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Post Reply The most annoying/cunning kinds of Chainletters?
Posted 1/10/08

hikaruchan16 wrote:
Here it is:

"Hi, my name is Amy Bruce.

I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large
tumour in my brain, from repeated beatings Doctors say I will
die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills.
The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time
This message is sent on.
For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for
those who don't send it, what goes around comes around.
Have a Heart, please send this.
Please, if you are a kind person, send this on.
PLEASE HIT FORWARD BUTTON NOT REPLY BUTTON.

YOUR'S FAITHFULLY,
AMY BRUCE
[email protected]
"

Okay. Now, there were numerous things wrong with this letter: A) the Make A Wish foundation could not POSSIBLY track all the times this message was sent. The numbers would be astronomical and even the most powerful tracker could not track the number of sad brainless cases who would send this on. B ) If they could, it would be impossible to keep correct tabs because of backsending and the letter reaching the same person multiple times (I got it about 5 times). C) This girl's condition is SO unbelievable (at least to me). D) If this girl really WAS in this shape, she would be in the hospital, regardless of her parents' financial issues, or would be bed-ridden, in both cases she would not have access to a computer in order to write this almost-tragic sob story. Nor would she be well enough to write it. E) No seven-year old I know has that kind of grammar! It's almost perfect except for a few run-ons and some missed punctuation. The spelling is pretty much spot on, making it more believable than most chain letters where the spelling's all butchered and whatnot.


Another good hint..... When was the last time a seven year old came up to you and said...
"What goes around comes around." that's like.....scary ghost child from a movie! or something...
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CatNipSoup wrote:


hikaruchan16 wrote:
Here it is:

"Hi, my name is Amy Bruce.

I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large
tumour in my brain, from repeated beatings Doctors say I will
die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills.
The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time
This message is sent on.
For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for
those who don't send it, what goes around comes around.
Have a Heart, please send this.
Please, if you are a kind person, send this on.
PLEASE HIT FORWARD BUTTON NOT REPLY BUTTON.

YOUR'S FAITHFULLY,
AMY BRUCE
[email protected]
"

Okay. Now, there were numerous things wrong with this letter: A) the Make A Wish foundation could not POSSIBLY track all the times this message was sent. The numbers would be astronomical and even the most powerful tracker could not track the number of sad brainless cases who would send this on. B ) If they could, it would be impossible to keep correct tabs because of backsending and the letter reaching the same person multiple times (I got it about 5 times). C) This girl's condition is SO unbelievable (at least to me). D) If this girl really WAS in this shape, she would be in the hospital, regardless of her parents' financial issues, or would be bed-ridden, in both cases she would not have access to a computer in order to write this almost-tragic sob story. Nor would she be well enough to write it. E) No seven-year old I know has that kind of grammar! It's almost perfect except for a few run-ons and some missed punctuation. The spelling is pretty much spot on, making it more believable than most chain letters where the spelling's all butchered and whatnot.


Another good hint..... When was the last time a seven year old came up to you and said...
"What goes around comes around." that's like.....scary ghost child from a movie! or something...


Oh, seriously!! Yet another good point.

I mean...I know kids are mean, but it's just a child's honesty - no child is seriously that cruel. They can be, but they never mean it because they really don't know any better. I was just looking at how it was written. I wasn't looking at WHAT was written, but when you put it that way...

It makes me think, "wow, so seven-year olds can type maturely, with good grammar and phrases like 'what goes around comes around', while there are preteens and some younger teenagers who have much better vocabulary but don't seem intelligent at all because they TyPe LiKe ThIs AlL tHe TiMe!!!" (Good God, that was hard!!!!! *wipes sweat from forehead* How in the heck can people possibly type like that?? So annoying...!!! Almost as annoying as those darn chain letters I've been getting... ...Heh, 'nuff said there. XD)

Anyway, yes, thank you, CatNipSoup. : ) Another fine example of why chain letters are so lame.
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Posted 1/10/08
I hate chain letters where they really don't make any sense and you can't even interpret what they are trying to say. The first time I got one I only was able to reall a few words and I wasted half an hour sending and forwarding messages of junk for which I dearly hope to repent........
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i hate any and all chain mails...lol its that simple
Posted 1/10/08

discovery720266 wrote:

I hate chain letters where they really don't make any sense and you can't even interpret what they are trying to say. The first time I got one I only was able to reall a few words and I wasted half an hour sending and forwarding messages of junk for which I dearly hope to repent........


**throws water on you** REPENTED! lol

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the ones that says u have to forward it to avoid death or ur loved ones' deaths ~how can chainletters kill u??.. the worst thing it can do 2 u is 2 waste ur time in trying to follow what they say~

sumtyms, i also dislike the friendship chain letters, it's kinda annoying to show friendship the chainletter way..
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Posted 1/11/08
The most annoying one I got is:
''If you don't send this chainletter letter to 30 friends within 1 hour your mom will die within 2 days.''
It is SO annoying...I feel like beating the crap out of the person who started this chainletter!
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Posted 1/12/08


THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT.
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at
12:00am, by Mickey Mouse. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly
get out of it and delete it now because Mickey Mouse will come to you if you
do not send this on. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your
eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom
cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when
they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake
and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to
hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been
seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise Richmond :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it.
And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
LouiseWhitefield: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the
morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain
felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was
lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V
misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off
several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and
there he was, Mickey Mouse standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a
knife in his hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.'
Mickey Mouse... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE
NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO
JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE
TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your
life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you
will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Mickey Mouse

** DO NOT FORWARD COPY AND PASTE. RENAME THE SUBJECT



Ooo. scary. heres what i replied.


THIS IS SO FUN. LETS FORWARD THIS MESSAGE UPWARDS. MEANING, FROM THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THE MESSAGE BELOW THE ONE ABOUT SILLY OLE MICKEY, RETRACE THAT PERSON AND SEND THIS BACK TO HIM/HER! BY AND BY WHOEVER WHO CREATED THIS STUPID MESSAGE WILL REALISE THAT SCARING PEOPLE LIKE THAT ISNT FUN AT ALL. AND TO THAT PERSON WHO SENT THAT EMAIL BELOW IN THE FIRST PLACE, BOO YA. I AM THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS YELLOW MESSAGE AND NO I DIDN'T FALL FOR YOUR FRICKING EMAIL TRICK. NEITHER DID I SEE MICKEY. SO YEAH, SUCKS TO BE YOU! I HOPE MICKEY FINDS YOU AND DO WHATEVER YOU SAY MICKEY'S GONA DO TO PEOPLE WHO DONT FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO YOU! SO THERE. IF YOU HAVE THIS CRAZY MINDSET OF TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO I AM, DRESS AS MICKEY, COME TO MY HOUSE AND SLIT MY WRISTS, I'M WAITING FOR YOU WITH ARMS SPREAD WIDE AND ARMED WITH A CHOPPER. WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE TOUGH GUY, THEN! I TELL YOU, I'M WALT DISNEY, I HAVE THE ABILITY TO ERASE MICKEY FROM THE WLT DISNEY COMPANY! SO STOP TRYING TO SCARE PEOPLE AND CREATING FRICKING UNSCARY MESSAGES.
WITH THE COLDEST REGARDS, RUBBER DUCKY.
P.S. PLEASE FORWARD THIS UPWARDS. IF YOU DONT, WELL READ THE BELOW AND REALISE THAT I WHO WROTE THIS DIDNT DIE WHICH MEANS THE BELOW IS FAKE. VENT YOUR ANGER AND SEND THIS UPWARDS. SEE HOW FUN IT IS TO MAKE WHOEVER MADE THE BELOW ANGRY. IF YOU WERE BORED ENOUGH TO FORWARD THE BELOW, THEN YOU SHOULD BE BORED ENOUGH TO FORWARD THIS.
THANK YOU. :D

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Posted 1/12/08

xchaos wrote:



THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT.
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at
12:00am, by Mickey Mouse. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly
get out of it and delete it now because Mickey Mouse will come to you if you
do not send this on. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your
eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom
cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when
they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake
and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to
hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been
seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise Richmond :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it.
And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
LouiseWhitefield: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the
morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain
felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was
lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V
misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off
several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and
there he was, Mickey Mouse standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a
knife in his hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.'
Mickey Mouse... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE
NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO
JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE
TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your
life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you
will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Mickey Mouse

** DO NOT FORWARD COPY AND PASTE. RENAME THE SUBJECT



Ooo. scary. heres what i replied.


THIS IS SO FUN. LETS FORWARD THIS MESSAGE UPWARDS. MEANING, FROM THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THE MESSAGE BELOW THE ONE ABOUT SILLY OLE MICKEY, RETRACE THAT PERSON AND SEND THIS BACK TO HIM/HER! BY AND BY WHOEVER WHO CREATED THIS STUPID MESSAGE WILL REALISE THAT SCARING PEOPLE LIKE THAT ISNT FUN AT ALL. AND TO THAT PERSON WHO SENT THAT EMAIL BELOW IN THE FIRST PLACE, BOO YA. I AM THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS YELLOW MESSAGE AND NO I DIDN'T FALL FOR YOUR FRICKING EMAIL TRICK. NEITHER DID I SEE MICKEY. SO YEAH, SUCKS TO BE YOU! I HOPE MICKEY FINDS YOU AND DO WHATEVER YOU SAY MICKEY'S GONA DO TO PEOPLE WHO DONT FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO YOU! SO THERE. IF YOU HAVE THIS CRAZY MINDSET OF TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO I AM, DRESS AS MICKEY, COME TO MY HOUSE AND SLIT MY WRISTS, I'M WAITING FOR YOU WITH ARMS SPREAD WIDE AND ARMED WITH A CHOPPER. WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE TOUGH GUY, THEN! I TELL YOU, I'M WALT DISNEY, I HAVE THE ABILITY TO ERASE MICKEY FROM THE WLT DISNEY COMPANY! SO STOP TRYING TO SCARE PEOPLE AND CREATING FRICKING UNSCARY MESSAGES.
WITH THE COLDEST REGARDS, RUBBER DUCKY.
P.S. PLEASE FORWARD THIS UPWARDS. IF YOU DONT, WELL READ THE BELOW AND REALISE THAT I WHO WROTE THIS DIDNT DIE WHICH MEANS THE BELOW IS FAKE. VENT YOUR ANGER AND SEND THIS UPWARDS. SEE HOW FUN IT IS TO MAKE WHOEVER MADE THE BELOW ANGRY. IF YOU WERE BORED ENOUGH TO FORWARD THE BELOW, THEN YOU SHOULD BE BORED ENOUGH TO FORWARD THIS.
THANK YOU. :D



Nice one, I can't believe that they even dragged Mickey Mouse into this...
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Congratulations!!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and
>>>>>>>>>>the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2008, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
>>>>>>>>>>THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>The Kiss
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you
>>>>>>>>>>2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
>>>>>>>>>>3. Kiss on the neck = I want you
>>>>>>>>>>4. Kiss on the lips = I love you
>>>>>>>>>>5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
>>>>>>>>>>6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away
>>>>>>>>>>7. Look in your eyes = kiss me
>>>>>>>>>>8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
>>>>>>>>>>9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>The Three Steps
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
>>>>>>>>>>2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
>>>>>>>>>>3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>The Commandments
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
>>>>>>>>>>2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
>>>>>>>>>>3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
>>>>>>>>>>2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.
>>>>>>>>>>3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an
>>>>>>>>>>hour later....
>>>>>>>>>>4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
>>>>>>>>>>5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
>>>>>>>>>>6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
>>>>>>>>>>7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
>>>>>>>>>>8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
>>>>>>>>>>9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
>>>>>>>>>>10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't
>>>>>>>>>>admit it)!
>>>>>>>>>>11. The way they say 'I miss you'
>>>>>>>>>>12. The way you miss them
>>>>>>>>>>13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't
>>>>>>>>>>hurt her anymore.....
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>This chain started in 1997.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>It is a love chain letter.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look
>>>>>>>>>>into chat rooms and find them.
>>>>>>>>>>Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Nowhere comes the fun part.
>>>>>>>>>>You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person
>>>>>>>>>>will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
>>>>>>>>>>relationships.
>>>>>>>>>>If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be
>>>>>>>>>>sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU
>>>>>>>>>>MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT
>>>>>>>>>>COME TRUE!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO
>>>>>>>>>>YOU
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR
>>>>>>>>>>LOVE LIFE.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE
>>>>>>>>>>BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>GOOD LUCK!!!!!

~~~THIS IS FOR ME THE MOST ANNOYING CHAIN LETTER THOUGH THERE COULD BE OTHERS MORE ANNOYING SINCE I'VE RECEIVED THIS LIKE---MORE THAN 30 TIMES!!! DAMN THEM!!!
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This is how a girl reacted when she got so many chain mails lol this isnt me

Chainletter Reply *THIS IS NOT A CHAINLETTER* JUST READ IT ..
ITS PUNNY XP


Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare
and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme
virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal
electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion
chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that
if you send them on, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her
off to the travelling freak show. Do you honestly believe
that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send
this email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, every Playboy
Bunny in the magazine'll visit me! What a bunch of B.S.!
So, basically, this message is a big ***** to all the people
out there who have nothing better to do than to send me
stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter
leprechauns will come into my apartment and terrorize me in
my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by
Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget
pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year
2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for
longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If you're
going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends,
and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
receive a Nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about
90 times. I don't give a damn! Show a little intelligence and
think about what you're actually contributing to by sending
out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

(it was on my page before but i deleted it XD but its saved somewhere on my laptop)
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nice one.. [whoever the person is..]
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I must have died a good 30 times just buy reading this forum -.- my mom 15 and my loved ones 5 been cursed with 15 years of bad luck -.- BRING IT ON DEATH >:P BRING ON THE CURSES!! stupid chain letters -.-
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I hate chain letters that tell you to send it to all your true friends.They are very annoying.
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