God and the Painter
Posted 5/14/08
a painter set up his easel, mixed his paints, and painted a night nature scene. he put in stars. then he put in beams of light from the stars that were millions of light years away, so that the beams of light were projecting here and there in the black sky.

he went below ground level in the painting and used his brush and pigments to put in dinosaur bones, strata of layers of earth supposedly millions of years old, cave man drawings in a cave, and a little girl sitting on a rock and looking at her mp3 player.

the artist got an award for the painting at an exhibition. so scientific, acclaimed the masses! brilliant! intellectual genius!

i came along and told a story at a forum about how in 4004 B.C., God put the stars in the sky, and star beams everywhere. He put dinosaur bones in the ground, and strata of layers of earth indicating an age of millions of years old, and cave man drawings in a cave, and one day, a little girl sat on a rock looking at her mp3 player.

i got an award for exhibiting stupidity. unscientific, accused the masses! imbecile! intellectual nitwit!

hahahah! :P
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Posted 5/14/08 , edited 5/14/08
Wait... YOU did this?? Dunno why I said this though..

Kinda weird, but artists and it's originality REALLY matters, huh...
Oh well,. Arts an art.
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Posted 5/14/08
., WOW!
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! ! !
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Posted 5/14/08
LOLZ XD In the scientific world, you'll look stupid. In the religious world you'll be named a preacher or helper of God.

Let the scientific community believe their theories and formulas and let the religious community believe their God. There's a place and time for everything -_-
Posted 5/1/09
Lol, being a artist is sure fun ;DD
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