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Posted 5/21/08
What the title says.
My personal favourite would be...

"Listen up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?"
~Gintama
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Posted 5/21/08
Katsura quote from episode 44





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Episode 56

Hijikata to Okita after Hijikata's failed imitation Rocket Punch and Okita connects with a suplex.

"Oi you... I'm seriously asking you. Let me hit you at least once. It won't hurt. Come on!"
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Posted 5/22/08
A lot!

But the most memorable one...

"Where's the mayonnaise?"

Classic!
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Posted 5/22/08
hahaha. gin-chan's "the truth about strawberry milk" was priceless. hahah.

others~

"if you have time to think of a beautiful end, then live beautifully until the end" --gin-chan

i can't think of anymore.. although there's lots.
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Posted 5/22/08
its not katsura its captain katsura
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Posted 5/22/08
Here's another good one. I just remembered it.
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2 quotes from the same episode (65 if i remember right) Kaguras classic "Western food can f*** off!!!" and the announcers "Good Lord, shes eating rice!!" when Kagura mixes rice with dumplings, both crack me up everytime
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Posted 5/23/08 , edited 5/23/08
-Toushi!?

-huh? Toushi? who's that?
I'm the warrior of love "Mayora 13!"
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- It's not Tsura, it's Katsura!
- It's not Tsura, it's Pine tree!
- It's not Katsura, It's mayuzon!
- It's not Katsura, it's Captain Katsura!
- It's not Stinking monk, it's Katsura!
- It's not K-san, it's Katsura!
- It's not Tsura, it's Tsurako!
- It's not Lupin, It's Tsura, ah wrong, it's Katsura!
- Fruit-punch samurai!
sth about 'Katsuo'

and every other thing that relates to Katsura
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Posted 5/23/08
In episode 55,

When Gin-san is a host and says: "Just do it (it, it, it)" (the echo effect kills me)

Oh, wait. Is that a Nike quote? xD
Ah well, it's so much better with Gintoki saying it.
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i think is episode 5.. (when they introduce katsura)

moment: gin-san was delivering a package to the dog-star consule, and arguieng with the guard, slaps the package out of gintoki hands and lands in the ground and it exploded.

second later: all silent

gin-san: I don't really know what just happened, but i do know what we need to do....

RUN!! (NIGERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

hahaha that craked me up
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Posted 5/23/08
lots, but one of the best is by gintama during the arc where gin lost his memory and had to work in a bomb factory for a living

"idiots in their own idiotic way have their own idiotic worries." (gintoki, ep 32) theres an extra "their" in the sub
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Posted 5/24/08
i just remember one...

episodes 11-12...

kagura: SHINNEEEEEE KAAATHERINEEEEEEE

hahahaha...

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"Whats this? art?" I can only make fried eggs "This isn't fried eggs,its an egg thats fried"...get it?from,erm.....the JUMP fiesta special..and the "Whole strawberry milk and calcium excuse" issue
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