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6 ways to kill your husband/bf?
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well no animals allow in my building even if it did the animal couldnt get through my door
i dont use a webcam
my alarm clock is from my handphone
i dont play golf and i dont smoke
i dont need viagra
Posted 5/24/08 , edited 5/24/08


to the thread starter:

1. Get a life
2. Suck it up, its not like you're going to hurt yourself the bf or your lover that you lost till you die. If you can't handle the fact, go hang and kill yourself!
3. Those jokes are

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just like the fuck you are, no wonder why your bf/lover left you.

4. Find someone to fuck tonight. It would make you feel better, maybe you are just missing sex that much that's why you've become so depressed and desperate.

5. You fail at life, shut the fuck up with this lameness!

P.S.: Don't ever reply with a lame post, saying that you're going to kill yourself because of all the things i just said. If you do, you're pathetic, pathetic like your lame jokes which is not even funny.
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If your bf / husband takes viagra... It means you're not doing a good job
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Humanity: 0
Girls: 1

I'm preparing for possible extinction of mankind.
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ExCaLiBeR wrote:

well no animals allow in my building even if it did the animal couldnt get through my door
i dont use a webcam
my alarm clock is from my handphone
i dont play golf and i dont smoke
i dont need viagra



looks like your safe then..
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(but i luvs my bf he's my boo)
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lol XD
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28 / M / Malaysia
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LoL !!! Who will do such thing
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M / ♪ ♫ ☼ england
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Facking Hell John!!


gwho wrote:

can someone explain #5?


its a bullet hidden inside a fag, once he lights up, the gun power in it you cause the bullet to go? i dunno.
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27 / M / Singapore
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kluss wrote:


ExCaLiBeR wrote:

well no animals allow in my building even if it did the animal couldnt get through my door
i dont use a webcam
my alarm clock is from my handphone
i dont play golf and i dont smoke
i dont need viagra



looks like your safe then..


lols lets hope it stays that way
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30 / F / Japan
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lol i think i need that right about now
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24 / F / a country with 2...
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lol...i choose no 1 and 2...
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26 / M / Parañaque, Philip...
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Number 5 isn't going to send a bullet through your husband's/BF's mouth. It may send shrapnel from the exploding case but it's not going to kill him, just maybe cause facial injury.

I LOL at 1. "OMFG it's a lion! Get in the car!" XD
Posted 5/24/08
xD kudos to the people who would actually be able to get a Lion in their house.
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