Favourite Gintama Quote

Episode 99 (When the group plays the role playing game)
Gin: Elder! That old man just smirked at me. He definitely smirked at me just now!
Hijikata: No! The elder is not that sort of person.
Gin: This is bad. The monsters are coming.
Hijikata: Do something. If you die, we'll be wiped out.
Gin: What am I supposed to do? I don't have weapons or tools or anything...Elder! Why are you in items?! Now's not the time to complain. I'm desperate.
Hijikata: Hey, wait! Don't tell me you're going to use the elder to...
Gin: Elder!!! *Swings Elder at monsters*

Gin: What great power...Thanks elder, sorry for doing some horrible things to you earlier.
Text: *There is no response, it's just a corpse*
Gin: Elder!!!!
Hanano: Oh, the elder has become a corpse
Hijikata: Hey, this is completely your doing...
Gin: No. The elder's natural life just came to an end. It just happened to come exactly at this moment.
Hijikata: You definitely did it! Turn yourself in.
Gin: Shut up! You're just a corpse too. Don't talk back.

" i have to tell kondo-san his snot is going tarzan"
- hijikata

"it's.... stuck"
-kondo

(>3<)

Muahahaha!!! I've got a few for you!!! Those are all from the 34th episode!!


From Otae =D


From Eromesu
Thos two are the same... But I found them very funny xDD


From Katsura (no hehe... That's from Kagura T_T)
Furuutsu Ponchi Samurai janai!! Katsura da!! (I love this quote <3)


From the weird guy with the sunglasses (I never remember his name ><)
Because I'm a French speaker, I don't know what it means >< But it seems funny xD


From Sa-chan
Make a fool of yourself!! xD


From Kondô-san ¬¬
<333 FURUUTSU PONCHI SAMURAI-SAN!!! <333

"its not Zura-chi, im will smith" not sure which episode :p

haha I love basically EVERYthing about Gintama. Though I have to say I cry everytime when Hijikata draws out his sword and say, 'I just want the woman I love to be happy.'

Seriously. I cry every single time. I watched this bit like eight times already.

Manga count?

If so, in ch 303, when Gin says "We're Family Otose, and you will observe our laws." before the Yorozuya and Tama charge into a massive group of yakuzas .



In fact, that chapt is chock full of em.

God that was cool. Cant wait for that arc to be animated. Shouldnt be too long...

"Its not Jackie!Its Captain Dragon!"

And,

"How many noses does Jackie have?"

Its from that episode where Jackie Chan appears.Oh yeah.

Gotta love Gintama.

"Right behind you!!!" TT^TT From the episode "Sleep helps children grow". So sad and yet scary 9_9

It's on ep 165.

not actually a quote, but takasugi's lines voiced by prince baka made me roflmao

nii-san ja nai ... katsura da

These ones are from the top of my head.

"Then I'll just write your name into the Death Note."-Gin to Hasegawa.

"Why did a tuna write a dying message!?"-Hasegawa

"Just do it!"
"French bread~"
"MAYONASSIE!"

little boy- "When will madao bloom?"

Episode 79
After starting a fight with the Yagyu family, Kondo and Gin have to go to the toilet, but there's no paper....................................................... in none of the stalls. What a nightmare!!!!!!!!!!

Kondo: "The paper's forsaken me!"

Gin: "The god of toilet paper has abandoned this place"

Kami=paper/god

I'm laughing so hard the whole episode

But for some reason I remember it as: "Not has only God left us, but the Devil as well", but I can't find it