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How to dump someone or be dumped
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I usually just continually fart whenever she's in my presence. Sooner or later the stink will drive her away
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^^Hey I like that one, I wonder how her face must have looked like when she came back to the table and you were no there.


azrael910 wrote:

"Personally, I think handcuffs are boring. You NEED a gimp mask to spice things up."
"You're not cluastrophobic are you? The trunk in my basement is really small."
"Crap, I forgot to pick up my herpes medication."
"You know they always tell you to register as a sex offender, but they never tell you where to register."
"I hope my NAMBLA newsletter cam today."
"Sorry I can't go there with you. I'm not allowed within 500 feet of school grounds."
"I like anime."

This is fun, I'll think of alot more later.
EDIT: You guys are taking this topic waaaaay too seriously.


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rawrrusuck wrote:

if your a guy tell the girl you like anime.


if your a girl ignore the guy for like a week.


haha well..i tried the anime thing...it didnt work...so then i actually had to break up with her face to face...it was awkward and painfull...and there were tears...-_-...i wish she broke up with me instead >.<

relationships, who needs them!

peace out
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eamo wrote:


rawrrusuck wrote:

if your a guy tell the girl you like anime.


if your a girl ignore the guy for like a week.


haha well..i tried the anime thing...it didnt work...so then i actually had to break up with her face to face...it was awkward and painfull...and there were tears...-_-...i wish she broke up with me instead >.<

relationships, who needs them!

peace out
EaMo!


like i said...we all wish the other person broke up with you instead u breaking up with the person then be guilty afterwards....

hmmm...i guess one good way is to act the opposite of what that person liked in you in the first place.
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In person is always better I think just be prepared for when she slaps you in the face really really hard
Posted 2/3/07
Hey, you know what is great? When they talk to all their friends first about how they're gonna send you packing, that way one of them is bound to let it slip. Like, I've heard, over the phone:

"Wait. Are you sure you're still going out with her?"
Me: "Huh?"
"Oh crap. Let me call you back."

Getting someone else to do it makes it so awkward the person can't be mad. But seriously, man up and keep it honest. If there is something seriously wrong, they either already know it or really need to know, for the sake of learning. Don't screw around with people, because if you screw that up and get caught knavishly schemeing, you're gonna feel a hundred times worse. And if you did get them to pull the trigger, how great would that make you feel to have hurt them more than you had to?
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gopherthegold wrote:

Hey, you know what is great? When they talk to all their friends first about how they're gonna send you packing, that way one of them is bound to let it slip. Like, I've heard, over the phone:

"Wait. Are you sure you're still going out with her?"
Me: "Huh?"
"Oh crap. Let me call you back."

Getting someone else to do it makes it so awkward the person can't be mad. But seriously, man up and keep it honest. If there is something seriously wrong, they either already know it or really need to know, for the sake of learning. Don't screw around with people, because if you screw that up and get caught knavishly schemeing, you're gonna feel a hundred times worse. And if you did get them to pull the trigger, how great would that make you feel to have hurt them more than you had to?


Well it depends on the person you want to break off with.
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It is really hard to get the person to dump you. At least in my experience it is. I tried for a long time to do it and in the end just ended it.
Posted 2/3/07
If she is too much of a megabeast, you shouldn't have dated her in the first place. That's why you know them a little bit before the two of you get all tender-like. Dating means you care, or at least it should. If she is gonna go three mile island when you let go of her heart, have no regrets and take it.

Honesty comes before affection, security, and tenderness; before yourself and even before her "happiness". It is better to have something hurt than have it be a lie. Life goes on, nothing that breaks under the pressure of truth is something that can't ever be fixed. Lies in love fester something wicked. Even if you've lost anything close to love with her, if you do her wrong, that's another suitcase she'll bring to the next guy who orbits her heart. Even if she is "no good", that doesn't mean she can never be good.
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hahaha 'megabeast'
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I am EXTREMELY dissapointed everyone is taking this too seriously. There are so many delightfully creative ways to convince someone to break up with you and you all are to busy asking "why" and not "how."
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Pick your nose in public. That's a major turn off.
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reikiaddict wrote:

Pick your nose in public. That's a major turn off.


Pick your nose in front her (in public), and then show her the booger asking, "does this look infected to you? I think it is. Hang on, I'll check the other nostril."
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Be all over a pretty girl in front of her. Snog her, hug her, paw her, pay her compliments (the ones you never paid to your gf) loudly enough for your gf to hear, and everything you can do to make the girlfriend feel so crap that she'll dump you on spot.

It's the shttest way you can do to anyone as it can affect or destroy their confidence, so I don't condone or support this method, but it is one way of getting dumped.

It's best to be honest to her and end it yourself. At least this way, you can sleep with your conscience clear and guilt-free.
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Posted 2/4/07
break off clean... no one has to loose in this... just talk it over.
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