A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's....
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A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

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Posted 5/20/08
LoL oh my...
this is hilarious hahaha
I loved the "they played Xbox instead of getting down to business."
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Posted 5/21/08
pff atleast they had their priorities straight... halo before hookers any day :p
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Posted 5/21/08
hahah, i know its was just too funny when i first read it
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Posted 5/21/08
i mean if u pay for hookers shouldn't ya use them, i don't know though halo is probably safer then hookers they got diseases
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Cubano wrote:

i mean if u pay for hookers shouldn't ya use them, i don't know though halo is probably safer then hookers they got diseases


hahahah, i bet they have. and ofc halo isnt to bad but counter strike is the best fps game out there
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Lovely-Complex wrote:


Cubano wrote:

i mean if u pay for hookers shouldn't ya use them, i don't know though halo is probably safer then hookers they got diseases


hahahah, i bet they have. and ofc halo isnt to bad but counter strike is the best fps game out there


now are you talking PC or Console? :p
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Posted 5/22/08
I like how Ralph wants to be a politician, he must have been told hookers are the way to go on that score
Posted 5/23/08
Lol, is this story real????? Omg!!!!! Love the part where he wants to be a politician, despite having paid for hookers to play Halo on the X-Box!!!!!!!!!
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shiftd0wn wrote:


Lovely-Complex wrote:


Cubano wrote:

i mean if u pay for hookers shouldn't ya use them, i don't know though halo is probably safer then hookers they got diseases”

hahahah, i bet they have. and ofc halo isnt to bad but counter strike is the best fps game out there ”

now are you talking PC or Console? :p


im talking about the pc one. i play source not 1.6 btw


Stingerano wrote:

Lol, is this story real????? Omg!!!!! Love the part where he wants to be a politician, despite having paid for hookers to play Halo on the X-Box!!!!!!!!!


i guess so i mean i would believe this story any day
Posted 5/26/08
Lol, you get crazy storys nowadays in this world!!!!!! ^^
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Stingerano wrote:

Lol, you get crazy storys nowadays in this world!!!!!! ^^


haha so true, i'll try to find more stuff like this
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Posted 5/29/08
I wonder if the hooker got to keep the pay ...
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Posted 5/29/08
mmm i'd think that they did but i could be wrong :p
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I wish my dad or my mum would let me have their credit card for a day or two
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