"I consume the living and the dead" -- Anub'arak : Nerubian Assassin

"Darkness called... But I was in the phone... I missed him... I tried to call 69 darkness star but he ignored me... Darkness must have been screaming his calls..." -- Magina : Anti-Mage

"Do not run, we are your friends!" -- Squee and Spleen : Goblin Techies

" I might cannot be match " - Anub'arak
" Run in terror " - Pudge
" Stop running !!" - Raigor (funny quotes)

You failed to abuse me. by either Axe or Pit Lord

"Evil Draws Close... "

- Terrorblade

Geeeeee-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa~

-Huskar

Krobelus' "I must obey" although I am hearing it as "I masturbate", that's why, it makes it funny.. >u<

"WICKED SICK!" - Overly cinematic player-awesomeness announcer.

Who says "The honor is killing...."?
I dont know the answer, who can help me???

WRONG, always deny no matter what. Always last hit creeps no matter what. And every close gank opportunity should be taken.

"I'm a hero and a GAY" - Yurnero, the Juggernaut

"we can get a long just fine"
"im cool"
-troll
“touch me not i am chased!”
- admiral proudmore!
“2 in a blade action!”
“what task is there ?”
- juggernaut
“I came from the darkness of the pit”
“I think I got someone stuck in my teeth”
“do you know what burns my ass, the flames of my desire”
-pitlord and axe
“don’t touch me…meeeeeeoch!”
“the night elves shall suffer”
-rikimaru
“Justice shines upon the guilty and innocent alike!”
-mortred
“for the lich kings name”
“my talents are yours”
-lich
“I have waited for 1 thousand years”
“darkness shall be mine in the end”
“you’ll regret approaching me”
“evil draws close”
“you dare speak to me”
-soul keeper

ONWARD!!!! *roar*
-mirana

"ashes to ashes"
"you shall be cleansed by fire"
"fire away"

-bloodseeker

"tremble before me"
axe

"you failed to amuse me"
-axe
"mother earth guide me"
"spirits surround me"
"i dreamed of this"
- spirit breaker
"one shot, one kill"
-wind runner
"i hate what I've become"
-traxex