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How Everyone on CR Can Help To Destroy America
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Hey CR I just had a fun idea. I figured out how we could cause chaos on a large scale in America with almost no effort. We could all unionize and buy the same stocks (super cheap stocks) at the same time on the same day. Millions of stocks in a handful of shitty companies get bought in a matter of minutes (if we organize enough beforehand maybe in a minute or less). Suddenly a buying frenzy ensues and people are buying up these worthless stocks and the price rises quickly. Now we slowly sell off these stocks and invest that profit into bigger companies. Once all of our stocks are in these huge companies we all sell in unison. We could flush the price of huge companies down the drain. People start to panic as one or two secure stocks die and they sell their investments to try save as much money as they can. We cause a chain reaction and send the economy and thus the country into chaos.
Edit: This is just a joke
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and why would we do that?

are you a terrorist or something? haha...
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...........You're thinking too much
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i take it that you're not a particular fan of america of course your plan would hold reprecussions for not only america- but the whole world.
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YouAreDumb wrote:

Hey CR I just had a fun idea. I figured out how we could cause chaos on a large scale in America with almost no effort. We could all unionize and buy the same stocks (super cheap stocks) at the same time on the same day. Millions of stocks in a handful of shitty companies get bought in a matter of minutes (if we organize enough beforehand maybe in a minute or less). Suddenly a buying frenzy ensues and people are buying up these worthless stocks and the price rises quickly. Now we slowly sell off these stocks and invest that profit into bigger companies. Once all of our stocks are in these huge companies we all sell in unison. We could flush the price of huge companies down the drain. People start to panic as one or two secure stocks die and they sell their investments to try save as much money as they can. We cause a chain reaction and send the economy and thus the country into chaos.
EDIT: We won't really do this guys


Actually the american government wouldnt allow that to happen. If they see a big drop they will just shut it down for the time being until they can figure out a way to stabilize it.
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Macedonian wrote:

i take it that you're not a particular fan of america of course your plan would hold reprecussions for not only america- but the whole world.


Hahahah yeah that makes it worse. Can you imagine what will happen if the US economy crashes, and we can't pay off our national debt?
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are you nuts....have a life dude
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sypris wrote:


YouAreDumb wrote:

Hey CR I just had a fun idea. I figured out how we could cause chaos on a large scale in America with almost no effort. We could all unionize and buy the same stocks (super cheap stocks) at the same time on the same day. Millions of stocks in a handful of shitty companies get bought in a matter of minutes (if we organize enough beforehand maybe in a minute or less). Suddenly a buying frenzy ensues and people are buying up these worthless stocks and the price rises quickly. Now we slowly sell off these stocks and invest that profit into bigger companies. Once all of our stocks are in these huge companies we all sell in unison. We could flush the price of huge companies down the drain. People start to panic as one or two secure stocks die and they sell their investments to try save as much money as they can. We cause a chain reaction and send the economy and thus the country into chaos.
EDIT: We won't really do this guys


Actually the american government wouldnt allow that to happen. If they see a big drop they will just shut it down for the time being until they can figure out a way to stabilize it.


Thats the beauty of this plan. There is no way they could stop this legally during the time it would take to do it. More to the point NO ONE shuts down the stock exchange.
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YouAreDumb wrote:


sypris wrote:


YouAreDumb wrote:

Hey CR I just had a fun idea. I figured out how we could cause chaos on a large scale in America with almost no effort. We could all unionize and buy the same stocks (super cheap stocks) at the same time on the same day. Millions of stocks in a handful of shitty companies get bought in a matter of minutes (if we organize enough beforehand maybe in a minute or less). Suddenly a buying frenzy ensues and people are buying up these worthless stocks and the price rises quickly. Now we slowly sell off these stocks and invest that profit into bigger companies. Once all of our stocks are in these huge companies we all sell in unison. We could flush the price of huge companies down the drain. People start to panic as one or two secure stocks die and they sell their investments to try save as much money as they can. We cause a chain reaction and send the economy and thus the country into chaos.
EDIT: We won't really do this guys


Actually the american government wouldnt allow that to happen. If they see a big drop they will just shut it down for the time being until they can figure out a way to stabilize it.


Thats the beauty of this plan. There is no way they could stop this legally during the time it would take to do it. More to the point NO ONE shuts down the stock exchange.


One. For such a plan to work you would need more than a fourth of the market to join in with this plan. cr is not even close to reaches such numbers. Two. The market can be shut down. Blame Roosevelt for the government having more power.
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i love the irony of your name and your post. FAIL.
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wtf?
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sypris wrote:


YouAreDumb wrote:


sypris wrote:


YouAreDumb wrote:

Hey CR I just had a fun idea. I figured out how we could cause chaos on a large scale in America with almost no effort. We could all unionize and buy the same stocks (super cheap stocks) at the same time on the same day. Millions of stocks in a handful of shitty companies get bought in a matter of minutes (if we organize enough beforehand maybe in a minute or less). Suddenly a buying frenzy ensues and people are buying up these worthless stocks and the price rises quickly. Now we slowly sell off these stocks and invest that profit into bigger companies. Once all of our stocks are in these huge companies we all sell in unison. We could flush the price of huge companies down the drain. People start to panic as one or two secure stocks die and they sell their investments to try save as much money as they can. We cause a chain reaction and send the economy and thus the country into chaos.
EDIT: We won't really do this guys


Actually the american government wouldnt allow that to happen. If they see a big drop they will just shut it down for the time being until they can figure out a way to stabilize it.


Thats the beauty of this plan. There is no way they could stop this legally during the time it would take to do it. More to the point NO ONE shuts down the stock exchange.


One. For such a plan to work you would need more than a fourth of the market to join in with this plan. cr is not even close to reaches such numbers. Two. The market can be shut down. Blame Roosevelt for the government having more power.


Yeah but that was back when the government was not owned by Wall Street. They don
t have the balls. We can totally get that many people. Like we recruit here on CR, and find a bunch of losers who think it will be like Fight Club. Project Mayhem FTW.
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