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Posted 5/24/08

mimichan17 wrote:

Alright! So, everybody lies right?

Doesn't matter what your age/race/religion, we ALL do it.

But, it's rare for people to actually confess them.

So, post your lies (funny or not) and tell why you did it and what happened afterwards.

I'll give an example:

I was 15 and getting in practice for my driver's license. My grandfather left his beautiful sports car here while he went grocery shopping with my mom. So, I took it for a drive 0.o

As I was driving down the interstate, I got pulled over for speeding.

The driver asked the usual "Let me see your driver's license".

I told him I only had my permit. (With your permit, you're only allowed to drive with a licensed driver in the passenger seat).

He asked me to step out of the car. He went and grabbed scissors out of his car.

He got ready to cut up my permit then and there.

I freaked.

"You don't understand! My grandfather's in the Hospital! He could be dying any moment! He's the only family I have left!"

I broke out in tears and fell to my knees on the side of the road.

Crying as loud as I could, I obviously caused a scene. People were pitying me!

He started looking really nervous....

Then, he said he'd escort me to the Hospital! I had him drive me to the nearest one and I parked the car.

I run in the Hospital doors, look back.

He's leaving! I had gotten away with it!


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haha that's funny as hell!!!
Posted 5/24/08

blackharu159 wrote:


mimichan17 wrote:

Alright! So, everybody lies right?

Doesn't matter what your age/race/religion, we ALL do it.

But, it's rare for people to actually confess them.

So, post your lies (funny or not) and tell why you did it and what happened afterwards.

I'll give an example:

I was 15 and getting in practice for my driver's license. My grandfather left his beautiful sports car here while he went grocery shopping with my mom. So, I took it for a drive 0.o

As I was driving down the interstate, I got pulled over for speeding.

The driver asked the usual "Let me see your driver's license".

I told him I only had my permit. (With your permit, you're only allowed to drive with a licensed driver in the passenger seat).

He asked me to step out of the car. He went and grabbed scissors out of his car.

He got ready to cut up my permit then and there.

I freaked.

"You don't understand! My grandfather's in the Hospital! He could be dying any moment! He's the only family I have left!"

I broke out in tears and fell to my knees on the side of the road.

Crying as loud as I could, I obviously caused a scene. People were pitying me!

He started looking really nervous....

Then, he said he'd escort me to the Hospital! I had him drive me to the nearest one and I parked the car.

I run in the Hospital doors, look back.

He's leaving! I had gotten away with it!


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haha that's funny as hell!!!


Glad you like it. . . My mom didn't find it quite as funny though T_T
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mimichan17 wrote:


blackharu159 wrote:

haha that's funny as hell!!!


Glad you like it. . . My mom didn't find it quite as funny though T_T


neigther would mine...she'd be PISSED!!!
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Posted 5/24/08

blackharu159 wrote:


mimichan17 wrote:


blackharu159 wrote:

haha that's funny as hell!!!


Glad you like it. . . My mom didn't find it quite as funny though T_T


neigther would mine...she'd be PISSED!!!


My mom was so much pissed as she was worried that I would be found out and get in trouble for it. After about a week, I found her laughing about it with the neighbors!
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Posted 5/25/08

mimichan17 wrote:


blackharu159 wrote:


mimichan17 wrote:


blackharu159 wrote:

haha that's funny as hell!!!


Glad you like it. . . My mom didn't find it quite as funny though T_T


neigther would mine...she'd be PISSED!!!


My mom was so much pissed as she was worried that I would be found out and get in trouble for it. After about a week, I found her laughing about it with the neighbors!


parents always have to make out u done sumat bad lol
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Posted 5/25/08

mimichan17 wrote:

Alright! So, everybody lies right?

Doesn't matter what your age/race/religion, we ALL do it.

But, it's rare for people to actually confess them.

So, post your lies (funny or not) and tell why you did it and what happened afterwards.

I'll give an example:

I was 15 and getting in practice for my driver's license. My grandfather left his beautiful sports car here while he went grocery shopping with my mom. So, I took it for a drive 0.o

As I was driving down the interstate, I got pulled over for speeding.

The driver asked the usual "Let me see your driver's license".

I told him I only had my permit. (With your permit, you're only allowed to drive with a licensed driver in the passenger seat).

He asked me to step out of the car. He went and grabbed scissors out of his car.

He got ready to cut up my permit then and there.

I freaked.

"You don't understand! My grandfather's in the Hospital! He could be dying any moment! He's the only family I have left!"

I broke out in tears and fell to my knees on the side of the road.

Crying as loud as I could, I obviously caused a scene. People were pitying me!

He started looking really nervous....

Then, he said he'd escort me to the Hospital! I had him drive me to the nearest one and I parked the car.

I run in the Hospital doors, look back.

He's leaving! I had gotten away with it!


~~~Mods~~~
I checked to see if this was a duplicate and didn't find anything like it.
If it is, I'm sorry. Go ahead and delete it.




~~~NOTE~~~
Please don't leave short comments. This is supposed to be stories. One sentence doesn't constitute as a story. And if you don't personally have a story, tell one about a friend. Thank you!


rofl that was a good one I can't believe you pulled it off nice
Posted 5/25/08
i deleted my old account on CR and tried to trick some people
Posted 5/25/08
i lied about my age when i was younger in order to create accounts in diff sites....
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i lied sometimes, but not always..very minimal.. and simple..
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lol thats funny
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i lie everyday...to ppls and to myself...
but i found out there r so many liars in CR. some of them r acceptable but some of them really pissed me off esp when they claim they live in japan since they were very young...but they cant speak japanese bcoz their parents dont teach them..wtf!
Posted 5/25/08

xxxbleyzxxx wrote:

i lied about my age when i was younger in order to create accounts in diff sites....


Can't be helped; Some sites are just too strict. At least I believe it won't backfire~
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I told my friends that i was sick... just because i don feel like going out.....
But that was a White lie.... right

Cause i don feel like going out.... and don wanna hurt my friend feelings
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me and my mates were smoking weed and this boy we didnt like was p!!ssing us off. My mate decided to talk to him and we were freaked cos we knew our friend hated this kid like us, so why was he chatting to him. He comes back and tells us to follow him. We end up at this annoying kids house and my friend rings the door bell speaks to the mum and comes back. He than tells us he told the kids mother we saw him smoking weed and planted a roll in his jacket.....i do not want to be that kid when he comes home.
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