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Answer yes or no to each of these questions. Are you a normal person or a weeaboo who needs to become a hero? Let this quiz decide for you. (Feel free to contribute to this list in any way since weeaboos seem to be evolving. One must be ever-vigilant to keep an updated study of these failed retards.)

* Do you buy/read manga?
* Do you watch anime?
* Do you go to Azn food markets?
* DESU?
* Do you have a DeviantART account?
* If so, do you contribute lots and lots of anime fanart?
* Do you have at least 5 anime posters in your room?
* Do you argue with your friends about anime?
* Do you win these arguments?
* Do you go to Japanese food restaurants just because they’re Japanese?
* Have you tried learning Japanese for a reason other than with these words in the excuse; anime, Japan?
* Was it (question above) just to watch anime without subs?
* Did one of your Japanese friends comment on how bad you were butchering the language? (Provided you have any friends in the first place.)
* Have you been to an anime con?
* Have you worked at a con?
* Have you ever made an AMV?
* Was it a Narutard AMV?
* Or a Bleachtard?
* Do you own a Narutard headband?
* Have you ever subbed anything for Dattebayo, or are you attempting to study Japanese just so you can sub for some failed subbing group?
* Do you have any clothes with anime characters printed on them?
* Is this most/all of your clothing?
* Do you own a katana?
* Do you use chopsticks for everything from food to medicine to doing your laundry?
* Do you use the ^_^, T_T, ., etc. expressions?
* Do you have a fetish for Azn men/women?
* Do you browse 2chan, 4chan, 7chan, 420chan etc?
* Have you ever enjoyed a Japanese product or thought of doing so?
* If you are female, do you make kawaii neko sounds while being pounded at full force in the face?
* Do you own a Gaia account?
* Are the words baka, kawaii, sugoi, or DESU part of your daily vocabulary?
* これ、読めますか。日本人じゃないのにこの文書を読める場合、ささっと死んで下さい。(^-^)V
* Did you just Babelfish/Google translate the above Japanese sentences since you MUST know what it's saying cause its Japanese and it's more than the one Japanese word you know?
* Have you ever claimed to have a distant relative who is Japanese just tell people that you are Japanese when you clearly another race? [Provided by Ko-miyavi]
* Have you ever changed your birth name to a Japanese one because you think it suits you better? [Provided by Ko-miyavi]
* And if yes, do you only answer to that name you just made up? [Provided by Ko-miyavi]

Now tally up the number of times you said “yes.”

Did you answer "yes" to more than 10-15 of the questions? You might be a weeaboo or becoming one. Take shelter--NOW!

Cures:

Go out in the sun and sit under the sun for approx. 48 hours. If you are still not cures, continue doing this until you are.
Move. Don't take anything from your old room. NOTHING!
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Posted 5/30/08
phew... i only had 7...
Posted 5/30/08 , edited 5/30/08
keekee ;DD i had 4 of them >;]
and they are:

* Do you buy/read manga?
* Do you watch anime?
* Do you go to Azn food markets
* Do you use the ^_^, T_T, ., etc. expressions?
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Posted 5/30/08 , edited 5/30/08
Whew!

I only had 4!! The four have good reasons too..:)

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i had five... well, i love anime but im not THAT crazy to them,,,,

i still wanna have fun and try everything "under the sun"....
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Thank goodness...
I have only 6...
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Hehe~ i got five.
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I got 6 and i have resonable answers....

* Do you go to Azn food markets?
I'm asian and its there i can find food etc from the Phils

* Do you have a DeviantART account?
I do have a deviant account but i dont use it.i only made one cause of a friend but it was a long time ago..

.* Have you tried learning Japanese for a reason other than with these words in the excuse; anime, Japan?
I am trying to learn japanese in my own special way not because of animes or japan itself but because i want to learn different languages.

* Do you use the ^_^, T_T, ., etc. expressions?
i only use this ^^ i dunno why...i just think its cute

* Do you have a fetish for Azn men?
Ferish?it means like right or attracted to?well ya im asian and i like asian guys maybe cause of the eyes

* Have you ever enjoyed a Japanese product or thought of doing so?
Yup those snacks my uncle brought from japan...it was so good....cause it was salty and sweet at the same time
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kat19 wrote:

I got 6 and i have resonable answers....

* Do you go to Azn food markets?
I'm asian and its there i can find food etc from the Phils

* Do you have a DeviantART account?
I do have a deviant account but i dont use it.i only made one cause of a friend but it was a long time ago..

.* Have you tried learning Japanese for a reason other than with these words in the excuse; anime, Japan?
I am trying to learn japanese in my own special way not because of animes or japan itself but because i want to learn different languages.
Then this doesnt count becuase its for reasons; "I want to watch anime without subs" and "I want to go to Japan and get an anime bf/gf!" XD

* Do you use the ^_^, T_T, ., etc. expressions?
i only use this ^^ i dunno why...i just think its cute

* Do you have a fetish for Azn men?
Ferish?it means like right or attracted to?well ya im asian and i like asian guys maybe cause of the eyes

* Have you ever enjoyed a Japanese product or thought of doing so?
Yup those snacks my uncle brought from japan...it was so good....cause it was salty and sweet at the same time


Posted 6/1/08
I got 7.
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i've only got 7........me such a lucky...
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Hey, if I answer three yes... That won't make sense to be a "weeaboo" since... I'm Asian myself.. so.. XD

I only have 4.. wow...
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Posted 6/2/08
LOL. It seemed fun so i did it.

I got 5!
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Posted 6/2/08
crap......... i got 9 i am really scared because i mostly hang around weeboos
and so I would like to add a question inspired by my most weebooy friends


have you ever claimed to have a distant relative who is Japanese just tell people that you are Japanese when you clearly another race?

and another question have you ever changed your birth name to a Japanese one because you think it suits you better? and if so do you only answer to that name you just made up?
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Posted 6/2/08

Saasaa wrote:

Hey, if I answer three yes... That won't make sense to be a "weeaboo" since... I'm Asian myself.. so.. XD

I only have 4.. wow...


That doesn't necessarily mean that you can't be a weeaboo if your Japanese. I know two asians who hang out with weeaboos and are confused on how they are Chinese and not Japanese :/

Sad world.

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