Favourite Gintama Quote

i freaking love these<3 trust in Kagura and Otae for those LOL moments

I have so much favourite quotes!

"Zura ja nai, Katsura daa!" - Katsura
"MICHAEL JACKSON!" -Kagura
"Just do itttttttt" - Gin-chan
"Oi you... I'm seriously asking you. Let me hit you at least once. It won't hurt. Come on!" - Hijikata
"There's not enough Mayonnaise!" - Hijikata
"Uh, I'm looking for the entrance towards the Mayonnaise Kingdom." - Hijikata

Yea, it does. But it's just in a flash, it happened very fast.

OMG, this is freaking funny!

CHANGE OF HEART?!?!
Favorite quote is ALMOST still "woof", but I think it was "Herpes! Herpes me!"
Lol I love Shinpachi. :w00t:
NO! I loved when they got that client at their door and they were like "LOLWTFBBQ?! Impossible!!!"

"It's not *beep*-san, it's Katsura."

My favourite:

"You gotta eat when you can!"

OOO there's so many!! lets see

Ep 1(don't know who was narrating) - when they introduced Elizabeth: "Elizabeth, What the hell is that?"

Hijikata (ep 20): THERE'S NOT ENOUGH MAYONNAISE!!!! (that really cracked me up esp after seeing kondo having a fit)

Katsura (ep39): *with squeaky voice* Good evening, I'm Santa Claus (That was pure gold XD)

Gintoki (Ep54): Just do it! (with echo) (ep20): G-g-good e-evening (to the mosquito lady)---don't know about anyone else but i found that hilarious

Zura: Its not Zura, its a pine tree *holding plate of curry* XD

not yet an episode but its in the manga chapter 191
"Parameters in real life and in net games are directly inversed. The strongest players in games, in reality are those useless person with the most time in their hands. That's very common. When a legendary hunter appears, that's also when the legendary useless bum appears."-Hasegawa
"Speaking of which, our party is the strongest isn't it? So we're surrounded by bums...are we gonna be alright?"
-I don't know who said it. Probably Shinpachi. The game their playing is Monkey Hunter, a parody of Monster Hunter.

Its not Zura, its KATSURAP!

Kagura-health me health me , PULP FICTION PULP FICTION XD LOVE THESE QUOTES , and also the quote whn the doctor told gin tht his man berries will explode XD and NEO CYCLONE JET ARMSTRONG CANON

My favorites.

1. Gin : "Just do it!~

2. Gin : "Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

3. Hijikata : "What are you exactly up to so late at night?"
Okita : "I-I'm jogging"
Hijikata : "Stop screwing around! If you really went jogging in that attire, your head would be a fireball by now!"

4. Hijikata: "You asshole! You're only using rock! Are you playing with me!"

5. Gin: You can just stay there! Please, you can just stay there and sing the Doreamon theme song!
Kagura : Dododododo Dododododo dododo...

I have more but thats a lot.

ahh at the snow festival with the The Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon ... lol wow the really perfecctly done! and otaes looks at a human sculpture and says isnt that The Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.. shinpachis like... now that doesnt even look like it! lol so funny and other hilarious stuff.. oh when they are sneezing cuz of the pollen when hedero moved in. MICHAEL JACKSON. JANET JACKSON, MAEDA TYSON, priceless

i'm done forr.... ahhh, I'm done forr - Gin San Ep 56

Episode 20
Ah, the woman wearing the red kimono - Sougo
*BAM*
Gin-san, what are you doing? - Shinpachi
Oh, nothing. I just saw the doorway to the Mu continent - Gin
Don't tell me you're scared by the though of a ghost in the house - Sougo
What....? - Gin
Hijikata-san. This guy is.... Huh? Hijikata-san, what are you doing? - Sougo
Ah....I'm looking for the entrance to the Kingdom of Mayonnaise... >.> - Hijikata

Ahh, i love Sougo XDDD