Posted 5/13/08

n_n303 wrote:

o.O isnt this like a game?

someone who would fail in life would be using sandpaper as toilet paper..
someone who spends their whole life trying to actually dig a hole to china
someone who robs pizza pizza, but instead of robbing for money, robs pizza since they're hungry -__-


I consider it as a discussion of ways to fail or succeed in something. Not really a game... Oh well. Should it?
Posted 5/13/08 , edited 5/13/08
Five Ways to Success

1. Egotism
2. Exercise everyday
3. Eat dinner before 5 PM
4. Extroverting
5. Erasing Narutards/Bleachfags. Points and laugh at them when they kill themselves.
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Posted 5/13/08

Eudd wrote:

Five Ways to Success

1. Egotism
2. Exercise everyday
3. Eat dinner before 5 PM
4. Extroverting
5. Erasing Narutards/Bleachfags. Points and laugh at them when they kill themselves.


Change number one to objectivism and it's PERFECT.


I knew there was a reason i liked you, Eudd
Posted 5/13/08
how to win
1.find weaker people than you
2.if stronger than you ,run away
3.if you have more people than thier's , fight
4.bring guns in a swordduel
5.bring narutards in case of emergency(use narutard as shield or dummy)
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Posted 5/13/08

YojimboMifune wrote:

how to win
1.find weaker people than you
2.if stronger than you ,run away
3.if you have more people than thier's , fight
4.bring guns in a swordduel
5.bring narutards in case of emergency(use narutard as shield or dummy)


Ha ha ha. I agree with the Narutard part.
Posted 5/13/08

geeene_16 wrote:


YojimboMifune wrote:

how to win
1.find weaker people than you
2.if stronger than you ,run away
3.if you have more people than thier's , fight
4.bring guns in a swordduel
5.bring narutards in case of emergency(use narutard as shield or dummy)


Ha ha ha. I agree with the Narutard part.


i forgot to add in the narutard part. . .

can be used to break doors(as a battering ram)
Posted 5/13/08

YojimboMifune wrote:


geeene_16 wrote:


YojimboMifune wrote:

how to win
1.find weaker people than you
2.if stronger than you ,run away
3.if you have more people than thier's , fight
4.bring guns in a swordduel
5.bring narutards in case of emergency(use narutard as shield or dummy)


Ha ha ha. I agree with the Narutard part.


i forgot to add in the narutard part. . .

can be used to break doors(as a battering ram)


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Posted 5/13/08

YojimboMifune wrote:


geeene_16 wrote:


YojimboMifune wrote:

how to win
1.find weaker people than you
2.if stronger than you ,run away
3.if you have more people than thier's , fight
4.bring guns in a swordduel
5.bring narutards in case of emergency(use narutard as shield or dummy)


Ha ha ha. I agree with the Narutard part.


i forgot to add in the narutard part. . .

can be used to break doors(as a battering ram)


could you guys please not bash people who like Naruto cuz its one way to fail (they will kill you)
Posted 5/13/08 , edited 5/13/08

YojimboMifune wrote:

YojimboMifune wrote:
how to win

1.find weaker people than you
2.if stronger than you ,run away
3.if you have more people than thier's , fight
4.bring guns in a swordduel
5.bring narutards in case of emergency(use narutard as shield or dummy)

i forgot to add in the narutard part. . .
can be used to break doors(as a battering ram)


FUCKING LAWLLLLZ

Posted 5/13/08

kermitthesnake wrote:


YojimboMifune wrote:


geeene_16 wrote:


YojimboMifune wrote:

how to win
1.find weaker people than you
2.if stronger than you ,run away
3.if you have more people than thier's , fight
4.bring guns in a swordduel
5.bring narutards in case of emergency(use narutard as shield or dummy)


Ha ha ha. I agree with the Narutard part.


i forgot to add in the narutard part. . .

can be used to break doors(as a battering ram)


could you guys please not bash people who like Naruto cuz its one way to fail (they will kill you)


we need the bash the narutards becuz so they realize that they live on the real world and not on some ninja vilage yada yada blah. . .
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Posted 5/13/08

YojimboMifune wrote:


kermitthesnake wrote:


YojimboMifune wrote:


geeene_16 wrote:


YojimboMifune wrote:

how to win
1.find weaker people than you
2.if stronger than you ,run away
3.if you have more people than thier's , fight
4.bring guns in a swordduel
5.bring narutards in case of emergency(use narutard as shield or dummy)


Ha ha ha. I agree with the Narutard part.


i forgot to add in the narutard part. . .

can be used to break doors(as a battering ram)


could you guys please not bash people who like Naruto cuz its one way to fail (they will kill you)


we need the bash the narutards becuz so they realize that they live on the real world and not on some ninja vilage yada yada blah. . .


okay lets not turn this into one of those super annoying forum arguments I respect your opinion and I hope you respect mine as well
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*Moved to the Forum Games section*
Posted 5/13/08

Hana_Yori_Dango278 wrote:

5 Ways To Fail In A Forum Topic

1- Quote everyones reply. Including yours.
2- Give to much information about yourself...personal information
3- Post the same reply 250 times
4- Say 'I hate this topic' in the most loved thread
5- Talk about cheese in a thread about love





i have to agree on this one
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