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Yes, Everyone has them. I just go with my classmates, laughing. Or who knows, the grade might drop. LOL
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25 / M / Calibaby.........
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my teacher's joke is so lame its actually funny
Posted 5/15/08
homeschool ftw :P

eh... I guess that means my teacher is really lame and not that funny XD
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Posted 5/15/08
LMFAO Once my friend was told to stand and do her work and she asked our sub why and he said "BECAUSE THE SKY IS YELLOW! NOW STAND UP!" IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
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I have this one ancient physics teacher, my classmates and I called her the 'Dawn of the Dead' or 'The Mummy Returns,' seriously she's all skeletal... Well she's lame. I'm always forced to at least conform with her Physics jokes since she goes ballistic if we didn't get it or laugh. I still remember her "joke","So one neutron met up with U, they went to a chemical laboratory club that was named U-234, the neutron and U had a bomb inside U-234."*crickets*

I got her joke. Since U-234 combined with one more Uranium particle becomes U-235 which could be used to make an atomic bomb. But I didn't find it funny. Not at all. It was so lame, she's so lame.(T.T")
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oh man.. she was scary as hell.. she used to punish everyone for small things.. everybody always had this funny face whenever she told jokes.. like theyre forced to do it...
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Posted 5/15/08
there was a teacher in my old high school who told really dry jokes. no one would laugh and he would become enraged. So everyone just learned to laugh.
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Posted 5/15/08
My English 102 teacher tells jokes, but then nobody laughs at them--we all just laugh at him.
He's a weird, but cool teacher.
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27 / M / THE OCEAN I SWEAR
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Posted 5/15/08
Most of my friends treat te teachers like trash and that funy enogh 4 me
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26 / F / Colorado
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Hana_Yori_Dango278 wrote:


geeene_16 wrote:

I have this one ancient physics teacher, my classmates and I called her the 'Dawn of the Dead' or 'The Mummy Returns,' seriously she's all skeletal... Well she's lame. I'm always forced to at least conform with her Physics jokes since she goes ballistic if we didn't get it or laugh. I still remember her "joke","So one neutron met up with U, they went to a chemical laboratory club that was named U-234, the neutron and U had a bomb inside U-234."*crickets*

I got her joke. Since U-234 combined with one more Uranium particle becomes U-235 which could be used to make an atomic bomb. But I didn't find it funny. Not at all. It was so lame, she's so lame.(T.T")




Ha ha ha. Exactly the same face my classmates and I had. (>.<")
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my homeroom teacher picks on the kids and make us laugh but she sometime tells funny jokes the other times she tells jokes and no one laughs and stares at her. It's kinda funny if u c wut kinda faces she make when her jokes r funny
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28 / F / U.A.E
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Posted 5/15/08

x112112x wrote:

lol
i had a sub that thought we were too quiet and he started to tell us jokes, like
what did the ocean say to the beach?
nothing he just waved......

thats a lame joke...i wonder if anyone laughed at it
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25 / F / DAYG0
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Posted 5/15/08
the substitute for my english teacher.
she's so lame and boring.
nobody wouldn't even bother laughing with her,
when she thinks that her jokes are funny, though it's not
instead my classmates would laugh at her...
[especially the guys]
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Hana_Yori_Dango278 wrote:

Does your teacher ever tell you those lame teacher jokes? Mine does, and we all have to laugh like its the funniest thing in the world. Sad isnt it. Soo I was wondering if Im the only one with a teacher who tells the lamest jokes...Does yours? If yes, then what are they?


yes i have a joke though

3 ppl have their degrees in their respected fields

- tech major says"how does this wrk"
- buznss major says" how do we inc revenue"
-english major says"would you like fries with that"
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