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Posted 5/30/08

schwoyxer wrote:

retard?? yours pretty retard too. considering is like the same as others


LOL... his a retard.. i admit...but he is a one genius retard hahah
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Posted 5/30/08
teachers cracing funny jokes are a rarity.
we usually make obviously fake "HAHAHAHAHA!" for 15 minutes or so,till they understand they're not funny.
or we'll stare at each other and ask ech other "is it over?" , "should we start laughing?", "are we meant to laugh or cry?"
but we did have a teacher who cracked pervy jokes and said stuff like "Motherfucker,sisterfucker" at every1
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Posted 5/31/08
my math teacher would be all like "so i have 500 boyfriends and u have 350, how many more do i have than u do??"
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Posted 5/31/08 , edited 5/31/08
i do have a teacher.i feel bad.
Posted 5/31/08
Oh, yes. Back in third year high school, we had a couple of teachers who are really funny.
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Posted 6/3/08
my teachers are torturous being but we're close to them.
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Posted 6/3/08
Our history teacher when I was in high school drew a triangle on the black board. He then ducked and covered his ears. We were all dumbfounded because we don't know what he's supposed to mean by that. It turns out that the triangle he drew refers to the "triangle" which was a firecracker in our country. He is so lame.

Another teacher of mine from the same school taught us electronics. He said that Son Goku produces the world's supply of electricity.

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Posted 6/5/08
u wana know y teacher's jokes are really lame??
cos their old or sumthin
must be their brains
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Posted 6/5/08
right there were these three kids called

1) Zip

2) Pee

3) Dick

one day they decide to annoy the teacher, so Zip started jumping on the tables, Dick was running round the classroom knocker over chairs and Pee was just being damn right stupid.

After a few minutes the teacher go so mad and pissed that she said right

Zip Down
Dick Out
Pee In the corner.

i know a very very shit joke indeed lol
Posted 6/5/08

Chance16 wrote:

right there were these three kids called

1) Zip

2) Pee

3) Dick

one day they decide to annoy the teacher, so Zip started jumping on the tables, Dick was running round the classroom knocker over chairs and Pee was just being damn right stupid.

After a few minutes the teacher go so mad and pissed that she said right

Zip Down
Dick Out
Pee In the corner.

i know a very very shit joke indeed lol


Lame but i actually laughed o.O
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Posted 6/5/08
Ahaha.. My Geometry Teacher esh Lame when he's tellin Jokes no one laugh ahahaha!!!
xDDDD I accidentally said "Lame" and my seatmates laugh LOL!!! and yayaa I wont continue xD
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Posted 6/5/08
My classmates are~

But our teacher/s make them or us funny.. =D
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Posted 6/14/08
When I was in 2nd yr HS our substitute teacher is very cool, when we're having quizzes he said " Ok, I'm giving you 5 mins. to cheat "...

" take your quiz by pair " an we're not contented w/ it and we took the quiz w/ the whole class.
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Posted 6/23/08
LOL! yeah! I can still remember when I was in Junior... The Teacher CRACK her own joke and she just laugh... to make her not feel embarrassed we just laugh then I can hear other murmuring that she's not funny at all....

But there were times that my classmate will show her that her Jokes are Lame..... So I kinda feel sorry for her....

But I really have a Teacher that would tell a Joke that all of us Laugh!
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Posted 6/23/08

jbtongol wrote:

When I was in 2nd yr HS our substitute teacher is very cool, when we're having quizzes he said " Ok, I'm giving you 5 mins. to cheat "...

" take your quiz by pair " an we're not contented w/ it and we took the quiz w/ the whole class.


well that happens to me too! our teacher saw that we're having time to answer our Review test.... so he said "Open your books for 5 minutes to read the answers then close it" but still we're not contented... he says "5 minutes to cheat with your seatmates...." haha! that the quiet class became so NOISY and lots of students started to shout and roam around to cheat.
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