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Liar!!
Posted 5/24/08 , edited 5/24/08
Alright! So, everybody lies right?

Doesn't matter what your age/race/religion, we ALL do it.

But, it's rare for people to actually confess them.

So, post your lies (funny or not) and tell why you did it and what happened afterwards.

I'll give an example:

I was 15 and getting in practice for my driver's license. My grandfather left his beautiful sports car here while he went grocery shopping with my mom. So, I took it for a drive 0.o

As I was driving down the interstate, I got pulled over for speeding.

The driver asked the usual "Let me see your driver's license".

I told him I only had my permit. (With your permit, you're only allowed to drive with a licensed driver in the passenger seat).

He asked me to step out of the car. He went and grabbed scissors out of his car.

He got ready to cut up my permit then and there.

I freaked.

"You don't understand! My grandfather's in the Hospital! He could be dying any moment! He's the only family I have left!"

I broke out in tears and fell to my knees on the side of the road.

Crying as loud as I could, I obviously caused a scene. People were pitying me!

He started looking really nervous....

Then, he said he'd escort me to the Hospital! I had him drive me to the nearest one and I parked the car.

I run in the Hospital doors, look back.

He's leaving! I had gotten away with it!


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Posted 5/24/08
lol dude no way
Posted 5/24/08
Yep! I confessed to my Grandpa later and he was cool with it!
Posted 5/24/08
LOL , nice . XD

I think you could do that here although I`m not sure .
Dear [ Insert Name ] :
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-3491/Dear-Insert-Name.html

It could go like this .

Dear policeman ,

I lied to you when I told you about my grandpa .
Etc ...

I could be wrong .
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Wow why would you speed if you only have a permit..?

Posted 5/24/08

snow-chibi wrote:

LOL , nice . XD

I think you could do that here although I`m not sure .
Dear [ Insert Name ] :
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-3491/Dear-Insert-Name.html

It could go like this .

Dear policeman ,

I lied to you when I told you about my grandpa .
Etc ...

I could be wrong .


This thread is SPECIFICALLY for lies though, so maybe it'll be okay
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Posted 5/24/08
i dont think that would work in the U.S but thats pretty funny and no i dont have any lies
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i once told some kids that god exists and laughed afterwars
Posted 5/24/08

mimichan17 wrote:

This thread is SPECIFICALLY for lies though, so maybe it'll be okay


Maaaybe .
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lilaznmidgetdude wrote:

Wow why would you speed if you only have a permit..?



its easy done, i been driving since i was 16 so been driving for a few years and trust me its easy as pie to go over the speed limit lol

Pretended to be a guy called gene (fake name) while chatting to a girl who fancied me, she tried to make a move on me so i told her i was gay and spent rest of the nite convincing her.

convinced a old lady that i was a stripper cus was drunk at the time and sounded funny but she new my parents and end up getting bk to them.

think thats it lol
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Posted 5/24/08

tenchi_fallen wrote:


lilaznmidgetdude wrote:

Wow why would you speed if you only have a permit..?



its easy done, i been driving since i was 16 so been driving for a few years and trust me its easy as pie to go over the speed limit lol

Pretended to be a guy called gene (fake name) while chatting to a girl who fancied me, she tried to make a move on me so i told her i was gay and spent rest of the nite convincing her.

convinced a old lady that i was a stripper cus was drunk at the time and sounded funny but she new my parents and end up getting bk to them.

think thats it lol


Of course it's easily done, but he was already breaking the law by driving alone with a permit, but he could at least drive by all the rules to avoid that kinda thing.
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Posted 5/24/08

lilaznmidgetdude wrote:


tenchi_fallen wrote:


lilaznmidgetdude wrote:

Wow why would you speed if you only have a permit..?



its easy done, i been driving since i was 16 so been driving for a few years and trust me its easy as pie to go over the speed limit lol

Pretended to be a guy called gene (fake name) while chatting to a girl who fancied me, she tried to make a move on me so i told her i was gay and spent rest of the nite convincing her.

convinced a old lady that i was a stripper cus was drunk at the time and sounded funny but she new my parents and end up getting bk to them.

think thats it lol


Of course it's easily done, but he was already breaking the law by driving alone with a permit, but he could at least drive by all the rules to avoid that kinda thing.


very true lol but is he did then he wud not have the story of his lie
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lol that is an awesome story
Posted 5/24/08

lilaznmidgetdude wrote:

Wow why would you speed if you only have a permit..?



I was doing 65mph in a 60mph. Not a big deal when there's hardly any traffic, but where I live, the cops can be jerks.
Posted 5/24/08



its easy done, i been driving since i was 16 so been driving for a few years and trust me its easy as pie to go over the speed limit lol

Pretended to be a guy called gene (fake name) while chatting to a girl who fancied me, she tried to make a move on me so i told her i was gay and spent rest of the nite convincing her.

convinced a old lady that i was a stripper cus was drunk at the time and sounded funny but she new my parents and end up getting bk to them.

think thats it lol


It's amazing how lies can somehow always come back to bite you in the @ss.
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