Favourite Gintama Quote

LOL i remember this one~ i was laughing so hard i had tears in my eyes~

ROFL! I remember watching that with a "what the...?" expression on my face. His weird high-pitched voice made me laugh so hard when he said that! 'zura's awesome!

It's impossible to say your fav quote because there are SO MANY and they're all soooo funny! ^^
But I liked the one in the episode where all the girls get fat and are sent to a "weight-loss" dojo.


Sa-chan: "Let me set this straight, I'm not here to lose weight. I'm here to laugh at all of you."
*puts hand on her fat stomach* "My stomach is not like this because I am overweight. Want me to tell you?
Inside my stomach... is Gin-san's chi-"
Otae: *kickes her in the stomach*
Sa-chan: *pukes*
Otae: *starts clapping* "My, my! A slimy blob of a child has been delivered. Congratulations!
Sa-chan: *continues puking her guts out*


There are hundreds and hundreds more of them, but I can't think of any right now. XD

is it e episode abt e mosquito gal one?
i lol at e scene .... hijikata suddenly appears , saying "not enough mayonnaise", scaring his men who were sharing a ghost story...

ahhh. the Just do it and his thumb is soo funny

It's probably a tie between two of Gintoki's:

1) "The key to having a fun life is never to forget a child's heart"

2) "Leave this up to the sugar content king"

Not sure if those are word-for-word, but I love them!!

This is from when Gin had amnesia and was working in the justaway factory with that other guy who also had amnesia.

We both have amnesia! you can't just punch him in the head like that! or it'll just fly out again! Like the first models of nintendo, he's really delicate!

so epic i made it my facebook quote. ^_^;

i liked it when yamazaki said 'mada mada dane'. ryoma echizens famous phrase

Hmm.. yeah thats the one

Hmm..
Sougo says something like (to sa-chan i believe): "Your masochism is as strong as this ones sadism"


Okita: "Oi, there's egg yolk dripping between your thighs. Are you ovulating?"
*Kagura takes him by the face & throws him*


(From the arc w/ Takasugi)
"I'm not a lolicon, I'm a feminist"



Gintoki: "For a while now, I've been seeing a demon that looks like an old woman in this room"
Doctor: "Sakata, it's okay; it's not a demon. This is a hospital, of course we have ghosts!"

iiii love whatever gin-san says XD!! Like:

gin-san: I don't really know what just happened, but i do know what we need to do....

RUN!!

kagura: SHINNEEEEEE KAAATHERINEEEEEEE

Gin-san: Just do it (it, it, it)

Gin-san:
"Listen up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?"

Nice topic! Hmm there so many. I'll put up a few from the latest episodes..they probably haven't been put up here yet. Maybe not the best ones, but still funny XD

Gintoki:
"The guy who got stabbed is saying he wasn't stabbed, so leave it at that!"
"Attacks? Sorry about that. I thought those kunai were out for a walk"
"Well, she's a stalker, but she wears glasses, she has big breasts, she wears glasses, she's kind of considerate and she wears glasses" ( talking about sarutobi)
"Rooms and women are the same"
"in general, a good room has been "done" already!"
"So, what's wrong with being semi-transparent?! In this day and age, even politicians are semi-transparent! They're all involved in shady deals and graft. So there is bound to be a semi-transparent baby!"
gintoki: I'll hang it loosely upside down! I'll wear my pants hanging at the hip.
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Kagura; If you're upset, please feel free to throw those two (gin+shinpachi) in a pool of cement
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Sarutobi:"You're still at Yamcha level"
Kondo: I'm not Yamcha! I'm at least master Roshi level!"
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Katsura: This maybe a strange question.. but did a little dog, a big dog and a little leader pass by?
person at reception: I don't know... What do you mean with little leader?
Katsura: Small in stature, but big in ability. So I guess I should say Big leader?

lol i thought this one was funny

"health me! health me!" and "herpes me! herpes me!" dont remember which episode. i think it was with the roaches..lol!!!!! best ever

-It's not Zura, It's pine tree
-T-t-time machine!
-and the "yoroyuza history" ep wer the dude was like "OH SHEET! OH MAI GAD!
LMAO xD 9it's one of the mor latest eps o__o)

wat ep is that? D: