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99 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!!
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27 / F / somewhere, in my...
Posted 10/1/08
flash an old lady
eat the live bait in the sporting goods section
yell profanity to a 3 year old
make out with a DVD
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27 / F / Right there
Posted 10/1/08
take pictures at the other costumers, without their permission!.... use flash!
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78 / F / reality
Posted 10/7/08
walk out carrying a tv on my back
Posted 10/9/08
offer all the parent's babies..

melanin contaminated milk..

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19 / F / Beijing.
Posted 10/31/08
oooooooh! i got alot!
"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray airfresheners.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away.Continue to do this until they leave the department.
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't getout much,and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
Play "Hide And Go Seek" and hide in the middle of the round racks.
Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
Play with the automatic doors.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upsidedown.
Put M&M's on layaway.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
TP as much of the store as possible.
Take bets on the battle described above.
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefieldwith G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
Two words: "Marco Polo."
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOWLY, especially thin narrow aisles.
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them,yelling, "Red Rover!"
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
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25 / F / Coffee shops, Tea...
Posted 10/31/08
say curses to 99 customers
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28 / F / Facebook XD
Posted 10/31/08
xx stand still beside the guard til closing time xx
Posted 10/31/08
put up a stand with a slogan saying "Free Weed"
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23 / M
Posted 11/25/08
spray ketchup all over the womens restroom
spray mayanoise all over the mens restroom. yehh
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24 / M
Posted 11/25/08
do a sex party there,
Posted 11/25/08
act emo and cut urself deep there.. the more ppl watching the better..
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24 / F
Posted 11/28/08
steal some helmets and play shopping cart jousting.

set off some fireworks.

get on the loudspeaker and say "Please do not panic, but..." then have a friend cut off the power

ask random people to be your friend

make out with a mannequin

rearrange all the CDs and DVDs

scream at a baby

talk gibberish to the manger

get on the loudspeaker and sing Thriller really badly

spray silly string on people

hold up a fake gun and pretend to rob the place

go into the opposite gender's restroom
Posted 11/28/08
eat all of the cereal
Posted 11/29/08
lick the all the floors clean..
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F / Bedroom.
Posted 12/7/08
Hold a knife in your hands and walk around.
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