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Posted 5/29/08 , edited 5/29/08

This "Eye-Squinting" Does Not Make You Look Any More Japanese!

TIPS to those .0009% of the Weeaboos who actually MAKE IT INTO JAPAN ALIVE.

Most think that Japan is a place where the trees are made of Pocky, cities are made of platinum PS3s and Nintendo Wiis, and the girls and bishojos are your slaves. However, real Japanese consider Waps to be ignorant little ********, and the Yakuza and Bosozokus will merely give them manga and DS. Note to non-Weeaboo: Yakuza is the term meaning "Happy Toy Clan," and bosozoku means "Fun Fun Happy Anime and Manga Tribe." These folks usually ride loud motorcycles and have cool tattoos on their entire body.
To receive your free manga and DS from a Japanese person, walk up to them and yell おんどりゃ~! (pronounced on-DOR-yaa). But if they have the tattoos and bikes (Including Yakuzas, Bosozokus and High School Delinquents), say みせものねえよ! (pronouned mee-seh-mo-no-NEH-yo) and refer to them all as てめぇ (pronounced teh-MEH). Now you are part of Azn crowd!! W00t!!

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A large sweatdrop will appear on their forehead when confronted about the fact that they have never even seen a Japanese person in real life, let alone ever been to Japan.
Wanting to go to Japan and only Japan to meet the (Japanese) love of their life.

Some common Weeaboo phrases you may hear that will help you identify one:

1. "Kawaii!" (Weeaboo standard warning for, "Do Not Look Directly At.")
2. "Konnichiwa!" (Says when a weeaboo si trying to hide their anger at you.)
3. "Baka!" (Noise made when clearing throat to dislodge half-eaten sticks of Pocky, a popular snack formed in a pointless stick shape.)
4. "-Chan" (Appended to every name to make it sound "kawaii.")
5. "Sugoi!" {Phrase said when they're sure they've found their new mating partner. Most likely Japanese, or Asian, if not, then a Weeaboo like themselves.)
6. "Ne!" (Usually said after sentences, a sign for the listener to punch them in the face.)
7. "Itai!" (Heard when Weeaboos hurt themselves. Signals the hearer to hurt them more.)
8. "Desu!" (Weeaboos place this at the end of every sentence, Desu!, regardless of it's contextual innaccuracy.)
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Posted 7/22/08

marymannly12 wrote:


This "Eye-Squinting" Does Not Make You Look Any More Japanese!



100% true (soz if i shouldnt have posted here )
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Posted 7/22/08

FastPhoenix wrote:


marymannly12 wrote:



100% true (soz if i shouldnt have posted here )


haha thats ok! u can...thats why its not locked >.>
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Posted 7/24/08

marymannly12 wrote:


FastPhoenix wrote:


marymannly12 wrote:



100% true (soz if i shouldnt have posted here )


haha thats ok! u can...thats why its not locked >.>


what is that he's drinking? Is it fruit juice or did they just put cheep rice wine in a colorful container?
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Posted 7/24/08

Dadalama wrote:


marymannly12 wrote:


FastPhoenix wrote:


marymannly12 wrote:



100% true (soz if i shouldnt have posted here )


haha thats ok! u can...thats why its not locked >.>


what is that he's drinking? Is it fruit juice or did they just put cheep rice wine in a colorful container?


haha i have no clue but im sure that he thinks that makes him closer to Japan....lol
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Posted 10/11/08
from teh lookz on teh bottle i think its some steroidz
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Posted 10/20/08

Dadalama wrote:


marymannly12 wrote:


FastPhoenix wrote:


marymannly12 wrote:



100% true (soz if i shouldnt have posted here )


haha thats ok! u can...thats why its not locked >.>


what is that he's drinking? Is it fruit juice or did they just put cheep rice wine in a colorful container?


It's a product called Match, its a bottled tea.
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Posted 7/31/09
shit he looks constipated...
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