First  Prev  1  2  3  Next  Last
stupid instructions?
1422 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
22 / M / the internet
Offline
Posted 5/13/08 , edited 5/13/08

khryzalids wrote:

On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
(brain damage?)

On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(Then what? Tested on humans???)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Isn't it obvious!?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Very helpful...for murderers!)


Those are the ones that aren't necessarily stupid. The first one is probably saying that you'll damage your scalp as in like make it really dry (possibly).

The second is saying that they don't test it on animals because some animals develop nasty rashes or infections and there are lots of people protesting that.

The third was probably some guy that sued them for something stupid as burning themselves, so now they put the warning to keep it from happening again. It happened to McDonalds, some Rtard sued McDonalds for burning themselves with their coffee.

And the last is just bad translation.
706 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
30 / M / Dublin, Ireland
Offline
Posted 5/13/08
On a Pack of Batteries:
Do Not Eat
8211 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
27 / F
Offline
Posted 5/13/08


Fuuufuuuffuuuu.....
27158 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / M / 大迷宮
Offline
Posted 5/13/08

g31025 wrote:



Fuuufuuuffuuuu.....



Kayyy.. This is stupid.

Who in the right mind would want to insert something like this into his penis?
27371 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / well my minds all...
Offline
Posted 5/13/08
companies hav to put warnings on everthing nowadays to cover their ass like:

a packet of peanuts-
may contain nuts

On a bottle of milk-
may contain milk

Sum woman tried to dry her cat in the microwave when they first came out and sued, so I duno if the companies still put it but-
do not put pets in microwave

Some guy also thought that cruise control/automatic transition (cant remember which) ment he could get in the back and it would drive itself lmao
People like hem are the reason for the stupid signs lmao
8769 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
27 / F / Michigan
Offline
Posted 5/14/08

SeoulIncheon wrote:


khryzalids wrote:
On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(Then what? Tested on humans???)


I don't see a problem with this. There are alot of people protesting animal testing.


I agree with you on the animal testing thing, however, i think what they're trying to get at is...it's insect spray used to kill or keep away insects....how do you know if it works if it hasn't been tested on the insects (which are animals)?
27900 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
22 / F / Doha, Qatar :)
Offline
Posted 5/14/08
hahaha. i hate these kinda instructions too. kinda not worth of listening to it. haha.
16324 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
27 / M / Bangalore,India
Offline
Posted 5/14/08

khryzalids wrote:

Stupid Instructions

On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
(Mirror -vs- Glass: people don't know the difference???)

On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
(brain damage?)

On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(Then what? Tested on humans???)


In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.
(The company knows what kind of people they are dealing with)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Isn't it obvious!?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Very helpful...for murderers!)


this isnt stupid at all but the others are

Sign on laundrette in Mumbai: Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come to us?
2391 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / M / nagoya japan
Offline
Posted 5/14/08
there are plenty here









9980 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
116 / M / Earth
Offline
Posted 5/14/08

lilaznmidgetdude wrote:


khryzalids wrote:

On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
(brain damage?)

On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(Then what? Tested on humans???)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Isn't it obvious!?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Very helpful...for murderers!)


Those are the ones that aren't necessarily stupid. The first one is probably saying that you'll damage your scalp as in like make it really dry (possibly).

The second is saying that they don't test it on animals because some animals develop nasty rashes or infections and there are lots of people protesting that.

The third was probably some guy that sued them for something stupid as burning themselves, so now they put the warning to keep it from happening again. It happened to McDonalds, some Rtard sued McDonalds for burning themselves with their coffee.

And the last is just bad translation.


its those instructions arent stupid then what should we call it?.. This product is not tested on animals (how do we know it is effective they have to test it somehow, unleast they try that on humans, or im wrong?) btw the third one... ISNT THAT LOGIC that it will be HOT AFTER HEATING? (maybe a child at very young age wouldnt know that but come on.. that its a stupid instruction...)

19863 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
69 / M / Limbo
Offline
Posted 5/14/08
Hahaha this is great.
1422 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
22 / M / the internet
Offline
Posted 5/14/08

khryzalids wrote:


lilaznmidgetdude wrote:


khryzalids wrote:

On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
(brain damage?)

On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(Then what? Tested on humans???)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Isn't it obvious!?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Very helpful...for murderers!)


Those are the ones that aren't necessarily stupid. The first one is probably saying that you'll damage your scalp as in like make it really dry (possibly).

The second is saying that they don't test it on animals because some animals develop nasty rashes or infections and there are lots of people protesting that.

The third was probably some guy that sued them for something stupid as burning themselves, so now they put the warning to keep it from happening again. It happened to McDonalds, some Rtard sued McDonalds for burning themselves with their coffee.

And the last is just bad translation.


its those instructions arent stupid then what should we call it?.. This product is not tested on animals (how do we know it is effective they have to test it somehow, unleast they try that on humans, or im wrong?) btw the third one... ISNT THAT LOGIC that it will be HOT AFTER HEATING? (maybe a child at very young age wouldnt know that but come on.. that its a stupid instruction...)



The heating one is stupid, but necessary. There are people that are that stupid and they burn themselves. And since they weren't warned, they can sue and actually win. So it's just a precautionary thing.

And the animal one probably means that yea, they tested on humans. But you don't seem to understand that there are a lot of people that get very angry at people who test products on animals because some can actually die or get some kind of bad reaction.

Posted 5/14/08

g31025 wrote:



Fuuufuuuffuuuu.....


10508 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / M / I go where Ryu go...
Offline
Posted 5/14/08

lilaznmidgetdude wrote:


heyya15965 wrote:


SeoulIncheon wrote:


khryzalids wrote:
On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(Then what? Tested on humans???)


I don't see a problem with this. There are alot of people protesting animal testing.


I agree with you on the animal testing thing, however, i think what they're trying to get at is...it's insect spray used to kill or keep away insects....how do you know if it works if it hasn't been tested on the insects (which are animals)?


Not every living thing is considered an animal O.o. Insects aren't animals. Besides you can probably catch some insects, spray the spray on some inanimate object, and see if they insects die. O.o


Animal

1. living organism with independent movement: a living organism that is distinguished from plants by independent movement and responsive sense organs


and what you've suggested is still animal testing...
10694 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / M / USA
Offline
Posted 5/14/08


lol that's hilarious

and btw insects are classified under the phylum arthropoda which is under the kingdom of animalia which makes them animals.
First  Prev  1  2  3  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.