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Posted 1/20/08
ummm wasn't there a thread in the general section of the forum about Asians looking younger than they really are??
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True Stuff For Me:
2. You're racist.[not that much]
3. Your parents are scared of anyone that is black.
8. At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like Laundromat, Nails, or Apartments. If they own apartments they rent only to Asian families...never blacks.
12. You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off.
14. Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid.
15. You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long.
17. You show your Viet-pride to the fullest.
21. There's Chinese in your family line somewhere.
22. You live in the valley (SFV), O.C., or somewhere in the East.
23. You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.'s.
24. You're down for your crap.
25. You're loyal to ALL your friends.
27. Girls: You hate all F.O.B.'s that go "Hey, babee, you cute. Can I hab yo fone numba?"
29. You are the bomb at pool.
31. You are always updated with the Asian style.
35. You played the piano once in your life.
37. Your parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents, or your parents totally dogg on how stupid you are to other Vietnamese parents.
39. No matter what you are, people think your Chinese or Korean.
40. Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. After you told them hello and how are you doing in Vietnamese, they ask about the cuss words.
41. Your parents can only help you with the math assignments and no other subjects.
44. When your parents see that you get bad grades, they start lecturing about how they went through hell in school in Vietnam. They would say that they would have gotten whooped in the butt.
45. Your parents always compare Vietnam and America.
47. Your parents have the whole collection of Paris By Night.
50. Your parents want you to be better than everyone else.
52. You ate 4 bowls of rice, then five minutes after, your parents ask you if you want to eat 4 more bowls.
54. Your parents always compare you to those big buff white peeps.
55. In your house, there's always multiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room.
56. You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen.
59. Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol' hair combed to the side.
61. Your parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they're Vietnamese.
62. You always have pounds of rice around the house.
63. Your parents hate pets except for harmless, CHEAP goldfishes.
64. Your parents are attracted to the English words of: "99 cents" or "FREE."
67. Your parents know how to make Pho.
68. You're taller than your parents.
69. You have a computer.
70. Your parents only watch TV when the Little Saigon Television is on.
71. You put Soy Sauce or nuoc mam on every food .
72. You enjoy Karaoke and/or you have the machine at home.
73. You can't date until you're 60.
74. Your parents make you get married with only Vietnamese people.
76. You use your dishwasher to store clean dishes.
77. Your parents use the "Eagle" brand oil for every type of sickness.
78. You use the Eagle Oil.
81. Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night".
84. Your parents always want to do business with Vietnamese only.
85. Your parents want you to marry an educated person.
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Wow. I have so little. -.-
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Posted 3/26/08
Couldn't agree more with the survey about 85% of it is true lol
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1. You look older than you really are. - no
2. You're racist. - defenitely not!
3. Your parents are scared of anyone that is black. - not scared.. but they don't like black ppl ~.~
6. Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18. - halftrue
12. You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off. - lol no?
13. Your parents think you're the worst kid. - that's what they say
14. Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid. - omg so true!
15. You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long. - used to
16. You listen to New-wave, Techno, Rap, Slowjams, and/or Euro dance. - umm i listen to rap^^
17. You show your Viet-pride to the fullest. - haha yes
21. There's Chinese in your family line somewhere. - yup
23. You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.'s. - halftrue
27. Girls: You hate all F.O.B.'s that go "Hey, babee, you cute. Can I hab yo fone numba?" - eww yes!!
29. You are the bomb at pool. - haha i suck at pool!
33. You highlight your hair. - yes
37. Your parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents, or your parents totally dogg on how stupid you are to other Vietnamese parents. - yes
38. After you come from the beach with a tan, they say that you look Cambodian. - hahaha they say that every summer
39. No matter what you are, people think your Chinese or Korean. - plus japanese
40. Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. After you told them hello and how are you doing in Vietnamese, they ask about the cuss words. - they always do that. kinda annoying xD
44. When your parents see that you get bad grades, they start lecturing about how they went through hell in school in Vietnam. They would say that they would have gotten whooped in the butt. - no they actually don'tblue]
45. Your parents always compare Vietnam and America. - no, but they always compare Vietnam and Sweden. and i live in Sweden..soo...
46. When you are feeling ill, your parents think you're on drugs. - i hope they don't really think so o.O
48. Your parents always criticize you, criticize others, and criticize each other. - yes
52. You ate 4 bowls of rice, then five minutes after, your parents ask you if you want to eat 4 more bowls. - haha MY DAD!
53. Your aunts always have a fro hair cut. - nope
56. You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen. - haha yes
59. Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol' hair combed to the side. - nope, the opposite actually
61. Your parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they're Vietnamese. - yes, and if i don't greet them.. they'll like yelling at me =__=
62. You always have pounds of rice around the house. - yea lots
64. Your parents are attracted to the English words of: "99 cents" or "FREE." - hahahh when my mum hear something free she goes -->
65. You collect all the coupons you can find. - no
66. Your grandparents always give you money. - yes
67. Your parents know how to make Pho. - of course
68. You're taller than your parents. - i'm taller than my mum! lol it would feel so awkward if i was taller than my dad:P
69. You have a computer. - obviously
72. You enjoy Karaoke and/or you have the machine at home. - yup, karaoke is fun!:D
73. You can't date until you're 60. - wtf?
74. Your parents make you get married with only Vietnamese people. - nah, they don't really care about that. they just want me to marry a rich guy. =___=
75. You like playing volleyball. - yes, i do!
81. Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night". - yup, but they never watch it
85. Your parents want you to marry an educated person. - yess!!
86. Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month. - yess... when will they ever stop?!
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Posted 4/4/08
hahaha its kind of sad that half of this stuff is true.
but i think some applies to all asians:P

& #1 is definitly wronggggggg(:
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Posted 4/16/08
not all viet ppl r racist! My family arent! I find that offensive
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Posted 4/20/08
too much!... *_*
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Posted 5/3/08
Number 56 is so true! My Vietnamese friends' last names are Nguyen lol
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1. You look older than you really are. yup, every1 think i'm 17 but i'm only 14!!
2. You're racist. no, most of my friends r black.
3. Your parents are scared of anyone that is black. no, they're kool wite all of my friends, but there's more dat they haven't meet.
4. Your parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks. no
5. You know you're superior to other Asians. hell yea!!! (dn't eva mess wite a azn gurl wite a black crew bacing her up.)
6. Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18. yup
7. When you go out to buy clothes you have to buy them 3 sizes too big for you to grow in and for any younger brother or sister to have for Christmas a few years down the line. no, they have their own clothes n i have mine. (i ain't given my hollister, abercombie, and american eagles 2 away!!! i brought them wite my own $.)
8. At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like Laundromat, Nails, or Apartments. If they own apartments they rent only to Asian families...never blacks. no, i live in a house n my mom said she's gonna work @ a nail dat my uncle own but i dn't kno, my dad has his own company dat he n his friend own.
9. Guys: you sit on your butt all day. i'm a gurl
10. Girls: you do everything while your man sits on his butt. sumtimes
11. Guys: you have a nice variety of white and black shirts, blue and black jeans and slacks. hell yea!! my boys out 2 dress in fashion!!
12. You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off. yup!!
13. Your parents think you're the worst kid. no, i'm the WORSTEST!!
14. Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid. no, neva. but if they did, i tell them dat if they call me stupid, dat means dat they're stupid 2 cuz i'm their kids n they my parents. haha!!
15. You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long. sumtimes, if i like it n it has a couple of cute guys.
16. You listen to New-wave, Techno, Rap, Slowjams, and/or Euro dance. ewww....no offences. i only listen to r&b, korean hip hop, or r&b, like big bang, j-rock, and sum viet songs, like N9, lam truong, Ung Hoang Phuc, and others dat i forgot.
17. You show your Viet-pride to the fullest. hell yea!!!!
18. You go to Little Saigon once in a while or every weekend or everyday! no, i dn't live in orange county.
19. While you are in Little Saigon, you always go to Phuoc Loc Tho where you head straight into that Asian Collection music store. neva.
20. You always take American friends to go to Bo 7 Mon (Seven courses of Beef) to amaze them with Vietnamese foods. u mean the 1 in viet or sum place else?? yea i been there be4 in viet, n their food is sooooo good!!! yea, i took 2 of my friends there in the summer once, they wanted 2 go bac, but i told them they go 2 pay 4 their plane ticket now, cuz my mom ain't paying 4 them.
21. There's Chinese in your family line somewhere. i dn't even kno
22. You live in the valley (SFV), O.C., or somewhere in the East. no, i'm a city gurl
23. You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.'s u mean fall out boys?? i listen 2 their music sumtimes, yea i get along wite sum of them.
24. You're down for your crap. wat??
25. You're loyal to ALL your friends. HELL YEA!!! my friends always come 1st but my families also come 1st 2.
26. You don't own an American car. i'm underage.
27. Girls: You hate all F.O.B.'s that go "Hey, babee, you cute. Can I hab yo fone numba?" korny!!
28. Guys: You enjoy getting slapped by the girls you try to mack on. Hey, at least she touched you. idk, i'm a gurl.
29. You are the bomb at pool. hell yea!
30. You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you're an F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess. guess is sumtimes ugly 2 me but they do have fine guys working there. i wear nike air forces 1. do hollister, american eagles, abercombie, and Hottopic count??
31. You are always updated with the Asian style. sumtimes n sumtimes i jus like wearing wat i think is cute.
32. Guys: You either have high spikes or slicked small bangs combed back. most of my guy friends have long kinda emo cover the face look n sumtimes spikes,
33. You highlight your hair. mine natural, black, brown, and kinda a red gold color
34. You buy Levi's 501s and you slit the sides. no
35. You played the piano once in your life. yea n also guitar
36. You take 2 or more showers a day. 2, y wast water supply by taking more then 2 baths?? u're gonna get dirty again so wat's the main reason 4 taking more then 2 baths??
37. Your parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents, or your parents totally dogg on how stupid you are to other Vietnamese parents. no, my mom always showout about me having a job, my own $, how i'm always going 2 the mall every weekend, n how much i been spenting there.
38. After you come from the beach with a tan, they say that you look Cambodian. no
39. No matter what you are, people think your Chinese or Korean. yea, wat's up wite ppl thinking dat all azn r chinese??
40. Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. After you told them hello and how are you doing in Vietnamese, they ask about the cuss words. yup, dat's y i stop.
41. Your parents can only help you with the math assignments and no other subjects. tru, tru
42. You like Durian. no not anymore. it's make me get acnes
43. When you get detention or demerits from school, your parents think that you are a rebel. tru
44. When your parents see that you get bad grades, they start lecturing about how they went through hell in school in Vietnam. They would say that they would have gotten whooped in the butt. no, they just walk away.
45. Your parents always compare Vietnam and America. sumtimes on a daily bases
46. When you are feeling ill, your parents think you're on drugs. no, but they still make u go 2 skool!!
47. Your parents have the whole collection of Paris By Night. about 7 dvd n dat's it.
48. Your parents always criticize you, criticize others, and criticize each other. no, they love the way i am.
49. Guys: You love Acura Integras and 4-Runners. actually sum of my guy friends like mustang, sports car, and sumtimes 4runner.
50. Your parents want you to be better than everyone else. no
51. Guys: you, one time in your life, had the regulation bowl cut. ...........................
52. You ate 4 bowls of rice, then five minutes after, your parents ask you if you want to eat 4 more bowls. i only eat 1.
53. Your aunts always have a fro hair cut. actually no, they always have it in a nice style.
54. Your parents always compare you to those big buff white peeps. hell no
55. In your house, there's always multiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room. yup,
56. You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen. dn't we all??
57. Guys: You only go for only cute Asian girls.
58. Girls: You went out with or liked someone named Minh. no
59. Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol' hair combed to the side. acutally my dad has dat spike hair look. he had surgery.
60. You only buy products made in Japan. sumtimes, like bento boxes
61. Your parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they're Vietnamese. yup, i'll be like wateva, but i still do it.
62. You always have pounds of rice around the house. yup, but the price it is getting higher.
63. Your parents hate pets except for harmless, CHEAP goldfishes. no, i own 2 dogs n a huge azz fish tanks.
64. Your parents are attracted to the English words of: "99 cents" or "FREE." no
65. You collect all the coupons you can find. wat 4???
66. Your grandparents always give you money. HELL YEA
67. Your parents know how to make Pho. of course, dn't all viet??
68. You're taller than your parents. my dad, but i'm about 4 inches shorter then my mom. yup, he shorter then my mom.
69. You have a computer. yes, n a laptop
70. Your parents only watch TV when the Little Saigon Television is on. idk
71. You put Soy Sauce or nuoc mam on every food . it depend on wat kind of food i'm eating.
72. You enjoy Karaoke and/or you have the machine at home. in the garage
73. You can't date until you're 60. actually 16, but i got a bf rite no n i'm only 14.....shhhhhhh
74. Your parents make you get married with only Vietnamese people. they dn't care as long as he got a job n education.
75. You like playing volleyball. i'm on my skool team
76. You use your dishwasher to store clean dishes. no
77. Your parents use the "Eagle" brand oil for every type of sickness. idk
78. You use the Eagle Oil. idk
79. You know where all of the Vietnamese restaurants in town are. yup n which 1 is the popular n where u can find the cute boys @
80. You, your little brother, your older brother, and your older brother's friend sleep together in the same bed. neva!!
81. Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night". yup
82. Your parents always buy Japanese automobiles. no, but i love japanese food!!! SUSHI!!!!!!!!!
83. Your parents listen to the news from Vietnamese radio station either at home or in their car. on tv.
84. Your parents always want to do business with Vietnamese only. no
85. Your parents want you to marry an educated person. yes n he has 2 have a job.
86. Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.
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Posted 6/13/08
1. True
3. True lol
4. True
6. True
7. Ahahah so true
8. Yupz
14. Sumtimess
15. Yerp
17. Duhh
23. I guess so.
25. Tru
30. Uh huh
31. Yup.
33. Would like to lol.
35. Yep.
37. Totally true
38. Ahah yehhh so true
39. Lol yep
40. Tru Tru
41. Ahahah yerr
42.wats wrong with durian? lol.
43. yes
44. OMG so true
45. Sumtimes lol
47. Yesss
48. yeh
50. Of course
52. Hehe yerp
53. Lol yeh
54. yep
56. AHHHA lol yehhh my last name is Nguyen lolz
59. Loll true true
61. yep
62. Lol yesss
63. Yep
64. ahha lol yeh
65. yep
66. sumtimes
67. Of course who doesn’t?
68. Umm nearly lol
69. yeahh
71. Ahah lol yehh
72. yerp
73. Lol yehh
74. yep
77. Omg so true
78. Yerp lol
79. Tru.
80. Ahahh lol sumtimes
81. duhh
83. YES!
84. Mostly
85. Yeh
86. no sumtimes lol


ahahhahah lol most of this stuff applies to me lol!!!
Posted 6/13/08

azn_shrimp wrote:


Puffpuff1920 wrote:


HitsuToushi wrote

i wonder why when old vietnamese people say "paris by night" it sounds like bari by ni
lol that is true. they just say it viet style!


that cracked me up hahaha xD


lol yeh me too hahaha lol almost evrything up there apppliez to me lolz the eagle oil so truee
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fahrenheit4lyf wrote:

1. True
3. True lol
4. True
6. True
7. Ahahah so true
8. Yupz
14. Sumtimess
15. Yerp
17. Duhh
23. I guess so.
25. Tru
30. Uh huh
31. Yup.
33. Would like to lol.
35. Yep.
37. Totally true
38. Ahah yehhh so true
39. Lol yep
40. Tru Tru
41. Ahahah yerr
42.wats wrong with durian? lol.
43. yes
44. OMG so true
45. Sumtimes lol
47. Yesss
48. yeh
50. Of course
52. Hehe yerp
53. Lol yeh
54. yep
56. AHHHA lol yehhh my last name is Nguyen lolz
59. Loll true true
61. yep
62. Lol yesss
63. Yep
64. ahha lol yeh
65. yep
66. sumtimes
67. Of course who doesn’t?
68. Umm nearly lol
69. yeahh
71. Ahah lol yehh
72. yerp
73. Lol yehh
74. yep
77. Omg so true
78. Yerp lol
79. Tru.
80. Ahahh lol sumtimes
81. duhh
83. YES!
84. Mostly
85. Yeh
86. no sumtimes lol


ahahhahah lol most of this stuff applies to me lol!!!


you mean your parents or just you??

Posted 6/16/08

blaze1 wrote:


fahrenheit4lyf wrote:

1. True
3. True lol
4. True
6. True
7. Ahahah so true
8. Yupz
14. Sumtimess
15. Yerp
17. Duhh
23. I guess so.
25. Tru
30. Uh huh
31. Yup.
33. Would like to lol.
35. Yep.
37. Totally true
38. Ahah yehhh so true
39. Lol yep
40. Tru Tru
41. Ahahah yerr
42.wats wrong with durian? lol.
43. yes
44. OMG so true
45. Sumtimes lol
47. Yesss
48. yeh
50. Of course
52. Hehe yerp
53. Lol yeh
54. yep
56. AHHHA lol yehhh my last name is Nguyen lolz
59. Loll true true
61. yep
62. Lol yesss
63. Yep
64. ahha lol yeh
65. yep
66. sumtimes
67. Of course who doesn’t?
68. Umm nearly lol
69. yeahh
71. Ahah lol yehh
72. yerp
73. Lol yehh
74. yep
77. Omg so true
78. Yerp lol
79. Tru.
80. Ahahh lol sumtimes
81. duhh
83. YES!
84. Mostly
85. Yeh
86. no sumtimes lol


ahahhahah lol most of this stuff applies to me lol!!!


you mean your parents or just you??



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fahrenheit4lyf wrote:


blaze1 wrote:


fahrenheit4lyf wrote:

1. True
3. True lol
4. True
6. True
7. Ahahah so true
8. Yupz
14. Sumtimess
15. Yerp
17. Duhh
23. I guess so.
25. Tru
30. Uh huh
31. Yup.
33. Would like to lol.
35. Yep.
37. Totally true
38. Ahah yehhh so true
39. Lol yep
40. Tru Tru
41. Ahahah yerr
42.wats wrong with durian? lol.
43. yes
44. OMG so true
45. Sumtimes lol
47. Yesss
48. yeh
50. Of course
52. Hehe yerp
53. Lol yeh
54. yep
56. AHHHA lol yehhh my last name is Nguyen lolz
59. Loll true true
61. yep
62. Lol yesss
63. Yep
64. ahha lol yeh
65. yep
66. sumtimes
67. Of course who doesn’t?
68. Umm nearly lol
69. yeahh
71. Ahah lol yehh
72. yerp
73. Lol yehh
74. yep
77. Omg so true
78. Yerp lol
79. Tru.
80. Ahahh lol sumtimes
81. duhh
83. YES!
84. Mostly
85. Yeh
86. no sumtimes lol


ahahhahah lol most of this stuff applies to me lol!!!


you mean your parents or just you??



ermm.. mee


you meanie...

Posted 6/16/08

blaze1 wrote:


fahrenheit4lyf wrote:


blaze1 wrote:


fahrenheit4lyf wrote:

1. True
3. True lol
4. True
6. True
7. Ahahah so true
8. Yupz
14. Sumtimess
15. Yerp
17. Duhh
23. I guess so.
25. Tru
30. Uh huh
31. Yup.
33. Would like to lol.
35. Yep.
37. Totally true
38. Ahah yehhh so true
39. Lol yep
40. Tru Tru
41. Ahahah yerr
42.wats wrong with durian? lol.
43. yes
44. OMG so true
45. Sumtimes lol
47. Yesss
48. yeh
50. Of course
52. Hehe yerp
53. Lol yeh
54. yep
56. AHHHA lol yehhh my last name is Nguyen lolz
59. Loll true true
61. yep
62. Lol yesss
63. Yep
64. ahha lol yeh
65. yep
66. sumtimes
67. Of course who doesn’t?
68. Umm nearly lol
69. yeahh
71. Ahah lol yehh
72. yerp
73. Lol yehh
74. yep
77. Omg so true
78. Yerp lol
79. Tru.
80. Ahahh lol sumtimes
81. duhh
83. YES!
84. Mostly
85. Yeh
86. no sumtimes lol


ahahhahah lol most of this stuff applies to me lol!!!


you mean your parents or just you??



ermm.. mee


you meanie...



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