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How to dump someone or be dumped
Posted 2/4/07 , edited 2/4/07
You should totally watch the movie "How to lose a guy in ten days"
Even if you're a guy, you can get inspiration out of that movie
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Posted 2/4/07 , edited 2/4/07
Well this is what i think.
First, if you break up with them, they will cry HARD. Then if she is a popular girl, she will get revenge on you. Making all the other girls hate you or shit. Making some guy take all your shit from ur locker and throw em onto the ground. It might end choatic or she wont talk to you ne more. Or you start talking it over with her after you have broken up with her to start a conversation or something.

Second, if you make them break up with you, they will pity you. As in pity i mean she will tell all her friends that she broke up with you. In a few weeks or days all ur classmates will be laughing their butts off about you getting dumped by a girl. Your reputation will go down horribly and fast. No girls will get near you again since you probably did something horrible to make ur gf dump you.

Face it either way it will end terribly. At least the first option you got a chance for you to end it clearly. Note to self that when you dumped ur girl or she dumped you, other guys will kno that she is avilable again. So dont get jealous, and dont be a fag around them, just ignore their pressence and move on wit ur life.
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Posted 2/4/07 , edited 2/4/07
But... being dumped is embarasing! Then they go all ugh YEA! i broke up the relationship! Yea she/he probably cried... *feels smug*
and of course you didnt but everyone thinks you did and they pitty you -.- so best if you break the relationship... but if its reeeally necesary... ignore that person for a looong time it works
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Posted 2/4/07 , edited 2/4/07
Who cares if its not the right thing to do...this thread is for posting how to get dumped not how pitiful it is to resort to it. In certain circumstances, being the dumpee is actually the best thing to do. Hey, the greater part of the population have made at least 1 mistake in relationships that they do not wanna end like with hard feelings. Cuz usually once the relationship is gone, all the ties sink away with it.

Oh I have a nice one. Bring the other person often to your parents and make em feel insecure and scared of commitment. XD
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Posted 2/5/07 , edited 2/5/07
watch 'how to loose a guy in 10 days' its relevant
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Posted 4/16/07 , edited 4/16/07
Redirected from the following thread.
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=3538
Posted 4/16/07 , edited 4/16/07
One of my guy friends invited his girlfriend to the cinema and then halfway through the film, excused himself to go to the toilet and never came back.
I heard the message she left on his voicemail. She was raging.
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Posted 4/16/07 , edited 4/16/07
Just do everything that she hated you to do. Like if she hates it when you ignore her, or when you are being an insensitif jerk, or anything. Sooner or later, she'll be so disappointed in you, she'll initiate the break up.
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Posted 4/16/07 , edited 4/16/07
Talk it over, you never know ur gf/bf may feel the same way. It's good if you have a mutual agreement to break up, it will cause less trouble for yourself and whoever you're going out with. Otherwise if he/she goes crazy when talking to you, use that as an excuse to break with them
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22 / F / SDF-1
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Posted 4/16/07 , edited 4/16/07
Try this

"HEY BITCH MAKE MY SANDWICH!!"
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28 / M / Irvine, CA
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Posted 4/16/07 , edited 4/16/07
just say uhh
"sorry I'm gay."
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30 / F / i inhabit a place...
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Posted 4/17/07 , edited 4/18/07
these are ways not to break up

leave a postit on somthing you know she will see saying
-im to good for you its over
-i found somone else
-your sisters cuter
-i just dont like you any more

or texting her any one of thoes replyes
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Posted 1/22/08 , edited 1/23/08
omg .. sorry about this ladies but me and my friends have a way of breaking up with a girl without feeling the least bit bad. read up on your karma sutra, find a new sex position and on the night you want to break up with her, impress and impress as much as you can. when your finally finished you tell her "my grandmother taught me that" ..

LMAO - guaranteed to make her run out of the room
Posted 1/22/08 , edited 1/23/08
Umm... just be a man and do it, just say it terms that r not harsh like " I need sometime to kno what i want and to figure things out, its not u its me" or something like that
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Posted 1/22/08 , edited 1/23/08
ignore them and always be busy..

if that doesnt work, then tell them ur moving or are gay or something.. lol
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