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Posted 5/15/08
ya same teachers here when Im in Philippine...

I got one teacher you is really nerd without glasses..
to tell you he keeps on telling jokes that are not funny.. only Him was laughing weird isnt it??

ow ow we all laugh when he mispronounce words like thirty three as tirti tree
three jade as rigid... thats sounds funny to me...
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Posted 5/16/08

xbloodyvalentinex wrote:


x112112x wrote:

lol
i had a sub that thought we were too quiet and he started to tell us jokes, like
what did the ocean say to the beach?
nothing he just waved......

thats a lame joke...i wonder if anyone laughed at it


lol
ppl did but ppl was more like laughing at him rather than the joke,,,,lol
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Posted 5/16/08
My History teacher is so halarious. When a kid would try to diss him, he would diss them right back, and it's so halarious.

And it's the same for my Tech teacher, who does the same thing, so I'm happy.
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Posted 5/30/08
I think ..... my teacher is a joke himself.... haha
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Posted 5/30/08

Hyperchick wrote:

My History teacher is so halarious. When a kid would try to diss him, he would diss them right back, and it's so halarious.

And it's the same for my Tech teacher, who does the same thing, so I'm happy. :D


same i got the same kind of teacher as you....
haha .... he like to disturb people.... to make his lesson ,ore fun.... haha its kinda cool

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30 / M / Singapore
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Posted 5/30/08
you cant really blame them for trying to make the lesson interesting, i mean, if you think about it, a teacher has to teach lets say about 5 different classes a day for an 1hour each time? and if you went into each class and found every student staring at you like "what the fu....." wont you try to make it more interesting?
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Posted 5/30/08
our rowing coach makes jokes all the time, that you just have to laugh at. like he goes to my mate "here iv got something for ya: take one of these [sticks his middle finger up] and two of these [sticks his two fingers up]" anyway yea teachers sometimes do try to make jokes, but we just laugh at them...

though our chaplin made a joke in assembly:

quasimodo was in the bell tower one day when a man came up and asked to be his assistant. after much begging from the man, quasimodo agreed. so the next day, quasimodo let the man ring the bell. the man ran up to the bell and smacked his face off the side of the bell. it swung away, but as it swung back it knocked into him and the man plummeted to his death. a large crowd had gathered by the time quasimodo had gone down to the body. as he pushed his way forward, they asked him if he knew the man. quasimodo replied, "No, but his face rings a bell"

yea so then he went on talking about something completely different. but most of s laughed anyway, coz the teachers are usually so sound at our school that we can laugh at them and they dont care...
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Posted 5/30/08
Some teacher jokes are not meant to be told !!
But some l simply love it!
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Posted 5/30/08
my physics teacher is a insane person.
She laughs ALOT, she is like : "when light pass through a medium..HAHAHA..a medium..it will refract..HAHA..You know what is refract..it like bending..HAHAHA..bending..HAHAHA"
we are like "god, she is laughing again"
trust me, even she is angry, she always HAHAHA..
Posted 5/30/08

schwoyxer wrote:

my physics teacher is a insane person.
She laughs ALOT, she is like : "when light pass through a medium..HAHAHA..a medium..it will refract..HAHA..You know what is refract..it like bending..HAHAHA..bending..HAHAHA"
we are like "god, she is laughing again"
trust me, even she is angry, she always HAHAHA..


ur prof is a retard....

i have a prof in one of my math subject..... he always tell us a joke then he will laugh and smile...
we only laugh because of his smile...a very weird smile..ughh can't describe it haha...dang we still have the picture of that hahha......
Posted 5/30/08
Yes. The whole class gets quiet when he says a simple joke. Why? Because they are corny and lame.
Posted 5/30/08
I have had many of those teachers.
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Posted 5/30/08
Well, some teachers really do have horrible jokes but we make FAKE laughs and they understand that xDDD but sometimes they actually make good jokes ._. Lol, some of my teachers are funny xD
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Posted 5/30/08 , edited 5/30/08

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schwoyxer wrote:

my physics teacher is a insane person.
She laughs ALOT, she is like : "when light pass through a medium..HAHAHA..a medium..it will refract..HAHA..You know what is refract..it like bending..HAHAHA..bending..HAHAHA"
we are like "god, she is laughing again"
trust me, even she is angry, she always HAHAHA..


ur prof is a retard....

i have a prof in one of my math subject..... he always tell us a joke then he will laugh and smile...
we only laugh because of his smile...a very weird smile..ughh can't describe it haha...dang we still have the picture of that hahha......


retard?? yours pretty retard too. considering is like the same as others
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Posted 5/30/08
Some teachers at my school actually make good jokes that are worth laughing at.
However there are some teachers who's jokes are just so stupid that we end up laughing.
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Posted 5/30/08
lolll i love my teacherss
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