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Posted 5/15/08 , edited 5/15/08
I checked, and I am almost positive this isnt a duplicate. But yada yada yada if it is yada yada yada please lock this thread.

Ok so I was in a forum and I overheard man law. I suddenly remembered what man law was, and I thought... "How many CR users know man law?" lol well I did some research *cough http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Laws cough*

Also if you think you have any instances where man law takes place. Please post it here.

So directly from the Members of the Square Table:

Problem Posed--Man Law Solution

P:Your best friend is dumped by his girlfriend. How long before you can ask her out?
S: It was suggested to be various short amounts of time, but the idea of dating a friend's ex was thought to be wholly unacceptable by Mr. Reynolds. However, when asked "What if she's drop-dead gorgeous?", Mr. Reynolds changed his answer to "Six months" and the motion was summarily accepted.


P:If you bring beer to a party and not all of it is consumed, can you take the remainder with you as you leave the party?
S:Tuck Rule: As many beers that fit in one pocket, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.


P:If a friend gets you a beer from the bar, is it acceptable for the friend to stick his finger in the opening to bring back several beers to the table at once?
S:No. "You poke it, you own it."


P:When toasting with beer, should you clink with the top or the bottom of the bottle?
S:The Bottom, because clinking the top would swap saliva and thus qualify as kissing.

P:Is the high five officially played out?
S:Yes, but a continuance has been issued until a replacement can be found.

P:Does someone have to root for a team when watching football?
S:Yes. You must always choose to root for a team.

P:Is it permissible to hide your beer in the fridge so that others can't find it?
S:No, "sharing is caring." Unless it's the last one

P:Wireless phone headsets: pretty cool or technology gone bad?
S:Technology gone bad: Anything that makes you look like a crazy person - not cool.

P:Can you put a lime or any other fruit in your beer?
S:No, fruit is completely off limits in beer. If one was to put fruit in a beer, they might as well put a little umbrella in it and call it a "beera colada". Man Law: "Don't Fruit the Beer."

P:Is it permissible, in the pursuit of humor, to tap the top of another man's beer bottle with the bottom of your beer bottle, causing the other man's beer bottle to fizz over?
S:No, as there are plenty of other things that make us laugh without wasting a drop of beer, like Japanese game shows, Undercover Brother on DVD, and Jimmy Johnson's hair. Man Law: "No wasting beer in the pursuit of humor."

P:Have football fans become too reliant on the "D-Fence" sign?
S:Yes, however, a continuance has been issued on the "D-Fence" sign, while giving a try-out to the "Off-Fence" sign this season.

P:Is it acceptable for a man to leave his fellow men in order to leave with his woman?
S:No, however, this ruling can be overturned if she is deemed attractive enough by said fellow men.(Beforehand, the Men were discussing if it is acceptable for a man to drive a hybrid car. A Man Law was never adopted for this.)

P:Is it permissible for opponents of a bet to distract one another during the betting event?
S:No. Unless a distraction clause enabling the opponents to distract is placed before said event occurs.

P:Is it acceptable to leave a game before it ends to beat traffic?
S:No. In a rare double man law it was also deemed unacceptable for a man to bake on game day.

P:Is it acceptable for a man to use a fake log when real wood is available?
S: No. Real wood must always be used.

P:Is it acceptable for a wife or girlfriend to store items other than beer in the garage fridge?
S:No. The line is the line - It is the only sovereign territory left.

P:Is crushing beer cans on your forehead still cool?
S:No. Cans are not as thick as they once were. Crushing one back then was saying something, but now, it's lame.

P:21 rule
S:No matter what, the 21 rule is always in effect. No matter what, no if ands or buts.

P:Can a man wash his hair in the sink?
S:No. Under no circumstance shall a man wash his hair in a sink. Hair washing will only take place in the shower, OR, the barber.

P:Can a man end a game of pain, by not abiding by the rules?
S:No. All rules shall be followed or the result will be double the penalty of the game for the man who broke them.

P:Is telling stories of getting kicked in the balls reasonable male conversation?
S:No. Hearing a story of that nature brings back painful memories because every man has his own story.

P:If while eating hot peppers, is it acceptable for a person to stay at the table and not eat while forcing others to eat the peppers?
S:No, if said person is at the table and is trying to make others eat hot peppers while being too chicken to try one themselves they should be made to eat twice the amount eaten or be shunned from the table and made to sit outside, no matter the weather conditions.

I also found this:

Posted 5/15/08
i thought men were to simple to have a law
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Posted 5/15/08 , edited 5/15/08
Bullshit! The answer to number one is "immediately"
Posted 5/15/08

Hana_Yori_Dango278 wrote:


helena91 wrote:

i thought men were to simple to have a law


agreed.


if they did theyd end up confuseing themselves
o hold on they did there constantly confused bout us women
Posted 5/15/08

Hana_Yori_Dango278 wrote:


helena91 wrote:


Hana_Yori_Dango278 wrote:


helena91 wrote:

i thought men were to simple to have a law


agreed.


if they did theyd end up confuseing themselves
o hold on they did there constantly confused bout us women


Haha nice choice of words~ agreed, once again


thanks us girls stick by our women law

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Posted 5/15/08
interesante..
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helena91 wrote:

i thought men were to simple to have a law
I find that offensive. We created the wheel and found electricty.

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Wtf?

I follow my own laws.

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Posted 5/15/08 , edited 5/15/08

DJ711 wrote:


helena91 wrote:

i thought men were to simple to have a law
I find that offensive. We created the wheel and found electricty.



yeah but without women would you have done it ???

no offence but most men suck when it comes to dealin with women thats why i dont think theres a man law
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Posted 5/15/08

helena91 wrote:


DJ711 wrote:


helena91 wrote:

i thought men were to simple to have a law
I find that offensive. We created the wheel and found electricty.



yeah but without women would you have done it ???

no offence but most men suck when it comes to dealin with women thats why i dont think theres a man laugh
That's not true. Yeah we probably could oh wait....we did! Men and Women are equal. If women ruled the world, torture would not be banned. Women are crueler and more vicious than men. If some women didn't change their mind every five seconds than we wouldn't have trouble
Posted 5/15/08 , edited 5/15/08

DJ711 wrote:


helena91 wrote:


DJ711 wrote:


helena91 wrote:

i thought men were to simple to have a law
I find that offensive. We created the wheel and found electricty.



yeah but without women would you have done it ???

no offence but most men suck when it comes to dealin with women thats why i dont think theres a man law
That's not true. Yeah we probably could oh wait....we did! Men and Women are equal. If women ruled the world, torture would not be banned. Women are crueler and more vicious than men. If some women didn't change their mind every five seconds than we wouldn't have trouble


i highlight the word SOME
not all of us do that and MOST men are utter and complete idiots when it comes to women and day to day things

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Posted 5/15/08
Well that was a really fun read. Not sure why any of it matters but whatever.
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wow........ very intresting
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I don't get it
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Posted 5/15/08
some oddly make sense...
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