**Role play (zombies!!!)
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there is 3 characters.
Dominic:tall, dark haired, violent convict
Marcus Mlandez:midget, kind hearted, complete idiot
Pron: medium, blond, vicious fighter, leader

Story line: Aliens have subjected a quarter of the US population to a powerful ray that zaps them of all conicious thought. The victims only knowledge is that we are food. Quickly, the zobies have taken over most of the US, and they are beginning to enter your hometown of Springfield, Illionois. Your job is to survive, gather as many survivors as you can and bring them to your frigate and sail of to england, were they have already fought of the zombies and have the cure.

Rules: Everybody can post as whatever of the three characters they want. Please DO NOT add your own characters, this will just get it so everybody begins to add their own andeventually there ends up being to much going on to understand the story. Please no sexual cotent, just gorey, gorey violence

HAVE FUN
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Posted 3/20/07
Dominic: oh my god theyre eating jonny
Jonny: aargh im dying
[Jonny Dies horribly]
Dominic: Johhhhnnnnnyyyy!? !@*?!ing monsters
[blasts the beasts head off with a sawdown shotgun]
[a lone figure in the distance approaches]
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Posted 3/20/07
I thought we can't make up chars...

Marcus: Eh? What's this?(Pulls out a remington)
Dominic: It's a #*@&in' gun, you @#%^&in @*#&head. ( Slaps Marcus)
Marcus: (cries) waa....
Dominic: shut up now.. or I will put 7 more holes up ur ass.
Pron: Guys, be quiet! They're coming...Hide!
The 3 heroes hide and peer out a cloudy window.
Dominic: Holy..%$@*face of balls..
As Dominic murmured that, the gang saw what seemed to be survivers running from a horde of zombies. A guy trips, and the zombies jump him. As the zombies teared the poor guy's body limb to limb, you can hear him scream like a wild man. the rest of the survivers manage to run off... What remained of that man was a leg and a pile of blood that was large, it would fill a vat.
Pron: Damn... this is bull...
Marcus: Are we gonna die?
Dominic: You are, if you don't shut up.
someone continue for me I need to sleep
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Posted 3/20/07
Marcus calls out to the remaining survivors, "Hey! Over here!"
Dominic: Aw $&#^! Are you stupid? Those things can hear you too you know!
Pron: Too late...

LOL! That guy made up a character but I guess he got away with it since he dies right away.
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25 / M / Canada
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Posted 3/20/07
the sudden sound of Marcus caused the zombies to change their directions. "...flesh..." was all those things could say.
Pron: Okay! Rip fire!(I love saying that)
Dominic: Motha-f***as!!
All 3 guys opened fire on the advancing zombies. Marcus ran off and hid in a nearby box after he shot his rifle.. ...(crap gotta go...continue!)
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Posted 3/20/07
pron: omg that girl is pretty
Marcus: be careful she might not be human
pron: I know wat I'm doing
* pron goes to girl and then girl turns her face to him *
pron: OMG ur face... It burns my eyes... monster get back monster..... stop looking at me give me mercy send me to hell, Staring at ur face is torture beyond the endless depths of hell....
Dominic: Killer her Marcus. do IT do IT now!!!!
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Posted 3/20/07
Marcus: You do it!! Your the one with a gun!
Dominic: Geeze... I really really should of not saved your ass...
Pron: Huaah yaaah!!!
Pron punches the monster straight in the face, leaving a mark on her face and a sticky substance on Pron's knuckles. Dominic finishes off the zombie with a shot from his rifle.
Dominic: Yeah! Boom Headshot! Just like CS!
Pron: Get it off!! Get it off!!
As Pron struggles to get the sticky, somewhat purple substance off his hands, more zombies swarm in. With only Dominic able to fight and Marcus hiding inside a box, what will the heroes ever do?
Marcus: I hear a voice....is that you God...?
No, it's just me, the narrator.
Marcus: Oh... o..okay...
The zombies are slowly advancing towards the trio. Dominic tries to pick off the zombies as they come closer. With Pron still busy with his hands, Marcus seems to have found new courage and picks up his gun.
Marcus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
As Marcus runs towards the zombies, and without knowing that his rifle is in safety.
Dominic: That idiot...YOUR GUN IS ON SAFETY YOU FRIGGIN' TARD!
Realizing what Dominic said, Marcus quickly turns the switch to full-auto. He pulls and holds on the trigger while what seemed to be "spraying and praying" at the zombies.
After that little scrimage, Marcus was still screaming and holding onto the gun.
"click, click, click, click"
Dominic: SHUT UP YOU HOMO....geeze..
Marcus: I'm not a homo.
Pron, now cleansed of the substance acts as he were to have a migrane.
Pron: (facial expression) dumbasses... C'mon let's get moving, those people who ran by could be still alive. Oh yeah, good job Marcus.
Dominic: " 'Oh yeah, good job Marcus', sure no other f@%&in' zombie heard you screamin'?"
The three quickly ran off onto the streets in pursuit of the survivers....(continue!)



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Posted 3/20/07
pron: * says to Marcus* sup sexy
Marcus: dude get off
Dominic: * pulls out shotgun and blows both of their brains out * YAY I like pie!!!
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Posted 3/20/07
LOL! They heard the narrator speak. That was funny.

The survivors witness Dominic's horrible act and so they back away. Dominic sees that some have children with them.
Dominic: Hehe....I guess I got carried away?
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25 / M / Canada
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Posted 3/20/07
0.o....story so messed lol, I thought the thread starter wanted to SAVE as many people as possible, not kill them off... Oh well, let's just end it.

With that, Dominic stands in the silence. Not so far, he sees a boat. He thinks to himself.
"hmm..." was all he could think of. He loaded a couple more shells into his shotgun. Zombies were advancing towards the group. Dominic turns around as if going to kill off all of the zombies. But, in a flash Dominic turns around again and blasts off a kids head. He thinks again " You know what, screw this I'm leaving." He kills off the others with a couple of shots. He bolts toward the dock with the boat. Once he reached the boat, he attempted to start it, only resulting in a sputtering engine. He checks the fuel gauge.
Dominic: Empty.... this is so bull...
Dominic turns around and sees the dock crammed with zombies.
Dominic: For crying out loud...
He reaches into his pockets for a couple more shells.
Dominic: Time to kick some ass!
As he loaded his shotgun, an unexpected visitor was on the boat. It bite into Dominics arm. With a yell and a shot, Dominic fell to his knees.
Dominic: Ain't letting you damn bastards get me!
As he said this, he shot himself in the head.

THE END.

Yay!! everyone dies...
Marcus: God...?
I thought you were dead...long ago..like 2 posts ago..
Marcus: really?...but are you God..?
No, I'm your mom! bye!
marcus: wait!... uhh...mom?
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Dominic: You are such a Lame leader pron, Leading us to a wrong path consuming our survivors and were going out of nowhere!

Marcus: because of your lack of courageous leadership, you forced us to fire in the "darkness" fearing your so-called " I Think the monsters are hiding in the dark" theory earned us a waste of 15,000 bullets. Plus Angelina Jolie was killed in the darkness only to find out she's still human!! You are a prick!

Pron: Look Alive men! no Time to babble around, lets do something about this PIT FULL OF ZOMBIES!

Marcus: Pft! yeah right! without bullets we cant toast them... even my Ultra XL Bazooka ran out of bullets! wanna see? here. *pulls out a very very Large bazooka out from is bag causing to stumble marcus pushing pron to the Pti*

Pron: AAAHHHH!!!! YOU PUSHED ME YOU IDIOT! NOW I AM BEING NEATENED ALIVE!!!

Marcus: Oh No!! What Have I Done?!

Pron: I SAID YOU JUST PUSHED ME YOU IDIOT!!!

Dominic: Well so much for Pron, How many survivors are left?

Marcus: just us, care for a McGriddles?

Dominic: Yeah sure! but we got no money besides the managers kinda uhm... "money hungry"!

Marcus: well Zombies are always hungry for another human...

Dominic: well lets go then!

------END!!!------------

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